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Hello Internet,

Welcome to Pine Needs Refs, the post where I Need Pictures Of Rise Krang monsters/dogs pleeeaaase

(Please include them in reblogs so other people can use the references!)

#reblog #rottmnt krang #reference #don't mind me i'll just... *joink*

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Oh brilliant I’m the ani-Christ plus one

This poll is for people who have NOT listened to The Magnus Archives:

#it’s a reference schnuki don’t worry about it #btw it was so obvious you would be clamed by the beholding #maybe you could multi class into spiders too given their love for manipulation #the magnus archives

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I’m absolutely obsessed with the reddit side of the Tolkien fandom, in particular, this discussion regarding how Sauron fits the ring on his finger, as well as penal compensation a la Lord Farqaud style

#watching lotr with my gf and remembered this post

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i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i'm put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months

#mood #i joined a discord server once waited 2 Months and then asked the one question I joined the server for in the firstplace

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As many polls have indicated most people here on Tumblr dot com are unemployed, I would like to know why.

Why are you unemployed?

Too young

Too old

Medically/Mentally/Physically unable

Cant find any work

Cant find the work I want

Between jobs atm

Not allowed to work (pls comment or tag it)

Other reason not listed here (pls comment or tag it)

Employed but want to push button/See results/Vanilla extract.

Note in ask :)

#according to the therapist at the Arbeitsamt: #I put myself under so much pressure to get a job #that the subject itself petrifys me into inaction and mental breakdowns #plus all of the jobs I did applied to (thanks to my gf love you boo) didn’t take me #so… fighting for mental stability and employment over here #^^‘

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Man, it’s alright I’m just chilling in the corner, waiting for the next нп chapter.

If anyone from my Dracula Daily days is still following me, I'm deeply sorry btw, I only serve memes about an obscure incest/necrophilia show now (also about that polar expedition show/book).

#also i have no idea who this hicky guy is #or what the terror/spotless is about #but im pretty sure your opinion about them is 100% right #^^

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#oh for fucks sake #i’m in this photo and i don’t like it #that’s also me with my comics…. #and my animatics…. #my leptop is just filled with wip‘s collecting dust

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I dislike that word, bonustrackbfs, “cult”. No, it’s a new, exiting religion that I started~

what if we all just go to a random mall during black friday and try to buy a doll but then we all just go crazy and decide to kill each other and start a cult to praise that one doll and then we all die

#starkid #black friday #i couldn't resist

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i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

#reblog #post I know I’ll regret if I don’t repost

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And if the answer to all is yes: do it!

Before you indulge in a mad act of hubris, THINK:

Is it Tormented?

Is it Heedless of man or god?

Is it Illegal?

Is it a crime against Nature?

Is it Kinky?

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@sweetdreamuwu you when I bring you your morning coffee.

Zorian: It’s too early in the morning for this.

*sent at 11:57 AM*

#mother of learning

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#mother of learning #mother of learning spoiler #god I love Zorian #💕💕💕

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Zach: I can't believe my ex best friend used mind magic on me! You'd never do that to me Zorian, right?

Zorian:

#mother of learning #Zorian will always be my fave character!

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#thant’s just straight up me girl prunella #<- ​apparently that’s the prunella hashtag now

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in all honesty if i was a witch i would be cursing people. i would basolutely be turning people into bluebirds and frogs and shit. some people r too confident and too rude for their own good. WOE! heros transformation journey upon you motherfucker

#Thant’s just straight up me girl prunella #i can imagine her collecting hairs of every person that was a dickhead to her #so she can start her evil witch in the forest career with a bang!

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Their goth forms would meld your mind

"lords in black" and they're the most neon, camp looking motherfuckers to ever exist.

#nerdy prudes must die #lords in black #starkid

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Jekyll+Hyde modern AU where Dr. Jekyll is a very put-together middle-aged man who runs an educational YouTube channel where he, like, sits in front of a backdrop of books and explains the history of various scientific discoveries (with extensive sourcing!) His editing is perfect and he never swears on camera and teachers love to show his videos in class.

Meanwhile Mr. Hyde is a controversial twitch streamer who everyone assumes is like 17. He's never done a face reveal, he's a huge troll, and he's been cancelled on twitter multiple times.

The plot kicks off when someone notices that both of their accounts have the same recovery email...

#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde