Lucifer: “Al thinks I call him Bambi because he’s a deer”
Lucifer: “but it’s actually because his mom is dead”
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Alastor: *watching Lucifer flail around in the morning, horribly late* mmm I know you don’t possess any dignity whatsoever but now, this is truly unbecoming of you, Your Majesty
Lucifer: well, maybe I wouldn’t be so late if someone didn’t eat my alarm clock three days ago
Alastor: oh, for the last time— I didn’t eat your clock! You threw it at the wall when half-asleep, it shattered on impact and I simply happened to be around so I cleaned it up!
Lucifer: mhm. sounds exactly like something someone who ate my fucking alarm clock would say
Alastor:
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the sillys ever
The snakes have a mind of their own!
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silly wolf boi (painted with a substance that is not my own blood, because that is not a thing I would do)
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And it's not the one you'd think
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