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Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people

Odysseus:

Odysseus:

Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me

#god listening to just a man followed by monster #it hits different #epic the musical

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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

#hgtv #and my parents were shocked when I somehow turned out gay

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#ocean saga gang #although underworld did indeed make me cry #I’m still undecided if that wins or loses it point

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ranking the new who doctors in order of how lesbian they are:

1. peter capaldi

2. christopher eccleston

3. jodie whittaker (i haven’t actually seen her series yet, this could go up)

4. david tennant

*significant gap*

5. matt smith

*this is based purely on vibes

#I respect your opinion. HOWEVER- #Matt smith is lesbian #I love Christopher eccleston to death but that man is not lesbian #they’re all queer as fuck tho so that’s accurate

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#my major be like

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

#miss congeniality #todays the day!!!

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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Should I start on my long list of shows/movies I wish to watch?

No!

Instead I am going to rewatch Avatar the Last Airbender

And nobody can stop me

#atla #avatar the last airbender #tv #tv shows #rewatching #look I just finished rewatching the owl house so this is next #I don’t make the rules

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#life is pretty great if you embrace the concept of alone #alone isn’t a bad thing #I can keep myself company

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

#a normal thing to want and a possible thing to achieve

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#I would kill a speech to 25000 people #I got so many words I want to say #and they all have to sit there and listen to me #win win situation

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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

#fascinating #I am obsessed with the way humans try and categorize things #especially from a cognitive functions level #it’s so interesting the ways our brains try to work more efficiently #and thats not even going into the psychology of it #this is especially interesting to read as a person who doesn’t fit labels

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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

#if I die don’t put me in a box #feed me to the trees #they’ve earned a little treat #I wish to be a snack in both life and death

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

#charles the hedgehog

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ah fuck i started thinking about the ocean too hard again

#fuck yea ocean

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contrary to popular demand, back by popular belief

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I feel for the pumpkin toadlet because I, too, have hurled myself into the air with all the wild joy and wanton abandon of youth, and for me, too, it is becoming increasingly clear that I am not going to stick this landing