Zo. Keeper of the crypt.
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weaver-z · 2 hours ago
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There could be vampires in space and we wouldn't even know it because telescopes have mirrors in them
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among us killers are manifesting
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weaver-z · 10 hours ago
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they hate me because I'm a guy who loves snacks and treats
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weaver-z · 12 hours ago
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made a playlist of all the songs mentioned in holidays are hell! i was so invested in this gkdkgkdgkdk
LMAO, thank you so much <3 we were also making one on @holidaysarehell, a little blog my mutual @/kaligogrrrr and I made for this.
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weaver-z · 14 hours ago
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Hey Zozo your Holidays are Hell is fantastic! I looked forward to every installment and you were right! I definitely wasn’t expecting that ending! It’s such a sweet story, very unexpected from the genre and original joke, I loved it! Honestly I’d adore seeing it as an actual film-It’s that good!
Thank you so much! This project was just for funsies and to give me something to do on my early morning or dinner breaks, but I'm very happy that it made everyone so happy. I got a lot of enjoyment out of it. Shout out to my mutual @kaligogrrrr for helping me out with names/plot ideas!
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weaver-z · 14 hours ago
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Sunday Slumber
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weaver-z · 14 hours ago
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Jesse: Listen, trust me, I get it.
Chrissy: Yeah, I know, and I really am happy for her. It's just... kinda hard.
*Holly runs out of the dance* *She sees Chrissy and Jesse* *Jesse notices her first*
Jesse: Hey, Chrissy, I just realized that I totally forgot my shoes in the gym.
Chrissy: But you're wearing--
*Jesse takes off his heels and chucks them into the dance* *He runs in after them*
Holly: Chrissy?
Chrissy: Oh! Hey, Holly! What are you doing here? Where's Nick?
Holly: Uh, he's... he's at the dance...
Chrissy: Then shouldn't you be..?
Holly: Chrissy, I like Nick, but that's it. Sure, he's hot, and he's great with a hockey stick, but the connection's not there.
Chrissy: What are you saying?
Holly: I'm saying that... here goes... there's someone else I want to go to the dance with.
*Chrissy blinks, then realizes*
Chrissy: Really?
Holly: Really. Like, really really. Chrissy, you're the most amazing person I know, and you're really freaking pretty, and...
*Chrissy cups Holly's face, grinning* *Holly blushes and shuts up*
*They kiss* *Holly's tail waves* *Christina Aguilera's "This Christmas" swells in the background*
Chrissy: That was--
Holly: Uh, a Christmas miracle?
Chrissy: Okay, yeah, but I wouldn't have expected you to say something that cheesy.
Holly: Miracle's not over. You know the DJ, Aurora? She owes me a favor.
*Smash cut to Krampus reading a text from Holly* *It reads "SKIP THE BOREALIS HOUSE PLS THX <3 U DAD"* *He huffs, but smiles*
Chrissy, hand over her mouth: Do you mean..?
Holly: I wasn't there for you during the talent show, but I'm going to be here for you from now on. How about a duet?
*Chrissy takes her hand* *They re-enter the gym for the dance* *The song they perform is, you're goddamn right, "All I Want for Christmas is You"*
*During the performance, Jesse, who is going wild with support, trips* *Nick catches him in his arms for the sequel tease*
V.O.: So, yeah. My name's Holly. It's Christmasy, and I'm... cool with that. I'm not the most popular girl in school, and I didn't get a prince charming, but I got something more important: the coolest girlfriend in the world. Someone amazing enough to make me believe--ugh, here goes--that holidays might not be Hell. So au revoir, sayonara, good night, and Happy Holidays from me and Chrissy.
*Fade to black* *Credits sequence is set to "Deck the Halls" by Relient K and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" by the Barenaked Ladies ft. Sarah McLachlan*
Uhh, hi. My name's Holly. Yeah, I know, it's so... Christmasy. But unlike the plastics in the school dance committee, I'm not exactly feeling warm and jolly about the winter formal. My boyfriend Darren dumped me like a stocking full of coal over Thanksgiving Break to go out with my ex-best friend, and my new crush is super-hottie football star Nicholas Mistletoe. He doesn't even know I'm alive, and if he did, why would he want to go out with me--the daughter of Krampus? I guess it's true what they say--holidays are Hell. *Fall Out Boy's "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" plays*
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weaver-z · 19 hours ago
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weaver-z · 19 hours ago
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I wrote a profile about a trans woman who works in my college town's gay bookstore for my final news writing class assignment and got the highest grade anyone in the class has gotten on any assignment this semester. Everyone thank the kindly trans women who make the tasty coffee. o7
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weaver-z · 20 hours ago
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Nothing is sexier than the DUNE books asking you to understand crazy sci-fi jargon in the first paragraph, like bene gesserit, muad'dib, mentat, arakkis, melange, and quizat haderach and then after reading all of that shit that makes no fucking sense, you meet our main character: Paul.
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weaver-z · 21 hours ago
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every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head
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weaver-z · 21 hours ago
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The [...] Caribbean nation will remove Queen Elizabeth II as its head of state in a ceremony that will begin late Monday [29 Nov 21], breaking its ties with the British royal family — and with it, one of the island’s last remaining imperial bonds to the United Kingdom.
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weaver-z · 23 hours ago
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While watching Dune were you my stepdad (getting visibly alert like a pointer hound when Arrakis' ecology and culture was discussed) or my mother (wolf-whistling for Leto Atreides when he first showed up onscreen and leaning over to tell me how much she hated the Harkonnens when they killed him)
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