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@positivevibes0421

I refuse to date. instant mutual obsession or nothing

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thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

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@positivevibes0421

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

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Why are you gay

same reason you are

better sex

#gay #haha gay

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welcome to tumblr!

#follow her #or not idk

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how my mom sees my dad when he's helping her with computer issues

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@pogaytosalad @acetheauthor and i'd tag someone else, but i dont think she has tumblr :/

group sex is just doing it on multiplayer mode

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group sex is just doing it on multiplayer mode

#nsft #here have this #multiplayer #sexy content

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@pogaytosalad

in order: me, us, you, you, me

the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

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Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.

No one will ever know which one 👀

#all #its all of them

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*swiggles my tongue around in your pussy*

am i doing this right?

#roleplay #nsft #nsft roleplay #/j #i havent been on tumblr in like a few months or smth idk #here have this #i've never given head before lol #well not yet #tho i have sucked dick...

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get greebled

ah

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boy tummies like if u agree

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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

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with whipped cream and

sprinkles

P

ussy

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Alright I'm doing the @xenasaur thing as a notes game.

Under the cut are 2 fully sfw pictures of myself so you can decide if you want to contribute or not.

If this. Hits. Let's say. 200 notes. I'll post a picture without a shirt but with a bra (ill use one of my fancy ones).

At 500 notes the bra comes off.

At 900 notes the pants come off.

At 1200 notes I lose the underwear.

And at 1500 notes I'll take a request.

For the sake of the meme I'll post feet pics at 2k notes.

Let the games begin!

Disclaimer: if you spam reblog more than 2 times I will not count any of your reblogs in the count