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So much yes

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I am confused and disturbed by the internets love of shrek. It just all needs to be oger

#Shrek #Oger #Shrek is love shrek is life #Shrek is not love shrek is not life #Why #Please stop #stop the shrek love #Cake

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Ask me a question! I want questions because i`m on ask more than i am on here sadly....

ask.fm/Redridingwhood

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I just had a conversation with my cat today I SERIOUSLY COMPARED CAT NIP AND THE DOCTOR WITH MY CAT SHE ONLY MEOWED BUT I SWEAR SHE UNDERSTOOD

#Cat #Talking #Doctor who #Cat nip #Doctor who and cat nip #Fangirl #fandoms #Talking cats #Insane

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If you don`t love that face you don`t know adorable

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

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Even Santa goes to waffle house for coffee

#waffles #waffle house #santa claus #coffee #funny #holidays #whatthefuck #iamsexyholdingcake #redsuit #findsanta #santa

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

cup your hands around them protectively

lift them from the ground

gently kiss their fuzzy heads

say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked

peep peep

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Welcome to tumblr

people who complain about too many followers

people who complain about too many asks

people who complain about too many notes

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KIDNEYS!

I`VE GOT NEW KIDNEYS  

#Peter Capadeli #Kidneys #I don`t like the color #Doctor who #Doctorwho

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So i`m texting my best friend and all the sudden he texts: Supposedly him: May i borrow a pencil from someone? 

Class: *Silence*  Hot Girl: Hey does anyone have an extra pencil? CLASS: HERE YOU GO YOU CAN HAVE MINE! NO MINE! NO MINE! TAKE MY NOTEBOOK!! TAKE MY SHIRT! TAKE MY VIRGINITY! 

#Funny #Pencils #Hot girls #ugly #life #Text messages #Ugly guys #I`m a sexy lady holding cake

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"Maybe okay will be our always”

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'Sorry if i appear bitchy. I`ve been having a bad week for about 15 years now'

#Bad week #Bad day #Bitchy #Life

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PROJECT FOR AWESOME has gone off with a good start! 

#Vlogbrothers #Project for awesome

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My brain does not function anymore

How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”

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Apparently when you come in contact with me there are instructions: Throw food calmly and run away like i have a gun aimed at your soft spots........ According to the other humans

#Food #Friends #Instructions #Humans #Soft Spots