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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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Imogen Cunningham 

The bath (+ Agave; 2 works), 1925

#body

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I sincerely have no words. Despicable.💔 😢

#palestine

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looks like october is…. octover

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just a reminder noah schnapp is not a child. he's 19 years old and certainly has access to a great education system and the ability to do research on his own. with that being said, his instagram statement is still up where he has stated the 40 babies behaded myth which has been refuted already and yet he hasn't removed it. and he has not apologized for posting misinformation to his 20m+ followers. sorry, not misinformation, but propoganda.

reminder: noah didn't defend judaism, he was defending zionism. the two are not correlated. anti-zionism does not equal anti-semitism.

#palestine #noah schnapp

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And fuck anyone defending Noah Schnapp or any celebs that stand with Israel. He has proven over and over again that he is a zionist. He literally follows the fucking IDF and Israel’s prime minister on Instagram and he signed the stupid letter thanking Biden for his support. That support is sending billions of dollars worth of military aid to help bomb Palestine btw. Fuck every person that signed that letter. Ignorance isn’t an excuse anymore.

I don’t care if I get hate for this. If you support Noah, just save me the energy and block me. It makes me sick that all of these celebrities can stand on the side of genocide and continue to have a career meanwhile people are losing their jobs and education for standing with Palestine. Fuck Biden, fuck all of the privileged Americans standing with him, and fuck anyone who supports Israel or has been complicit. When this is in history books, you all will claim you were on the right side of history, but we will all remember your silence.

#palestine #noah schnapp

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I love you people going into "useless" fields I love you classics majors I love you cultural studies majors I love you comparative literature majors I love you film studies majors I love you near eastern religions majors I love you Greek, Latin, and Hebrew majors I love you ethnic studies I love you people going into any and all small field that isn't considered lucrative in our rotting capitalist society please never stop keeping the sacred flame of knowledge for the sake of knowledge and understanding humanity and not merely for the sake of money alive

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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

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If young royals was a book with Wille as it's narrator, I'm certain that we wouldn't have known anything besides whatever Simon would have had going on. Not even the acknowledgement of other people presence or the location. Simon, on the other hand, would have been one of those narrators with long sarcastic descriptions of anything and everything. If they were together in a classroom, we wouldn't know so unless someone actually interacts with Wille, whereas, Simon would not only tell us about the people present there but would also comment on the colour of the walls.

#young royals

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if you are comfortable doing so please rb with your gender and/or sexuality and what you voted for (or which ones you would've if you could pick multiple) 👁👁 I am very curious

#lesbian #my ability to think goes bye-bye when I see women's hands especially if they wear rings #also back!

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watching tiddies jiggle is good for the soul

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and Steve's standing there, bloody and heroic, while Eddie is

#steddie #stranger things

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Boycott. Please remember to boycott. Focus on these three. You can make a difference.

Edit: See this link for more on what to boycott from BDS. And here as well.

#palestine

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2023 started five days ago but it's been ten years since january

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#funny #autism

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Heyo it’s back to school time and here’s a research tip from your friendly neighborhood academic librarian.When searching for any topic on the internet just type in the word ‘libguide’ after your topic and tada like magic there will be several  beautifully curated lists of books, journals, articles, or other resources dealing with your subject. Librarians create these guides to help with folks’ informational needs, so please go find one and make a librarian happy today!!

#resources