Conan Edogawa, who is three apples tall
Three apple trees will forehead.
Conan Edogawa will forhead.
Conan Edogawa who is three apple trees tall however,
WILL NOT FOREHEAD
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BRVTVS, NO!
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BRVTVS, NO!
Twenty-Two Roman Daggers
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There is just barely enough space to fit twenty-two roman daggers.
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Twenty-Two Roman Daggers
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There is just barely enough space to fit twenty-two roman daggers.
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The original ask and response.
Will Forehead
tumblr user and gimmick blog @sans-in-heat's reblog of this post.
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It doesn't matter how many words there are nor how literally big an object is (if it is real object). That sans-in-heat's reblog has an order of magnitude fewer characters than the orginal ask and response matters not.
What matters most here at @.will-it-forehead is the question of massivity. Does the vibe contained within or represented by the object being considered fit upon Yumi Ishiyama's massive forehead or is it more massive than that.
And the massivity of a barely contained moan escaping a named character whose horny is both directly proportional to both the popularity of a character and the brevity of the utterance, and is inversely propotional to the coherency of thought being expressed. Here then, we have the perfect storm: a popular character in a short utterance expressing no coherent thought.
Taken together, the resulting massivity of the reblog approach the levels of a super-massive singuality.
To attempt to contain such a thing upon any forehead, even one as massive as Yumi Ishiyama's, would be hubris of the highest degree.
How do you become a gimmick blog?
step 1: think of a gimmick
step 2: blog
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This post.
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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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A plane during a routine landing procedure.
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Wasp in an Orb.
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This sandwich made with love.
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Alas, the chernobyl elephant foot was a irradiated step too far.
Makig a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow can someone reblog with a filling to finish the ssndwich ill go first ok
Bread
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My totally original character Cumslupper McJorts, who is not based on any existing character that was recently relaesed into the public domain.
WILL FOREHEAD
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The sandvich from TF2
The sandvich from TF2.
WILL FOREHEAD
I tried really hard to make it so that the thing that pushed the sandvich over the edge would be the olive, but I couldn't get that to work without dishonestly fucking with the aspect ratio.
In lou of that joke, the sandvich will forehead.
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Two bottles of DNAde
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The first and only two bottles of DNAde to ever exist have expired, and imagine my disapointment: to learn through the absense of more bottle of the prophecized twisty drink that changes your dna, that we are living in the bad timeline.
Don't get me wrong, I already knew that, but everytime something reaffirms the fact, I weep.
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The Rat Gun.
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The Rat Gun has transended the confines of Yumi's forehead!!!!
Thank you to OP for providing me with a transparent version of the rat gun upon request, allowing me to make this post while using a reasonable amount of effort.
Here it is folks, the rat gun, recreated in 3D for uni.
People keep stopping by, squinting at it and asking "what the hell is that" and everytime I get to answer "No Idea! :D"
Credits to @hellenhighwater for owning the real thing and gracing me with it's existence.
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The Autism creature
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Robert Jordans' The Wheel of Time, complete edition (bespoke).
WILL NOT FOREHEAD.
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Grub Karkat.
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