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I’m sorry did say your brother literally attacks you with wax?!

Sides: “Ok, not literally. He’s not loading wax into a gatling gun and riddling me full of shiny holes. I mean more we bicker, sometimes he wins the war of attrition, and I sit there and suffer because ‘a good job’ usually means it takes a long time and I get bored.” :I 

#anon #asks #Anonymous

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How in the world are you two so pretty? Please, tell me the secrets, I've been wanting to be pretty for so long.

Sides: “Uhhhhhh.... I dunno. Have a brother who attacks you with wax once in a while? We were built like this I guess? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Are these all cop outs? I feel like these are cop outs.

“I dunno I’m kind of a disaster, and despite having literally the same face, Sunny manages to look better than me sooooooo maybe ask him?” Sunny: “Maintenance and care is a start.”

#anon #asks #Anonymous

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I absolutely love the two of you, and almost all of the stuff y'all do and say has me doing that really painful wheeze laugh

Sides: “Glad to be of comedic service!” o7

#anon #asks #Anonymous

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Sides: “Yeah! ‘Cause the thermite is a massive exothermic reaction. And since a ton of energy is being released so fast, the ice gets super hot which turns it into a vapor.  Then the vapor starts to condense around these really fine thermite particles and slag, which makes this real nasty steam-thermite aerosol. And while this fun concoction is a brewin’, the thermite continues to do its thing, continues to react, eventually leading to like... a steam explosion of particles. “It’s pretty fun.” :D

#angusmon #chemistry is fun

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My favorite hellspawns, what did you do this time?

Sides: “Which specific this time? We talking like...since we were here last? Last month? Last 24 hours? Future up to’s?”

Sunny: “Using context clues I’m guessing the avalanche of ice and fire. Since it’s what you literally brought up today.” Sides: “Oh! Haha yeah. Although in my defense that was for the greater good.”

#anon #asks #Anonymous

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How are you doing today Sunstreaker?

Sunny: “Moderate to severe.”

Sides: “Pfft-!”

#anon #asks #Anonymous

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::Do you two want to see my little bitlet?:: -KO (medicine-and-muscles)

Sides- :::Sure!::

#medicineandmuscles #Anonymous

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

look up 'low rider graphics' on youtube

Sides: “Hi. Yes. This ate up way too much of my time, and there’s a paint look called ‘murdered candy’ that I now want to try.”

#anon #asks #Anonymous

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How bad of a fire are we talking....

Sides: "Somewhere between a shitload or a fuck-ton."

#anon #asks

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

Missed you two.

Sides: "We've been around but also sometimes I blink and like...a year goes by. Whoops."

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kups-war-stories​:

“Yes, but if you don’t say anything I won’t- and this conversation never happened.”

“What conversation? Who’s having a conversation? We’re just two ships in the night, not crossing paths right now, right?”

#kupswarstories #just gonna sweep this under the rug #it's fine this is fine

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kups-war-stories​:

“….I should not have told you that,”

“Also…..did you at least make sure the fire was out before you left?”

“..........” “....should....should I have?”

#kupswarstories #oops

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

P. S. : I think the cocktails of energon are beautiful and really cute!! I wish I could make one I could drink in real life!! Do you imagine how cool would that be?

Sides: “Probably really toxic to human people? But you can probably make mocktails? Drop a glow stick in? Gotta be vaguely similar.”

#anon #asks #Anonymous

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

You missed the cat revolution

Sides: “Excuse me what?” “Where??? When????”

“Why was I not told!”

#anon #asks #Anonymous

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

Why DO you guys hate seekers so much? I mean, obviously you would and should hate all cons in general, but why seekers specifically?

Sides: “...” Sunny: “...”

Sides: “...Uh.” Sunny: “Yeah, Sideswipe. Go ahead. You. You take this one. You specifically.” Sides: “I. Shut it... JUST THE ONE.” “....Uh. Anyway. So there are...Some exceptions here... Sunny: “For you.” Sides: “Yeah for me. Whatever. Wow it’s been a minute since I’ve had to explain TC but I’mma do that another day. “But I guess to answer the question, we don’t really? I mean we don’t hate them more than the other guys actively trying to kill us. It’s just for non-flyers we’re weirdly suited for dealing with them so we get pitted against them a lot. Pretty sure of all the cons Vortex tops my ‘people I want to kick in the denta list’. But for the most part it’s not like I have a personal vendetta against most the people I fight beyond the ‘I would like to keep the people I like and myself alive ‘thing” Sunny: “I tend to dislike most Decepticons equally.” Sides: “Which is a lot.” Sunny: “Which is a lot.”

#anon #asks #hello new person #Anonymous

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kups-war-stories​:

“There was probably deposits of calcium carbide in it… if so I suggest you run……………”

“Because theres a chance it’ll explode…”

“Frozen methane cages! And it’s really satisfying to dump a flaming avalanche on an enemy combatant.” :D

“Although I’ll take exploding snowballs. That sounds kinda rad.”

#kupswarstories

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Sides: “So, apparently, if you try hard enough ice can be flammable.” “That is all.”

#how so how does time keep doing this flying thing