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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

#funnie meme 10/10 #but also Glamrock Freddy would NEVER

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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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You know what? Fuck it.

The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.

#lets go op

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Optimus: Today I realized I’m old.

Ratchet: What happened?

Optimus: I fell at the mess hall and instead of laughing, Bumblebee came running to see if I was okay.

Ratchet: …

Optimus: I saw the fear in his eyes

#optimus prime #ratchet #transformers #transformers incorrect quotes

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“Why’d you do it, Knock Out? Why’d you turn against Starscream?”

Song: Softcore (The Neighborhood)

Edited Audio: Loner Edits (YouTube)

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unfollowing... im starting to think you are not as supportive of nepotism as i thought you were...

im sorry for being the only one in my family whose name is blue on wikipedia

#funnie meme 10/10

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Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir my beloved

#lae'zel my beloved #baldur's gate 3

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Baked with love, doomed for compost :’(

#I saw this while on my period and cried for an hour straight #not my art #sad loaf

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New seekers of D'ni have been flowing to the desert, feeling called to something they do not understand...

“Please stop writing! The very next thing you write will actually happen!”

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I love his manicure.

#starscream tfp #transformers #transformers prime

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I hate the “we should have child free cafes but not dog free cafes” and the “kids shouldn’t be out in public” shit that’s getting popular again cause whenever you ask them why they hate kids they say their loud annoying etc.

Just because another person is inconvenient for you doesn’t mean they don’t get to exist in public.

#will bring my dog and my kid outside so society doesn't know what to do with me #(I don't have either yet lol)

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A baby

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I find it cool how Starscream notices objects moving in the sky a lot sooner than Megatron does.

Sure, Megatron could just be distracted, but Starscream was always an elite Flyer. He’s very aware and alert of things (due to his paranoia), and it’s in his nature to have excellent eyesight.

#This fits so well with my headcanon that Starscream is farsighted!

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Will the fae and the traveler ever get to kiss 🥺

they smooched at their wedding bro

#YEAHHHHH #not my art

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#I FINALLY FOUND IT #fae comic #fae marriage #fairy marriage #fairy comic #that one fae guy #what a guy #love them