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How the purple and the hat destroyed the world

NOTE: SFW-ish

7 Chapters

haha this is more of a summary of flux buddies and Hatcorp than a fanfic

CHAPTER ONE: Fate. The world was destroyed because of one tiny broken window at Pandalabs. When Trott went over to Pandalabs he was in a mischievous mood and decided to smash one of the windows and then he flew back to Hatcorp and pretended nothing happened at all. When Duncan and Kim found the broken window they instantly knew that one of the boys from Hatcorp had done it and they were mad and from that day the fate of the world had already been decided by one small simple broken window, Trott had effected the whole world without even knowing it and there was nothing that anyone could do no matter how hard they tried.

Kim was mad at Hatcorp and wanted revenge even more than she wanted revenge on the farmer that betrayed her for the dirty pale man. All Kim thought about was blowing Hatcorp up and planning ways to create their ultimate demise, she was so distracted by her anger she completely forgot how she was tainted by the flux and it was getting worse. Whenever Kim flew past Hatcorp she always was so tempted to shoot a rocket down at them but Duncan kept telling her not to, that it was too soon and they would be expecting it. Kim was bursting in rage but she knew Duncan was right and even when she aimed at them she never pulled the trigger because she didn’t want Duncan to get mad at her.

Duncan was annoyed at the broken window but he cared more about making stuff and growing Pandalabs bigger and deeper, generating more power and getting more out of what they had. Duncan knew Kim was not going to hold back on Hatcorp much longer but he still tried to keep kim distracted and preventing disaster too early.

CHAPTER TWO: The castle.

Duncan was working on making a nuke to blow up his old tainted castle and he spent hours slaving away at constructing all the pieces and gathering everything he needed and after all those hours and hard work they finally made the nuclear missile and warped to the castle with Kim’s potato portals and got the coordinates and salvage as much as they could from the tainted ruins and then they went back through the portal and stored all the goods away and entered the coordinates into the launch control panel and quickly flicked the switch to hear a loud sound as the rocket took off and flew towards the abandoned castle to destroy the taint that had consumed it.

They hurried back through the portal to make sure they didn’t miss the “fireworks” and waited and waited and time had gone past and they started to question if the rocket worked but just as they were about to go back they started to hear a huge rubble from the sky and looked up to see the missile coming Down but they were flying too close and were injured badly from the blast. When they woke up they were in pain and there was a small hole in the castle but they were disappointed in how little the nuke destroyed Duncan’s castle. They were so disappointed they made more and more nukes and fired a giant amount of nukes at the castle and after about 25 to 35 nukes later the castle had been replaced and was just a big hole of radioactive goo and a few bits of stone that they destroyed with their bazookas.

with all the nukes they had made Kim wanted to use them against Hatcorp but she didn’t know how to use them, only Duncan knew how so disaster was averted but fate had already been decided and all they could do was delay it but nobody knew about it.

CHAPTER THREE: Magic plan.

Kim was still angry and mad at the Hatcorp boys but Duncan wouldn’t let her do anything to them and she didn’t know how to use the nukes but she did have witchery and Duncan was fine with using witchery on Hatcorp. Kim’s plan was to master witchery and become death and kill all of Hatcorp just by looking at them but this was not as simple as pushing a few buttons and would require weeks of farming and learning and experimenting and having to deal with Duncan sticking rockets and stuff in her witchery stuff and drinking random potions. Kim would spend hours making brews and never go to parties anymore all she did was witchcraft to become powerful and crush Hatcorp.

Duncan was helping and being a annoying pain to Kim at the same time with her witchery so he mostly kept working on his computer system and making Pandalabs more efficient. What none of them realised was Hatcorp had a secret base and force field and we’re tunnelling towards them and testing their missiles on small villages they had made.

CHAPTER FOUR: Blood theft and bombs.

Kim wanted to curse Hatcorp but she needed blood for that so she and Duncan created a plan of sneaking in and taking their blood and getting out but they didn’t predict the response Hatcorp would have. Duncan and Kim flew over to Hatcorp and infiltrated into the depths of Hatcorp and she saw Ross and snuck up and started taking his blood from behind with a needle and ran over to Trott to take some more but Trott saw her and knocked her unconscious and stole all of her stuff. When Kim got up she was completely naked of her gear and only had clothes on and was mad so Duncan and Kim ordered Hatcorp to return her stuff.

Hatcorp decided they would make a trade but be evil and trick Duncan and Kim into a nuke but Kim and Duncan were expecting that so they had a portal ready back at Pandalabs to bring them back once they had completed the trade. Kim and Duncan were in the church of a nearby village trading one of their penguins in return for Kim’s stuff but Alex was inside the Hatcorp base loading two missiles and targeting the church and Ross was standing what he though was a safe distance away to get a good view of Kim and Duncan being nuked but when the trade was complete and Kim had all her stuff back Trott ran out as fast as he could and gave the signal to Alex to fire the nuke but nukes being as loud as they are gave Kim and Duncan a warning so when they heard the rubble of the missile they created the portal that took them back to Pandalabs and then they quickly closed the portal

Trott was unable to get away in time and was hit by the blast of the nuke but not enough to damage him and Ross was also out of harms way but the blast wave got him and he fell unconscious too. Alex was fine until the vibrations from the nuke set off one of the missiles in the silo that then blew up and injured Alex and crushed 1 of the workers with bits of metal and rock from the explosion. Alex, Trott and Ross were angry and sad about the failure and loss of one of their workers and destroyed silo.

The damage that has come from just a tiny broken window has already killed one person and injured others. This nuke disaster hasn’t ended the world but it has made fate harder to delay and only speed up the inevitable end but no person or creature is aware of the pain and destruction that is to come. The war is beginning.

CHAPTER FIVE: The third army (Law).

Kim and Duncan were at Pandalabs not aware of the third army hiding nearby, waiting. Kim walked out to her witch hut to start making more potions spells and brews but she didn’t expect the police of magic to bust in through the roof and arrest Kim for unlicensed witchcraft but she fights back with her weapons but the magic police just used their power of magic to disarm Kim of her weapons so she runs and the police find Duncan and arrest him instead. Duncan was waiting in prison but not for long as Kim came and broke him out but the police are too dumb to realise that their only prisoner had escaped and they never found out.

CHAPTER SIX: Production and peace.

progress has been made and Duncan has upgraded his computer to be able to automate machines and started spending ages programming the recipes for every part of a nuke and making an automated nuke machine but Hatcorp are building the same and creating pipes and machines to construct nukes from plants and basic renewable resources to make bombs from stone and plants making a complex machine that automatically makes all needed parts for nukes and assembled them in a maze of pipes and machines.

Duncan had left to go and have a trip to Disneyland And left Kim all alone in the middle of a war but Kim realises that she doesn’t want to see Pandalabs or Hatcorp be destroyed because they are both so successful so she went to the boys of Hatcorp to offer peace. Hatcorp didn’t like the idea of peace and thought she was hear to trick them and blow them up. Kim proved her innocents by showing all of her weapons so they knew what the Enemy had but that was just all she brought including a radar ugh that can get coordinates for a missile silo and she used that and had the coordinates safely stored as well as going inside Hatcorp and blowing up their force field and one of their rooms with the bazooka she had with her and then fled to Pandalabs.

Ross followed Kim back and found the secret nuke silo at Pandalabs so he knew war was soon and ran back to Hatcorp to tell the others and they started makes nukes faster and pumping them to the silos.

CHAPTER SEVEN: The end.

Duncan had returned and Kim told him what happened so they knew Hatcorp was now full war mode and they did the same and set up the silos to automatically fire test rockets and then they used nukes once the test was ready and they kist had to push one button to start firing their unlimited supply of nukes and Hatcorp only had to push one button too.

Kim and Duncan had activated the force field and we’re waiting at their silo for Hatcorp to attack. Alex ,Trott and Ross were loading their missiles and preparing their silo for war. A while had past but fate was happening as Trott gave the order for Ross to fire the nukes and Ross pushed the button and a loud rubble of rockets shot off into the sky to Pandalabs but Pandalabs had a radar and detected the missiles alerting Kim and Duncan so Duncan pushed his button and the nukes started launching back at Hatcorp.

the first nuke to hit was at Pandalabs but the force field protected it but hatcorps force field was destroyed so when the nukes started hitting them Hatcorp exploded but hundreds of nukes had already been launched and although Alex , Ross and Trott had died, the nukes were coming for Pandalabs. When the nukes blew up Hatcorp the automated nuke system had thousands of nukes in it and they all blew up creating a giant crater all the way to the core of the earth. The force field may have protected Pandalabs but everything around is was destroyed and burnt when the hundred nukes hit but the silo was damaged by it and lost all control and started firing nukes everywhere and couldn’t be turned off. The nukes stated raining everywhere, Africa, America, London, India, Australia, Canada, Russia and every other place in the world causing floods and tsunamis and massive holes in the earth. After just 7 hours the world was gone as lava stared rising from all the holes creating a wasteland planet of lava and destruction with only one thing left, Pandalabs was the only thing to survive along with Duncan, Kim , their robot Tiddles and Totoro their two cats. Kim asked Duncan if this was the end and how could they go on with the world destroyed, Duncan smiled and said “don’t worry, we still have lots of food power and the tools to start a small farm” Kim, Duncan and their two cats just lived alone trapped for 4 months but what they didn’t know what Hatcorp had planted a bob under Pandalabs. Duncan and Kim smiled eating the bread they farmed themself and looked deep into each others eyes and slowly moved closer and kissed each other I till the end of the world but then the bomb exploded killing the cats and Kim and Duncan instantly.

Kim and Duncan died happy and In love together, they died kissing each other deeply while the world around them fell apart.

THE END.

#fluxbuddies #fanfic #sfw #hatcorp #haatfilms #long post

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Jacks sexy alien lunch

WARNING: NSFW Jack was alone in the space station, there was no one else there but 1 life form. As Jack was walking through the empty rooms and hallways he was finding lots of scrap and spare parts and he just ignored them because he knew they wouldn’t make a difference to his survival and that he was going to die to the alien on the station. It had been several hours and he Started to hear noises in the vents above him but he didn’t care because he had one thing on his mind, he was going to die no matter what he did. Jack walked into a large room and on the other side was the alien hissing at him and ran at him and just as Jack though it was over the alien stopped in front of him. Jack was shaking in fear as the xenomorph reached out gently with its hands and put them on jacks shirt and pants to remove them from his body and reveal his hairy chest and large cock. Jack was still terrified but he opened his eyes slowly to see himself naked and a xenomorph in front of him looking rather strange at him. The xenomorph opened its mouth and slowly extended its second mouth and lowered its head to Jacks crotch and put Jacks giant penis inside its extended mouth and slowly started retracting and extending its mouth rubbing the insides of its mouth with Jacks hard cock. The alien started retracting and extending its mouth faster and faster but being careful not to tear the skin off Jacks dong. Jack liked this but was also very confused and with all the excitement Jack jizzed all inside the xenomorphs mouth and then the alien moved its tail behind Jack and penetrated his anus but not enough to burst through his body but still enough to cause great pain to Jack but he liked it so much he didn’t care how painful it was inside of him. Jacks dick was throbbing and getting harder and bigger inside the xenomorphs jaws rubbing jizz all over his massive cock and the insides and outsides of the aliens face. The xenomorph was penetrating Jacks butt hole harder and faster and starting to make him bleed as Jack let out a load moan and started to cry as his butt was being torn apart with flesh dropping from it and some getting caught on the xenomorphs fast moving tail. The xenomorph was starting to bite down on Jacks penis tearing the foreskin off and covering his testicles with the blood and skin of his own cock and Jack was In so much pain with a torn anus and ripped cock with cum dripping from holes on the side of his bitten penis and then in one fast but painful second the alien are his penis and his cock was now inside the aliens stomach and Jack was starting to bleed out but then a saw a lump where is penis used to be, and it began to grow and burst into a gaping hole of flesh and blood with the xenomorphs tail sticking through. As tears and blood dripped on the tail Jack fainted and become xenomorph lunch in a slow and painful but pleasing way. The End.

#alien #xenomorph #alien isolation #NSFW #sexy #fanfic #space

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