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wyvspike · 4 days
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I hope Elias shows up as Gwen's completely zonked out fail uncle. I hope he smokes weed on audio & says shit like "far out, dude". I hope he does a fake out "Gwendolyn, your constant lack of results is a disgrace to the Bouchard name!" in the Jonah!Elias voice & then breaks down laughing "man could you fucking imagine" before taking another hit. I hope he drives her up the fucking wall.
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wyvspike · 6 days
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The Vast isn’t just about heights and the sky it’s about the smallness of the beholder it’s about looking into the sky at night and wondering how you can possibly matter in a universe of this size it’s seeing the ocean and getting vertigo as you realize how big the world is it’s people watching in a busy city and getting that feeling realizing you’re just a fleeting and lost memory in someone else’s life if they’ve noticed you at all it’s understanding that the people around you are full and whole people the way you are and you don’t matter to them it’s standing out in the middle of an empty field and seeing the horizon touching the grass and thinking is this all it is, is it just this forever
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wyvspike · 6 days
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wyvspike · 6 days
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today on jimmy solidarity’s stream: jimmy has acquired a sugar daddy father
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context: ben jordan gifted about 60 memberships and then jimmy was like “pls tell me you’re an adult and not just got dad’s credit card” and ben said “mate i’m 43, i’m the dad” and jimmy decided to be like “you’re my father now. i’ve decided” so ben is now playing into the bit
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wyvspike · 6 days
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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
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wyvspike · 6 days
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A short animation of my cat Merlin begging to be fed. He usually starts this a full hour before food time.
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wyvspike · 6 days
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jon should have been able to sock him at least once before s5
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wyvspike · 11 days
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ok here's my hot magnus protocol theory: the gifted kids program was really a program meant to find a new archivist (which explains why gerry (eye-aligned) and sam (EYE-ALIGNED, SPEEDRUNNING GETTING HIS ASS CEASELESSLY WATCHED) were there) (and could also explain the artifact storage category of 'catalyst') and [error] is a failed archivist trapped beneath the archives until sam and alice unknowingly freed them.....
also sam still searching for answers for why he wasn't chosen even all these years later to the point where he has the voice of the ceaseless watcher's former special little boy egging him on tells me he may have been a better candidate for archivist than the institute realized. which. bad news for sam. great news for us, the viewers.
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wyvspike · 14 days
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Lloyd: All life is sacred, Arin. Which means I’m obligated as a ninja to risk my own life to save even an enemy like Rapton!
Cole, fifteen seasons ago:
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wyvspike · 16 days
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Chapter 3 of Run with the Hares (Hunt with the Hounds)! --- In which Sakura tracks Kakashi down for a physical! ---
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They’ve been doing this song and dance for over a decade, but seeing the stark passage of time in the delicate crow’s feet lining his eyes or the tiny grey hairs that crop up in his eyebrows is still strange. Stranger still is the unease threading her body as she leans into his space.
Sakura tries not to let it show, to break the tension that irons her spine and put aside the feeling that she’s staring at a complete stranger—a totally different Kakashi in the sunlight, whose gaze is warm, and fond, and friendly. Nothing at all like the same man who forced Hound to draw her sword and meet him on equal ground, ready to bite Sakura’s head off the instant she faltered. The difference is sobering.
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wyvspike · 16 days
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wyvspike · 16 days
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wyvspike · 16 days
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Go say hi shes so sweet :3333
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wyvspike · 17 days
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Vampires vs Werewolves, ft. Joe Hill, @victoriocity, Aliette de Bodard, Ben Aaronovitch, Oraine Johnson, Garth Nix, @sarah-hawley and @jonnywaistcoat prevaricating like he knows any answer will be used against him in the future.
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wyvspike · 17 days
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thinking about the time in architecture studio my prof brought up panopticons as an example of something (i don't remember what) and asked if anyone knew what it was and the only reason I was able to answer was because of the Magnus archives so thanks jonny
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wyvspike · 17 days
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hey, sasha.
i stole the audio from a tiktok but the og sound is from here !!
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wyvspike · 17 days
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low res matching hot ones pfps
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