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Your rich friend invites you to their house. You get to their bedroom. They invite you to take a look inside their big, fancy, walk-in closet. It's so big and fancy it has an en-suite bathroom. Surprisingly, there is another door in the luxurious bathroom. You open it and find another walk-in closet. The hair on the back of your neck stands on end. the walk-in closet leads to another en-suite bathroom. Since when have you had a rich friend? Why can't you remember anything about them? You try to turn around. How many bathrooms and closets have you been through? Did something in the racks of clothing just move?

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[yuri-official]

i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

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[yuri-official]

a crown plucked and butchered

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[yuri-official]

when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

#me #🫀

[yuri-official]

name them. now.

#what #🫀

[yuri-official]

The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name

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[yuri-official]

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’

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[yuri-official]

Modern AU /// ULTRAKILL

#ultrakill #🫀

[yuri-official]

depressed polish miku (Disco Elysium portrait practice number 3)

alt version below the cut because I ❤️ Because You’re Here

#she’s just like me fr fr #vocaloid #hatsune miku #vocal synth #disco elysium #my art #💌🫀

[yuri-official]

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

#this rb is targeted #🫀

[yuri-official]

gertie and gerry :3

#tma #🫀

[yuri-official]

i'm so normal about final of mgs4 (totally not) btw my fanart i drew in magma under the impression

#mgs #💌

[yuri-official]

pantom phain

#mgs #💌

[yuri-official]

Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.

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[yuri-official]

Colonel? I’ve got the Giant Chicken here… we’ve managed to survive the Fortnite moshpit

#mgs #💌

[yuri-official]

cannot stop thinking about mgs2

#mgs #💌

[yuri-official]

selling prints for some extra income this month! have been struggling with bills since i had to move in between 2 different jobs this past month, & i'm still battling the negatives most days. if you have already ordered a print, it will be mailed out this weekend 🕯️

smaller prints $10 USD

larger prints/collages: $15 USD

venmo/paypal: stdawns

please spread this around if u can <3

#angels #🫀