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ladies and gentlemen this is garlic number 2

#art

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ohhhh we're so back (on may 2nd)🔥

#ohhhhh hello hi hello #911 spoilers #in my 911 era

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#yeah make the bed absolutely #does this mean like. changing the sheets? or literally making it? #im good either way. I'm terrible at actually handling the duvet cover for a king size bed #but if that's my only chore?? are you kidding???? #so easy #tumblr polls

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The truth is, I don’t know what I’m ready for, but I am ready for something. And I think maybe that something could be with you. 

#ohhhh this is gorgeous #loooove this #bucktommy #gif edit #in my 911 era

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NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO:

Ninth Doctor: Here we are! Mediaeval England!

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Rose: It’s like… an egg. A big egg.

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Mediaeval king: My men! We ride!

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Ninth Doctor: There’s something wrong here. I can feel it.

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Rose: Hello? I’m Rose. I’m not gonna hurt you. The Doctor, he’s got this… thing. This screwdriver. Maybe he can put you back together again.

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Unsettling seer: The fall is nigh. The eggs are in their baskets.

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Ninth Doctor: Oh, this is really bad.

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Charismatic villain: I’m sorry, Doctor, but I’m afraid it’s time… for a fall.

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CGI monster: (hissing) The Geltheen Host must rise again! The hatching must commence!

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(Shot of something emerging from an egg and shrieking)

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Ninth Doctor: They’re on every wall, in every square, in every town in the country! A hundred eggs, all ready to hatch!

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Rose: We have to do something, or they’re all gonna die!

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Ninth Doctor: (shouting from the distance) ROSE! DON’T TOUCH THAT EGG!

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Charismatic villain: When I use a word… it means exactly what I choose it to mean.

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Ninth Doctor: (shouting, angry) ALL THE KING’S HORSES! AND ALL THE KING’S MEN!

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Charismatic villain: Let the shattering of this world… commence.

cliffhanger sting

#i can see this exactly #in my dr who era

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Lou and Kenny are also filming with Oliver and Jennifer

#TOMMY!!! #yessss love this #911 spoilers #in my 911 era

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Isabel Diaz is going to be at the Madney wedding apparently

#ohhhh hi hello isabel diaz???? #911 spoilers #i am. vibrating #sure would have to be Reasons to bring her back huh. HUH #in my 911 era

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abuela being back oh gay eddie is so canon. with the catholic guilt storyline started last ep? eddie needs someone to tell him it’s okay to love buck the way he does and she’s the only person who can do that. the way her catholicism is so integral to her character and the way eddie carries religion around like a heavy blanket of guilt. he needs her to tell him he can let go. that’s good how he is. that he’s loved as he is. yeah. yeah.

#HELLO #WHAT IS HAPPENING #brb gotta find out what this is????? #911 spoilers #in my 911 era

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tagged by @antislice for seven stitches sunday or whatever, and look, I've finally made it to the end of the blue stripe! and without any more fuckups (that I've noticed at least).

2 more stripes to go??

still on track to be done within the year and ready for kiddo's birthday in September when it starts to actually get cold enough for a giant blanket

#knitting: chevron blanket #in my knitting era #z

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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

#ah #life advice

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#correct yes

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So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.

#yeah the concept of jaywalking is SO alien to me #stop/look/listen for sure but then you can just. cross the road if it's clear? #why would that be a crime??? #there are places where cars have to stop for you but you can just cross if it's safe #and it's not like they're allowed to hit you if you misjudge #and also cars can't turn right on red (what is UP with that???) so it's easy to know if it's safe

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After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

#tumblr stories

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*anything mint choco chip flavored products like ice cream, candy, drinks, etc

#one of two exceptions to hating mint and chocolate together! #mint choc chip is divine #(the other exception is after eights - anything that's dark chocolate with a mint fondant filling) #(the problem is when people try to make the chocolate itself mint. that way lies sadness) #tumblr polls

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No one asked but I think the secret to making the enemies-to-lovers trip work is respect. They can loath each other, but they have to loath each other as equals. Like “sorry but no one else is allowed to murder this man but me” + “it’s an honor and privilege to despise you.”

#yesss this is definitely key #in my fandom era

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911 + Text Posts pt304/?

#looooooove #incorrect 911 #henren #brb sending this to my husband #in my 911 era

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Tommy, what a bitch 💖 - Lou Ferrigno Jr.

#ohhh when you put it all together like that #he's SUCH a bitch and i love him #tommy kinard #gifset #in my 911 era