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#xmen #cyclops

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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What if soy sauce is just introducing itself in Spanish?!

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Once I was in the lunch line and this one girl handed me like a Christian meet up paper- so I handed it to my friend (now enemy) behind me because she was a Christian and maybe would want to go. But the girl kept handing me more 😭 and I was like “oh no thanks girlie but maybe my buddy here will want to go” and she’s like “no…they’re for you 😈” and I’ve felt like I’m being hunted ever since

#zooblewoppertxt #like am I the youth groups bounty? #I’m scared

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I might restart this account because it was originally meant for like fandom stuff but then I just kept yapping about not fandom stuff- but like I love my silly little posts so idk what to do

#zooblewoppertxt #I might make a side blog for my off topic yapping idk

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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just wanna take it easy

#xmen #wolverine #nightcrawler #my sillies

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Sometimes I get sad that I’m short but then I remember that Wolverine (in the comics) is the same height as me

#zooblewoppertxt #guys he’s literally me #I am literally him rn

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wolverine is my favorite butch lesbian

#xmen #wolverine

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To the lesbian struggling with internalized homophobia: You're not a creep. You are human, and you have desires, and they're perfectly natural. You think this way because society's conditioned us to believe that our love for women is evil. You know there's nothing evil about how we love, groove, relate, woman to woman. Actually it's good, natural, beautiful.

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Since it is lesbian visibility week I expect everyone to give me their next paycheck- thanks!

#zooblewoppertxt

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When Storm inevitably comes back to the mansion:

#marvel #xmen

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I hate when random straight people ask me if I top or bottom- like I’m whatever your mother wants me to be tonight- please shut up omg

#zooblewoppertxt #idk I just think it’s weird that the first thing some people think about when they find out you’re gay is your sex life #it will never fail to piss me off

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I don’t understand “outfit repeating” or why it’s wrong? Like I’m going to wear my clothes and outfits until they’re unwearable. I still wear a shirt a friend at the time got me in 6th grade. I’m just saying if it fits me and it covers my body I’ll keep wearing it until it doesn’t do one of those things. Are people just buying shit- wearing it once and then tossing it? Because wtf

#zooblewoppertxt #do not get me started on my denim jacket they better bury me in that thing

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Saw a picture of Logan with a Garfield backpack, was overcome by the urge to draw it

#wolverine #xmen

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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

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Source: Lesbian National Parks And Services Field Guide To North America - by Ranger Shawna Dempsey and Ranger Lorri Milan (illustrations by Daniel Barrow)