anxiouslittlecarrot

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@lakritzwolf same

I love it when I’m reading a fic and like 17 chapters in I get to a specific line or section of dialogue that hits different and I can tell it was the one that started it all, the tiny magical seed that plagued the author so much it sprouted the whole entire story

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topher

#i love artists #toph beifong #atla #atla fanart

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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#calvin and hobbes #comics

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Thought tumblr would enjoy this, yall love your canceled found family shows

#lockwood and co #l&co fanart

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how?? just how?

#always so curious about the destiny of those sculptures #does someone eat them? #if not don’t they go bad? or melt? #the chocolate guy

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I love it when I’m reading a fic and like 17 chapters in I get to a specific line or section of dialogue that hits different and I can tell it was the one that started it all, the tiny magical seed that plagued the author so much it sprouted the whole entire story

#fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #writing #writeblr #fandom #carrot.txt

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

#binturongs #animals

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ok u caught me i’m stupid

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Good stuff.

#overdescribing actions is another #you’re writing for humans who live in the same world as you do they’ll have the same knowledge of how things work #unless the actions show subtext trust your reader will understand how to put the kettle on or smile #writing

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probably a huge reach but I do wonder if percy’s refusal to explain his plans to anyone was influenced by him telling bianca his plan and then her getting herself killed trying to execute it

#oh… oh n… no…… #pjo

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help. one of the girls brought up jesus dying yesterday, and the other was like, he died? how? so i explained that the romans crucified him, and she had the most disgusted look on her face, and she said "they did that to a baby?"

#show debs #♥️

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this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

#football

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#storytime

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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

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"Love is what separates us from the animals" no. Bears also fuck and seagulls love their babies. What separates us from the animals is our physical need for, and mental capacity to produce toilet paper.