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Why do vampires in every modern adaptation whether anime or movie saga always have like a covin or cousins of the MC vampire from like Alaska, Alaska would be a death trap for vampires because the snow would reflect the sunlight and I know this because that's how snow blindess happens

#vampires #alaska #twilight #vamps #snow #blizzards #winter #vampire knight

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AND ON TODAYS EPISODE OF ANIME BOYS & SANRIO BRAIN ROT I BRING TO YOU THE FUNNIEST CONNECTION I CUTE-FAN-DAMSEL HAVE MADE YET.

They make the same faces sometimes lol

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland deuce #deuce spade #deuce spade twisted wonderland #souya kawata #souya #tokyo rev #tokyo revengers #sanrio #sanrio baku #sanrio badtz maru #badtz maru

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MICKEYMOUSE IS CANNONICALLT THE MOUSE ON THE MOON?!?

Hidden Mickeys: Vil Schoenheit Edition Part Two

Scary Monsters Event Card:

Scary Mosters Event Card (Groovy):

Happy Beans Day Event Card (Groovy):

Happy New Year's Event Card (Groovy):

Union Birthday Event Card (Groovy):

#hidden mickeys #moon #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland

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Random twst headcannon

Idia likes & has multiple stuffed animals but lowkey has a phobia of the plushies of human anime/game characters (i.e. the oikawa plush for reference)

#twst headcannons #twst hcs #twisted wonderland headcannons #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #idia shroud #idia #idia headcanons

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Whoever came up with the hopeless romantic Floyd hc & the writers who agree with that hc I hope all of your pillows are cold on both sides 🌷🌷🌷🌷

#twst headcannons #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland headcannons #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #floyd #floyd leech

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Y/n is different depending on which fandom it's being written for. Harry Potter Y/ns are hoity toity, Twst Y/ns are on the meaner side, in this essay I will-

#y/n #x reader #twst x reader #harry potter x reader #y/n l/n

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I've seen sooooo many fics where Malleus is courting y/n and gives them his "greatest treasure" or the "heart of his treasury" as a courting thing, and it's always some fabulous expensive jewelry or glamorous gem of a family heirloom.

But y'all.

We all know his most prized possession is Gao-Gao Dragon.

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Imagine Malleus Draconia earnestly gazing into your eyes as he presses his prized tamagotchi into your palm. Your hands cradle the little device. His own lithe fingers wrap around them.

"He is yours to care for."

Youre breathless. And bewildered. Once you've discovered air again, your gaze seeks Malleus's for answers. You find only a soft verdant in his eyes. Springtime, and hope, and blossoming things. Affection like a birds song and warmth like down feathers. A world you could waltz in forever.

It is clear this gaze is meant only for you.

"Why?" You think you know.

"It is Briar Valley tradition," he begins. The tenderness in his voice makes your heart swoop.

"To vie for the affection of one whose love and affection we ardently seek with a gift." Malleus's lips curl into a smile. His thin slitted eyes narrow to teasing half-lidded pleasure at the growing red on your cheeks. Earnest as he means this to be, he cannot help but be tempted by your bashful nature. "One's most precious belonging, to be precise. For that is the only thing that comes close to the heart of one's most beloved."

Your heart thrums too loudly to think and you pull Gao-Gao against your chest.

"He'll miss you, you know. I doubt I can care for him as well as you always have," you admit. "We'll have to schedule plenty of play-dates with...?" Come to think of it, you can't recall if Malleus ever gave a name to Gao-Gao's friend. He had always called it just that.

It appears he hadn't, because there's a pause and a solemn hum as Malleus thinks.

"Roaring Drago," he decides.

"That's practically the same thing!" You laugh in fond protest. Malleus feigns a pout in return.

"I quite like it though."

He can't hold it for long before a smile breaks through his guise. Silence settles between you both- comfortable, but a little shy- until you feel soft lips pressed against your forehead.

"My dearest beloved," he near-whispers against your skin, "I vow to bring you all of the happiness in the world, as you have brought me."

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Cooties was very real and serious thing in twst 20~ years before the game begins until they found a way to cure it by giving a 'cootie shot' via drawing a strange insignia on the infected's hand & chanting.

i like to think the world of twst has weird names for diseases / illnesses

for example:

yuu : *gets a chill up their spine*

deuce : you okay yuu?

yuu : yeah i’m fine. just got a bad case of the goose bumps - what?

adeuce staring at them horrified : how… how are you still alive???

yuu : yesh man, don’t spook up on me like that! you gave me the heebie jeebies!

azul pauses mid rant, before looking horrified : i i don’t- i don’t have

azul : *runs away*

hours late

azul : how DARE you joke about such a lethal disease that took the life of millions 200 years ago! that was a dark time in twisted wonderland where-

yuu :

ruggie : yeah leona had to go home because he got a case of brain freeze

yuu : aww could the wittle wion not handle a cold beverage 🥺

jack :… yuu, brain freeze means your entire brain function has stopped working- it has a 80% morality rate

yuu :

jack :

ruggie :

yuu :… awww could the-

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst headcannons #twisted wonderland headcannons #disney #disney twisted wonderland

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How was the waffle invented if waffle makers didn't exist?

#waffles #i need answers #questions #somebody smart help #whats the history of the waffle #breakfast #waffle

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ILL GLADY BE THE STEP MOTHER TOHIS TAMAGOTCHI

♡ How to gain the dragon's affection ♡

-> things you can do to make this handsome fae weak in the knees

malleus x reader (fluff!)

Wear or carry the things he's gifted you!

Whether it's a necklace, bracelet, or even a mini gargoyle statue, have it on you! Malleus will beam with pride when he sees it on your person. I feel like he's a bit of a possessive person, so he'd love seeing you dressed in the things that he, himself has chosen and gifted you.

Indulge him in his passion for exploring ruins and his love for gargoyles!

If you show even the tiniest bit of interest in gargoyles or ruin exploring, you will see Malleus' eyes light up immediately and he will begin talking about it for hours. Please allow him to do so. Not many share his passion or are interested in these types of things (if at all), please listen to him ramble on. Heck, join the Gargoyle Studies Club! Give this dude some company because he's pretty much the only member there. 😭 And look, he's aware that not everyone is interested in the same things he is, but if you at least put in the effort to listen and try to understand, he'd be a happy fae

Include him in your activities!

We already know how much of a complex he has towards being invited/uninvited, so if you constantly make it a point to include him in whatever you're doing, he will feel loved. I don't think he'd be picky about what kind of activity you'd be doing. He'd be open-minded to whatever it is. In fact, he'd try to find possible ways to make it easier on you if it's a difficult task. If it's an artsy/creative activity, like painting, there's a chance he'll either be pretty good at it at first try, or he'll end up making a bit of a mess. I also don't think he'd mind much of this either, even if he did end up looking silly. He would laugh it off heartily and probably be like, "How interesting...!" He's curious about your ways and is very much willing to learn. His adoration for you will just increase if you try to teach him

Help him raise his tamagotchi!

He absolutely loves his Roaring Drago and so if you offer to help him "raise" it or offer to watch over it whenever he's busy, he'll fall more in love with you. Not only will he feel closer to you as you both nurture the little creature, he might even begin to see a future with you and your own little ones (if you ever had that in mind) and oh, how he knows how much he'd love that life dearly if it was spent with you.

Share that full-sized cake with him!

This one is oddly specific but as seen in his profile, Malleus dislikes full-sized cakes because he tried eating one entirely by himself 😅 (ofc he wouldn't feel great afterwards). You might be met with a resistant attitude or sour face from him (out of instinct) when you bring out that whole cake, but show him that it isn't as bad as he thinks when he shares it with someone. Maybe he'll like it! And if he doesn't, well then you guys can smear the leftovers on each other's faces and have a bit of fun!

This poor boy has just been left out on a lot. Make him feel welcomed, wanted, and loved and he will adore you forever 🥺❤️

a/n: not really proofread tbh but it was a fun one! I might just turn this into a series and do the same for other twst charas. I'm thinking of Azul or Leona next, hmm

And OKAY so I originally posted this on @lyneira (my brand new writing blog) but my posts on there aren't showing up in the tags yet so I guess I'll still be posting some of my writing here until tumblr allows them to be seen 😭 somebody pls interact with my new blog so that tumblr doesn't think I'm a bot 😔

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Omg I just realized someone being double your age changes every year

#woahh

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Because I dropped out of first grade my version of swooping sloping cursive letters is the Bratz font :D

#bratz #taylor swift #paris #midnights