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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#OMG THE ORIGINAL SPIDERS GEORG!!! #spiders georg #funnies #tumblr

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HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

#the blorbo memoirs #AIN'T THAT RIGHT PFFFFT #a more accurate one couldn't be made #funnies #dash game

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dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)

#PFFFFT OMG YES #dungeon meshi #funnies #laios #falin #marcille

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i feel like once you start being around kids more violence against kid jokes just immediately stop being funny to you if not genuinely infuriating

#I am SO fucking passionate about this #I feel like people who get annoyed at kids forget that they still are learning social emotional and physical things #and you can't weigh them up against an adult who's (normally) already got these skills #why place the bar at the same level when they are literally not at the same level and then get mad at them for not being there????

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#LMAOOOOOO AHDLKFJHGDFJHGDL #that is SO accurate omg #funnies #lotr #lord of the rings #gollum #samwise

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Continue✨ Keep going✨

#I love her #I love her accent and intonation <3 #important #video #motivational

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#I was SO TORN between a cool rock and a cool spoon 🤣 #but every ND person needs to have a favourite spoon #so you're getting a really cool looking spoon 💖 #tumblr polls

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#I know you irl #and I can't remember the exact reason why we started following each other #be it friendship first then follow #or follow first then friendship #either way I voted hot regardless 😘 #tumblr polls

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WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

#okay legit though some people need this on a daily basis #important

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I took a test on like where you are on the ‘nonverbal immediacy scale’ and the average female score is 102 and male is 93.8 and I got 56 lolololol

here it is if ya want (reblog/reply w/ what you get!!)

#akljfhgjdkl I got 106 #I'm very expressive xD #also you help out some researchers if you take it #test #quiz #nonverbal immediacy

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the fact that at the council of elrond glorfindel is like “just throw the ring into the ocean” is so funny to me after reading the silmarillion just because it feels like the subtext is him being like “yeah let’s try maglor’s patented and tested method: Just Yeet The Accursed Fucking Thing Into The Water”

#LMAO #funnies #lotr #silmarillion #this is so good omg xD

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#important #it's also okay to make mistakes #but learn from them

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ppl are always writing characters doing dumb shit like roasting a fresh-caught rabbit over an open flame instead of making a stew with that thing. great now you’re letting all the fat drip down into the fire as it cooks, wasting calories and flavor as well as causing the flame to flare up = inconsistent heat source,… when you could be maximizing the nutritional value of small game by making a soup or stew. Come on

#pffffffft #the tag is so accurate #funnies #lotr #samwise gamgee

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#ADFHGJKLDFHGJKLD LMFAOOO #this made me very happy not gonna lie #funnies #bricks #pedestrians #video

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we're so lucky to get to eat so many staple grains tbh. like in early history you'd have to just eat what grew around you on a day to day basis like if you were born in asia hope you like rice if you were born in northern europe hope you like einkorn wheat. but i'm gonna eat rice AND wheat AND oats today. fabuloso

#the fabuloso is what really got me #funnies #grains

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This is the BOOP#02 game! You've been BOOPED. Now you gotta Boop someone else's ask box too 🐾 🐾 🐾

#:D #boop #gif

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sure what's the worst that could happen

#best use of username ever with that reaction pic LMAO #funnies #gif #boop