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number 5 from umbrella academy! I loved his character so much, he is so sassy. I had to add his mannequin girlfriend in there lol

I did draw this last year, I am still pretty proud of it. I used pen and a black crayon!

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Five: I can only reverse time in an emergency

Klaus: *Looking at his corn dog on the floor* Five, please

#bold of you to assume Klaus would just eat it straight from the floor

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Five is On Vacation. He is Chilling and Having A Good Time. This is completely unrelated to the fact that the most recent try at time travel didn’t pan out

anyway, i drew more apocalypse five. @sharkneto​​ described this scenario to me and it was so beautiful i had to draw it immediately

[ID: a drawing of Five Hargreeves in the apocalypse, at about age 30. He is lounging in a steel folding chair with one foot propped on a wooden crate. He has is wearing oversized sunglasses and a bandanna printed with flamingos, a torn pair of jorts, and a beat-up pair of boots. He is shirtless and very, very skinny. He is holding a bottle of wine and his gaze is directed at his companion, the mannequin Delores who is wearing a red sequined swimsuit cover and is propped up on a decaying green pool lounge chair. She is holding an empty glass with a paper umbrella in it. A ripped pink umbrella shades them, and they are listening to music playing in a cassette player. End ID.]

bonus: the same scene in five’s head

[ID: the same drawing as above, but the mannequin delores has been replaced with a human version of Delores. She is smiling, wearing a teal bikini, and her blonde hair is pulled into a high ponytail. She is noticeably untouched by the apocalypse. End ID.]

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I always took it as him just being too anxious about the whole save the world thing to actually sleep normally, but you bet this poor man is going to sleep like 13 hrs straight once everything finally calms down fr

Who ever decided in the fandom that five is a early riser is truly evil (/lh)- like the man WANTS sleep SO bad and will do anything when it's all over to get as much of it as he can

When he was in his pj's in s1 with Luther it was like almost noon from the looks of it

That man is a night owl and even then as soon as his body is mildly tired he is under the covers ready for dream land I'm sorry

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i strictly headcanon that five had a pet potted plant in the apocalypse. he named it plantrick and claimed it was his, and delores' son.

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Headcanon that Five found like, a movie or an old cómic strip from The Addams Family and he seriouslt thought the Morticia-Gómez relationship is how all regular romantic relationships go and that’s why he is so sappy and cheesy with Dolores, and in turn, Dolores is too😌❤ which actually is a good thing for him because this forces him to be in contact with his most raw, tender, passionate, and soft emotions during the apocalypse and not just suppress/ignore all his desires for love and companionship all down! Dolores thus serves as both an illusion of companionship and a connection to his emotional side which he'd otherwise neglect (because he’s concentrated in surviving of course lol)

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #five x dolores #tua spoilers #dolores hargreeves #number five #delores hargreeves #dolores tua #five tua

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Last night I dreamt that Eddie Munson was one of the Hargreeves siblings and the first one to see Five return. Idk what his power was but he could take his head off and was so excited to see Five back that he didn't even register that Five still looked 13 lol maybe cuz in my dreams Five comes back in the middle of an Umbrella battle against who knows what but Eddie took the time to step away from the fight to akwnowledge Five and be happy to see him back lol

Now the wildest thing here is that I havent even warched stranger things so idk what that crack crossover even was lmao

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #stranger things #eddie munson #crossover

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I'm sorry, but the trailer was out and I really went:

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My favourite Hargreeves sibling ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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I LOVE MY OLD MAN FIVE SO MUUUUCH🥺❤

Ya know? When I said I believe I know Five better than his creators it's because I'm good at reading people and processing and analyzing information that has been presented to me.

And because of this I see Five as he truly is.

He has good deeply rooted morals

He wants a deep intimate connection and love like he had with Dolores with someone else

He loves and wants to be loved

He hates killing and has only done it because he was manipulated/coerced into doing it and also did to defend himself and his family

Enjoys his alcohol, but sometimes drinks to relieve stress and at Luther's wedding he drank heavily to bury his sorrow of deep seeded loneliness because everyone had someone to pair off with in some way but him

He actually has a warm soft tender loving heart and demeanor towards you if he feels you are someone he can trust or you are someone important to him/someone he loves

He's actually interested in women in both a romantic and sexual manner

He is extremely selfless to the point he puts himself in dangerous situations and gets hurt

He's been treated the worst by all of his family members except for Klaus (Examples being: called names, treated like an asshole, Luther went to throw Dolores out a window on purpose as a manipulative tactic, disregarded, dismissed, has been blamed for things that were never his fault, patronized, grabbed, threatened, invalidated, and thrown off stairs)

He's been badly injured and has come close to dying the most

He's clever, resourceful, confident, self assured, resilient, witty, sarcastic, loving, soft, selfless, lonely, ambitious, warm, kind, sentimental, caring, loyal, committed, a good leader, has a sense of humor, and so much more

He has anyone's back when he sees them as important to him, but no one has ever truly had his

He's willing to give people the benefit of the doubt/forgiveness even if they have hurt him or has tried to hurt him before because he wants to see the good in people, except his father

He loves to relax, dance, sing, let loose, enjoy a nice drink, loves coffee, and wants to see the sights he's missed out on all his life via long road trips

Enjoys comfortable old man clothes and hats, but likes to wear suits to look professional, especially when he wants to be taken seriously

His biggest love languages are quality time, physical touch, and act of service, though he has trouble with words of affirmation and freezes when people use words of affirmation towards him because he's used to people fluffing him up to make him easier to manipulate

He adopts people as his friends and family if he feels he can trust them/doesn't find them as a threat to himself or his family(those people being Hazel and Elliott) or has seen him at his most lowest and vulnerable(that person in particular being Lila)

By default, he is softly polite to everyone he meets unless they give him a reason not to be and or test his patience

He'd always rather deescalate a situation with words and communication unless he knows he can't because he hates killing and fighting and always wants to avoid violence, getting hurt, and hurting others as much as necessary

He always tries to think of everything and everyone over himself

He always tries to bury his needs and feelings and sees himself as unimportant compared to everyone else

He clearly has PTSD and flashbacks from living in the apocalypse and from when he was forced to be an assassin

He is terrified to ever be alone again and being around people, around crowds, at parties, and around his family is his element

He is actually very extroverted, he just seems introverted because when he doesn't know someone he's silent and judging and analyzing someone or a situation

He's willing to sacrifice someone he deeply cares for for the greater good even if it would tear him apart...

He's come extremely close to crying several times but hasn't allowed himself time to cry or grieve for anything that has happened to him, that he has experienced, or that he has been through because saving the world and keeping his family alive will always come first no matter what

He's always willing to listen to someone talk about their feelings and experiences or is willing to talk to someone about his own when they take the time to actually sit with him, talk with him, and make him feel listened to, validated, and seen

If you show him any ounce of kindness or make him feel like you actually genuinely care, love, and like him he returns the same tenfold, except towards his father

He loves to use pet names and words/names of endearment, whether loving or sarcastic

There is so much more I'm sure, but this is just from watching the show and actually paying attention to him. This is Five Hargreeves, the old man with a tender loving sentimental heart of gold who just wants love and peaceful life.

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Ok look all hcs are valid but like... the Handler wasn’t showing physical affection. It’s a powerplay because she knows he hasn't felt physical touch in DECADES. He doesn't interact nor cares for the Commision employees and concentrates solely on his task because he hates those employees. They all saw him since age 13 suffer unimaginable things and just... let it be. They could have rescued him any moment, but they chose to let it be and allowed him to continue suffering all sorts of horrors.

Autistic Five truthing (1/?)

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“Five is having the worst three weeks of his life” did y’all forget this man spent 45 years in the apocalypse, drunk and insane and married to a mannequin??

Now he has to deal with the stress of impending doom, sure, but it’s accompanied with every modern convenience and seeing his family every day. This is a cakewalk for Five. He’s basically on vacation.

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BEST ADDITION EVER.

Nothing kills me like "usually grumpy and sarcastic smart-ass is gentle, soft and in contact with his emotions around/with his partner" and having Five be canonically like that IS SO AHHHHH😆❤

Every single fanfic writer that ever made Five be a sarcastic ass to his partner must be rolling like a bayblade rn because S3 literally confirmed that Five is a sappy old man who calls his wife "my angel" and cheesily says things like "come to me"

lol this dude is super sappy to his partner and there is no doubt in my mind he was a devoted and adoring husband to his bald mannequin wife😌

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oh also idk if anyone else saw it but I need the world to know that on Reggie's cheque for baby Klaus he's listed as "small recruit #4" and it is SO funny to me

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SINCE NO ONE HAS SAID IT? FIVE IN THE VEST AND WHITE DRESS SHIRT?? FINE AS HELL!!!!

WHEN HES SINGING AND LUTHER AND SLOANE SRE DANCING

oh my LAWD….

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Five: *has done nothing wrong and has just arrived in a new timeline/universe after getting his arm cut off and almost dying from getting the life zapped out of him*

Luther immediately after being resurrected: Five where's my wife you piece of shit I'm gonna beat your ass

Diego also to Five who has done nothing wrong: Yeah beat his ass!