#delores hargreeves

[fivesmannequinwife]

Every single fanfic writer that ever made Five be a sarcastic ass to his partner must be rolling like a bayblade rn because S3 literally confirmed that Five is a sappy old man who calls his wife "my angel" and cheesily says things like "come to me"

lol this dude is super sappy to his partner and there is no doubt in my mind he was a devoted and adoring husband to his bald mannequin wife😌

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #five x dolores #umbrella academy #delores hargreeves #dolores hargreeves #tua spoilers #number five #dolores tua #tua s3 #tua season 3

[i-have-the-best-url]

I’m silly I’m silly I’m silly I’m silly I’m silly I’m si

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #delores hargreeves

[thetruedelores]

All hail Delores ❤️

she's hands down the best character

#delores tua #delores hargreeves #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tua s3 #umbrella #umbrella academy incorrect quotes

[therulerofallpotatos]

I was going to make a different post but I got distracted because he made his wife a drink.

#im emotional #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #he cares so much for Delores #delores hargreeves #felores

[villainous-queen]

“I’ve missed you so much [mi sei mancata così tanto]" THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY S03E01 “Meet the Family”

#mine #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #delores hargreeves #delores #gifs #my gifs #aiden gallagher #rachel delduca

[kiicosplays]

happy anniversary to my favorite little guy 💕

📸 @sunstiitchphotography

Five: @serolupus_cosplay

ID: A photo of Kii as Dolores and their partner Will as Five. Will is sitting in a chair and Kii is sitting on the ground in front of them. Kii is looking at the camera and Will is looking at Kii. Will’s hand is on Kii’s shoulder. End ID.

#the umbrella academy #cosplay #Delores hargreeves #five hargreeves #tua

[unicornblossom13]

[Spending Time with Uncle Klaus]

Klaus: Twenty bucks.

Delores: What?

Klaus: I’ll give you twenty bucks if you come and do this thing with me.

Delores [contemplating]: Interesting… A thousand.

Klaus: Twenty-eight.

Delores: Twenty-nine fifty.

Klaus: Deal.

Delores: This is gonna be the hardest money I’ve ever earned.

Klaus: Unless you become a hooker, sweetie. Hahaha! [clears throat] Don’t tell your mother I told you that.

Delores: And that’s gonna cost you extra.

#umbrella acedmy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #the umbrella academy oc #delores hargreeves #klaus hargreeves

[lesbianlutherhargreeves]

DELORES ?!!!!!

SHE SPEAKS ITALIAN???? HE GAVE HIMSELF AN ITALIAN WIFE

AND HE FULLY DOES VISUALIZE HER IN HIS ISOLATION FUELED ILLNESS AS A FULL GROWN BLONDE WOMAN WITH FLOWING HAIR

#the tone of this season is already nuts #psychadelic spit???? #tua s3 spoilers #tua season three #tua liveblog #five hargreeves #delores hargreeves #tua spoilers

[distracted-milkshake]

Bro come check out my Fivelores playlist on Spotify! It's worth it I promise.

Loosely on the vibe of my fics My Delores and the collection Many Different Feelings, on younger Five and Delores, mental health and fights and falling for each other, but that's overall can be more general <3

#spotify #number five #five hargreeves #fivelores #delores tua #five x delores #human!delores #playlists #ship playlist #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #delores hargreeves

[thehandl3r]

The worker in the store when Five told her to look after Delores and how she liked sequins:

#the umbrella academy #tua #the second I saw the reaction pic my mind went to that scene #umbrella academy #umbrella academy memes #five hargreeves #delores #five x Delores #five x dolores #power couple #memes #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #lila pitts

[non-plutonian-druid]

i think im hilarious

[ID: Five and Delores from the umbrella academy edited onto the barbie promo poster meme. Delores' picture reads 'This Barbie is a theoretical physicist'. Five's reads 'This Ken is her husband'. Notably, the image for Five is one where he is covered in blood. End ID.]

#tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #five x delores #i cant be the first person to do this but the idea tickled me so #here you go #enjoy #i used a meme generator i did not edit this

[fivesmannequinwife]

Five's vision of Dolores (the one we see in his hallucination, the Real Life one, which I assume is how Five saw her most of the time in the Apocalypse) is absolutely based on Grace, both aesthetically and in a more emotional sense, since that is the only grown woman Five knew before getting stuck in the apocalypse, and thus the only reference he has of how a woman/wife is.

Given that Grace was the one that took care of them since childhood, Five associates the idea of this beautiful, blonde, immaculate woman with the warmth and protection and security that Grace offered. This is also why we are told that it was Dolores the one who tried to take care of Five (like how she didn't like that he drank), because that's what Grace did.

It also makes sense that he saw her as incredibly clean and well-put, given that a) he himself always looks immaculateand is thus understandable that he looks for the same in his partner, b) that's how Grace always looked, and c) cleanliness and "vanity" are two things that Five couldn't afford to have himself for most of his life but possibly wanted, and so he projected this desire onto Dolores.

And before anyone says that this means that a) Five didn't like her in a romantic/sexual way or b) that this is weird... it is weird, but it's even weirder when you remember that it's very common for men to subconsciously look for traits that reminds them of their mothers (the same for women and their dads!). Therefore, Dolores sharing similar traits to Grace doesn't mean Five doesn’t like her in a romantic/sexual way. Quite the contrary tbh lol Don't think too much about it lmao

And BEFORE someone says that this makes Five sexist (due to imagining his perfect wife as perfectly dressed in heels, long blonde hair, and more traditional clothes) or something--- pls, the dude got stuck ALONE in an apocalypse when he was a CHILD, and before that he was mainly maintained in this bubble of crime-fighting and studying. He didn't have much time to understand the complexities of human beings, and the only DEEP and REAL connection he had to grown women was a robot made to the likes of his father and to be the perfect, docile housewife...

He obviously didn't like the docile part, as we know that Dolores was contantly challenging him, but his idea of perfect woman is still heavily influenced by Grace, particularly when it came to anesthetics and care

((Also, media is likely the only place from where he learned about romantic love, which would explain his cheesiness and exaggerated Morticia-Gomez way of behaving with Dolores during the hallucination lol probably also used as a way to be in contact with his most sensitive side!))

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua #delores hargreeves #five x dolores #tua spoilers #dolores hargreeves #tua3 #umbrella academy #delores #reginald hargreeves #grace hargreeves #the sparrow academy #sparrow academy #the umbrella academy season 3 #the umbrella academy spoilers #number five #number five hargreeves #dolores tua #delores tua #five hargreeves analysis #tua analysis

[i-have-the-best-url]

I don’t know how else to say this but Jason Mendoza and Janet (The good place season 1) and Five and Delores Hargreeves (The umbrella academy season 1) have the same energy

#they both broke up in the first season too #the umbrella academy #delores hargreeves #five hargreeves #jason mendoza #janet the good place #the good place #Jason and Janet got back together for a bit in s4 though

[evie-writes-sometimes]

I was thinking about why I found Five and Delores familiar

#tua #the umbrella academy #delores #number five #five hargreeves

[therulerofallpotatos]

Luther never properly apologized for dropping Five's wife out a window by the way. Justice for Delores.

#five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #delores hargreeves #the umbrella academy

[muse-of-fandoms]

 as much as we all make fun of the siblings for being the dysfunctional idiots they are, we just cant deny the fact that they got game. 

Luther somehow gets married within what is possibly a week to one of their enemies when their first meeting was literally them breaking into their own home

Diego ends up in a mental hospital but gets a hot, british assassin and gets her to almost go against her controlling mother who was the head of a fucking interdimensional hitman network

Allison gets a guy who is progressive and supportive of her in a time of rampant misogyny and doesnt question the fact that his wife has superpowers

Klaus and Dave fall in love in a war and Dave loves klaus despite being raised in a time where homosexuality was considered a mental illness.

And even Viktor’s time with Sissy is so impactful and precious that they literally lived the dream of living in a farm with their son and no one to bother them except sissy’s husband but he was dick 

the only siblings who arent so involved in romance is Five I-have-been-married-to-my-wife-for-40-years and Ben im-fucking-dead 

#their love interests have a type and its dumbass #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allsion hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #sissy cooper #jayme hargreeves #raymond chestnut #dave katz #delores #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy