hypothetically, if you were a potential employer and I told you in my cover letter that I feel like I was raised by Sylvia Plath, would you hire me?
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when theyโre running late on plans but youโll wait for days if you have to because itโs them
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sorry for being weird, the loneliness and the need for a deeper, more meaningful human connection is eating me alive
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bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches
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A Deep Sea Idyll
โ by Herbert James Draper
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Ruggiero Rescuing Angelica by Paul-Joseph Blanc (1876)
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I really like the word โsmittenโ. because at first glance you just think of sappy lovey-dovey stuff but also you have to remember this is a word thatโs born of the word โsmite.โ a devastating word. a word that, summarized, means stricken. smitten means stricken as well โ struck with devastating affection.
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ENGLISH MAJORS UNITE IN THE NAME OF THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
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not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. thatโs what life is all about right there.
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Bro said he knows a place and now Iโm sitting in a bougie barbershop while he gets his hair cut
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imagine being such a bad partner that your ex joins a nunnery
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The constant cycle of โplease hire me I need experienceโ and โwe wonโt hire you because you lack experienceโ
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