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incorrectbatfamily · 1 year
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Jason: You gotta walk in rooms like the gods sent you.
Damian: As a punishment.
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incorrectbatfamily · 1 year
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Jason: I wasn't bullying Tim.
Jason: I saw cunt so I said cunt.
Jason: That's not bullying that's an astute observation
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incorrectbatfamily · 3 years
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Tim: so I just slept 7 hours which is twice as long as I usually sleep
Tim: so I’m a little disoriented
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incorrectbatfamily · 3 years
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dick: request for you to not be a bitch
jason: denied!
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incorrectbatfamily · 3 years
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dick grayson: “when i’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved”
bruce Wayne: “what?”
dick grayson: “i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.”
bruce wayne: “can we go back to the part when you said “WHEN i’m murdered??”
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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jason: what if “Its Raining Men” and “Let the bodies hit the floor” are about the same event but from two different perspectives?
dick: i’m literally begging you to stop.
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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killer, on the phone: i see you
dick:
killer:
dick: do i look good?
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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a cop: You have the right to remain silent.
dick: do i have the ability to though?
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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(Quarantine day 40)
dick: i am so tired of this.
damian: I just want to get out of this house.
jason: Tim, how are you dealing with the quarantine.
tim, who hasn’t left his bed in days: the what?
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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reporter: what’s it like working with the batfamily?
superman: imagine working with completely civilised, responsible, and mature people.
reporter: okay.
superman: now throw that idea out of the window.
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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dick: hey, do you have a bag i can borrow?
tim: The only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
dick: literally all you had to do was say no.
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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tim, pulling out a flask: you want some of this?
dick: sure.
dick, taking a sip: what the fuck? is this soup?
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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damian: your existence is confusing.
dick: how so?
damian: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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dick: i’m never playing Sims with you again after you made that underground torture chamber.
jason: well what are you supposed to do with sims?
dick: Take care of them!
jason: unrealistic.
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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dick: what are you doing?
tim, spreading toothpaste on toast: i’m multitasking.
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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Tim: i have a bad feeling about this
Jason: what do you mean?
Tim: don’t y’all get that little voice in your head telling you something could go wrong
Jason & Damian simultaneously : no??
Tim: well that explains a lot
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incorrectbatfamily · 4 years
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Jason: so you can say “have a nice day” and that’s considered polite
Jason: but you can’t say “enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding extremely threatening
Dick: why are you in my house
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