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A misunderstanding…

Bellamy: *running towards Murphy with open arms*  Murphy: *moves out of the way*  Bellamy: Hey, why'd you move?! 

Murphy: I thought you were going to attack me…

 Bellamy: *offended noises* I was going to hug you! 

Murphy: Oh. Why would you hug me? 

Bellamy: *exasperated* WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??

#the 100 #incorrect quotes #‘bellamy: exasperated’ is just half my blog at this point #bellamy blake #john murphy #murphamy #lmao murphy has trauma and he flinches a lot hahaha so funny #I ship a lot of things in the 100 but tHEYRE SO SPECIAL TO ME

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Bellamy: Guess what number I’m thinking of!

Clarke: 420? 

Bellamy: No, and honestly Clarke, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously

Murphy, paying absolutely no attention: 69.

Bellamy: *nodding seriously* Yeah it was 69-

Clarke: ????????

#The 100 #incorrect quotes #bellamy blake #john murphy #clarke griffin #murphamy #or #bellarke #if you squint #its up to interpretation really

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*on the group chat* Harper: Everybody! Monty and I are no longer dating.

Monty: Harper thats a horrible way to tell people that we’re married!

#The 100 #Incorrect quotes #harper mcintyre #monty green #an oldie but a goodie

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The 100: reactions to being told I love you

Octavia: why thank you!

Clarke: oh no 

Emori: *cries* I love you too 

Echo: sounds fake but okay 

Bellamy: *sighs* seriously? right now?? here???

Murphy: horrible decision, really

Raven: Ha! well… have you considered not?

Monty: *A flustered mess* 

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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

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The 100: reactions to being told I love you

Octavia: why thank you!

Clarke: oh no 

Emori: *cries* I love you too 

Echo: sounds fake but okay 

Bellamy: *sighs* seriously? right now?? here???

Murphy: horrible decision, really

Raven: Ha! well… have you considered not?

Monty: *A flustered mess* 

#the 100 #clarke griffin #octavia blake #emori the 100 #emori kom spacekru #bellamy blake #echo kom azgeda #echo the 100 #monty green #john murphy #raven reyes #in conclusion: everyone is traumatised #90% of these characters thing they’re unlovable iT MAKES ME FEEL THINGS #incorrect quotes #the cw network

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Clarke: Lexa! You have to apologise to Bellamy. Lexa: Fine. Lexa: *turns to Bellamy* Unfuck you or whatever

Bellamy:

#clarke griffin #lexa kom trikru #bellamy blake #clexa crack #clexa #incorrect quotes #the 100

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I'm baaaack! Main acc is now @lilacswraith , lets get incorrect quoting!

#incorrect quotes #the 100

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Murphy: Raaaven, do you remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Raven, exasperatedly: No, I said "Murphy, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Games can be dangerous

Raven: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!!! I cannot BELIEVE you!

Murphy: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD YOU CANT SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MONEY

Raven: OH SO THATS HOW YOU WANNA BE? YOU FUCKING TOOK YELLOW BUT IM THE BAD GUY- thats it, I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING EMORI WITH ME

Emori: NO ONE CONSULTED ME ON THIS WHAT THE HECK

Echo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now-

#raven reyes #john murphy #emori the 100 #monopoly ruins lives and breaks families #echo kom azgeda

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Monty: So I was looking through some old recipes and honestly I think I could really nail making an algae birthday cake-

Harper, trying to be nice: As... delicious *gags* as that sounds, no.

Monty: *face falling, puppy sad* oh...

Harper, panicking slightly: oH NO ITS ONLY BECAUSE I DONT KNOW EVERYONES BIRTHDAYS AND IT’D WOULD BE SORTA AWKWARD PLEASE DONT BE SAD-

(look at that liar lmao)

#monty is a precious cinnamon roll #harper is also a precious cinnamon roll #please I adore them #harper mcintryre #monty green #the 100 #marper #ALGAE BIRTHDAY CAKE #spacekru

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Bellamy: JASPER!! FINALLY EVERYONES DISAPPEARED FOR SOME REASON; I HAVE AN EMERGENCY

Jasper: Oh crap whats wrong, is anyone dead?

Bellamy: WORSE- I TOLD CLARKE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO COOK!

Jasper, pouring milk and orange juice directly into the cereal bag for flavor: And you thought I could help because?

Bellamy: I-

#jasper jordan #bellamy blake #clarke griffin #the 100 #incorrect quotes #bellamy is wondering how any of them is still alive

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Vacation? More like the death of bellamy blake-

Clarke: Do we have everything? Bellamy, digging through their bags: Uhh tickets, snacks, sun glasses, a pillow for emergencies, keys, wallet, shoes, jackets... what else? Raven: My lucky wrench? Bellamy: mhm, her luck wrench Octavia: My knife? Bellamy: Your knif- *looks up* what NO put it away O I cant believe you -

Octavia: Yeesh fine fine, I'm going, live a little Bell Bellamy: *struggling* Monty: WAIT WHAT ABOUT MY BALLOON MAKING KIT? Bellamy: Your balloon-making kit?? You know what don't- just don't it's here it's FINE lets move people!! Clarke: I don't know I can't help but feel like we're forgetting something... *5 seconds later* Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, Raven, Monty, with various intensities of curses: MURPHY SHIT-

#the 100 #incorrect quotes #clarke griffin #bellamy blake #raven reyes #octavia blake #monty green #john murphy #please dont forget your friend #Murphy: I HAVE BEEN WAITING. FOR THREE. HOURS. #Octavia: It's cause I didn't have my knife #Bellamy: I will murder both of you for the record-

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snowball fight! (turned war)

Emori: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. Murphy: What? Rules? Emori: Y'know... is there a point system, is it to the death? Murphy: Raven: *devilish look* Murphy: Oh death, for sure, for sure Raven: Personally I prefer going off technique; make mini bombs that send shards of ice everywhere, wins over the automated snowball catapult, y'know? Emori: I see... and obviously there are battle tactics? Murphy: Of course Raven: Naturally Bellamy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS-

#the 100 #bellamy blake #raven reyes #john murphy #emori the 100 #snow #common misconceptions #(not)

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heyy! Sorry to have been ia for a while but we're back!!

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Bellamy: Hey Clarke I got you a new phone for your birthday!

Clarke: Whoah! Thanks Bell I-

Raven: Psssh a phone? I’m giving her a new car

Clarke: Oh my god, Raven you shouldn’t ha-

Murphy: A car? Childs play Reyes. I got her an entire kingdom (gestures at sanctum or the coalition peeps, he’s done it before)

Clarke: Murph no way you really-

Josie: Ha, well, I murdered an entire race for her

Clarke:

Bellamy:

Raven:

Murphy:

Josie: *sighs*

Josie: I’m kidding, I got you a puppy-

#the 100 #incorrect quotes #clarke griffin #bellamy blake #raven reyes #john murphy #josephine lightbourne

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Raven: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Clarke: Raven, hun, you okay?

Raven: Yeah, yeah, just tryna see if I can scare this engine into submission. Maybe... threatening would work? WOW I’M A GENIUS; ROAN COME BE INTIMIDATING-

#raven reyes #clarke griffin #the 100 #roan kom azgeda