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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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please please never stop being annoying about that one thing you really care about

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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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I love how half the incorrect rwrbquotes tag is filled with scenes that actually happened in the book.

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The one where wangxian have a fight over a small thing and shit goes down with Lwj in coma for three years and wwx sad emo takes care of him all three years.

Then when Lwj wakes up he doesn't realize it's been three years and is still giving wwx silent treatment and being a meanie because of their 3 year old fight.

Wwx is heart broken and sad till lxc explains lwj everything and lwj regrets everything.

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A wangxian au where wwx is kidnapped to lure lwj but wwx is all 'you fools!! wangji can't be bothered with a brat like me he would be internally thankful for the good riddance.' And lwj arrives with a stare that says touch a hair on his body and I'll wipe out the whole population of China.

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VegasPete fan fiction.

#gay #kinnporche the series #kinnporsche #vegaspete #mileapo #biblebuild #thai bl #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #build jakapan #bible sumettikul #bible wichapas #lgbtq #mlm fanfic #vegaspete fanfic #kinnporsche fanfic #wattpad

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ok but wangji could easily be groot, just instead of ‘i am groot’ he would be saying ‘wei ying’ in different tones of voice 

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That feel when you post a new fic on Ao3 and sit around refreshing your inbox after like: 

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For @bahoreal whose mdzs art made me cry at work, and for @pumpkinpaix whose motivation is the only reason why I managed to finish this mess of a fic today. ❤

“Let go,” Lan Wangji says.

“Huh?” Wei Wuxian tightens his hold on Lan Wangji. “Why?”

“If you don’t let go,” Lan Wangji tells him, reaching up to cover one of Wei Wuxian’s hands with his own, squeezing lightly, “then I can’t get up.”

“And what will you do once you get up?” Wei Wuxian asks. “Will er-gege punish me for being shameless?”

(buy me a kofi)

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The one where wangxian have a fight over a small thing and shit goes down with Lwj in coma for three years and wwx sad emo takes care of him all three years.

Then when Lwj wakes up he doesn't realize it's been three years and is still giving wwx silent treatment and being a meanie because of their 3 year old fight.

Wwx is heart broken and sad till lxc explains lwj everything and lwj regrets everything.

#lan zhan #lan wangji #hanguang jun #wei wuxian #the untamed #wangxian #mdzs #cql angst #mo dao zu shi #thai bl #gay #wei ying #wang yibo #xiao zhan #mxtx #wangxian fanfic #wangxian fic #fanfic #chinese gays #lwj #wwx

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20 more domestic OTP with children prompts

requested by: anon

Feel free to use and reblog!

Part 1

#1 - being woken up by their child(ren) and being unable to be annoyed by it because they're just so sweet

#2 - being in awe by how small everything is on a child ('just look at these fingers? How can they be real?!')

#3 - using the child(ren) as an excuse to not do something

#4 - teaching the child how to pronounce their own name, but they just can't get it right

#5 - taking candid pictures of the other when they're taking care of the child(ren)

#6 - having the child cuddling up in their lap after being teased/bullied by another child

#7 - using the made-up words of their child(ren) in all their conversations

#8 - playing rock paper scissors to determine who's bringing the child(ren) to bed

#9 - trying to make a family portrait but the child is always blinking/fooling around

#10 - watching the child(ren) being in awe of the simplest things

dialogue:

#11 - "Where is [child's name]?" "I thought you had them!"

#12 - to the toddler: "Did you really just say [word]?"

#13 - to the other parent and the child(ren): "Weren't you supposed to tidy everything up instead of starting a new game?"

#14 - child: "If you won't stop I'm going to tell mum/dad/parent!"

#15 - child: "I already know everything. You don't have to tell me."

#16 - "No wonder. They're just like their mama/papa/parent."

#17 - to the child: "Could you please bring this to mama/papa/parent?" *handing them a tiny love note*

#18 - child: "But I'm scared. I can't do it."

#19 - child: "I'm already big, though. I'm allowed to do this."

#20 - child: "Look, I made this for you. I also made one for mum/dad/parent."

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There’s a girl who knocks on your door at exactly 9pm on every full moon, expecting sweets. It’s been more than ten years and she’s never aged a day.