jewbeloved

[jewbeloved]

stan,kenny and wendy with a ghost s/o? like s/o died in south park (cause,i mean cmon,if you dont have plot armour are you really gonna survive?) and they just kinda haunt sp.they also have similar abilities to damien (flight,telekinesis,teleportation,ect),maybe they even have a human/physical form like him too 😃?

Stan, Kenny, and Wendy with a ghost s/o💙🧡🩷

warnings: Plasmophobia (If you have it)

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh ⚽

Blud thought he was hearing things because someone kept calling his name and he didn't know where it was coming from.

Stan began to get irritated and demanded whoever was calling his name multiple times to show themselves.

You just now realized that you were invisible to Stan and he obviously cannot see you. So you make yourself visible while making the place around you cold asf.

The gif above is Stan's brief reaction before he jumps back in complete shock.

It took him a while to realize it was you but in the form of a ghost.....

Stan wasn't really close to you at all when you first came to south park. Probably because he didn't even notice you were there.

He did hear about one of the students dying on the news but he didn't think it was you.

But since you're a ghost that death that occurred confirms it was you after all. He feels guilty that he never spoken to you, not even once before you died.

You both started to have a lot of conversations with each other after your first meeting. Stan obviously snuck out during lunch or free time to go talk to you behind the school.

Stan always talked about you to Kyle though. Kyle thought he had a screw loose since Kyle can't even see you.

You like to tease Stan with your powers and scare him a lot. I'd like to think Stan always puffs his cheeks whenever he's angry and you find that cute :)

If physical contact was possible he would be so happy. If you allow him to be able to touch💙💙💙💙

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🍄

You both already know about each other.

You always remembered the times Kenny has died and comforted him after he regenerates the next day.

But when he heard that you died he was so sad that he couldn't stop crying because you weren't immortal like him so you couldn't come back to life.

That all changed when he started shivering because his room got cold all of a sudden and this woke him up out of his sleep.

He thought that he accidentally left the window open so got up to go look, only for him to find out that it was never opened.

He then felt a soft tap on his shoulder and turned around immediately while flinching.

"Oh for heavens sake Kenny, It's just me (Name)...".

....................

.........................................................

Wait what?

A ghost?

You?

I guess he shouldn't be surprised just by seeing that. He was so happy and relieved to hear that it was just you.

You really came back to see him...well in a ghostly form anyway because you're dead.... Kenny's happy nonetheless!

You both can go back to interacting with each other again! But he's still a bit sad that he isn't able to feel your heartbeat anymore whenever he hugs you. Please cheer him up.

Since Kenny is immortal, you both can literally spend the rest of your lives together forever now that you're here <33333🧡🧡🧡🧡

🩷 Wendy Testaburger 💮

Like Kenny, you and her have known each other ever since you moved to south park.....or whatever you did in order to get there.

She one day saw that you weren't home at all and she panicked thinking you went missing.

It wasn't until your parents told her that you recently had died (Or if she finds out on her own if you don't have any parents).

You and her had a close bonding relationship and she was devastated to hear the news.

She will wear anything you had left behind before you died (hats, scarfs, etc.)

When she was cleaning out her locker for her next class. She saw a bunch of students running away from the janitor's closet, screaming about how the closet is haunted or something.

Wendy brushed it off as them being weird until Bebe told her that she saw a ghost in the closet. Wendy signed and went to check it out for herself since she trusts Bebe.

She opened the closet door and saw nothing inside.

She was about to go and confront Bebe for lying to her until she saw a ghostly figure that looked exactly like her.

She screamed until you shifted back into your normal self and reassured her that it was just only you.

She couldn't believe it, she always thought ghosts weren't real...how is it possible for someone to be able to see ghosts????

She's going through the five stages of grief right now that she can't even mutter another word out. Eventually she can't escape reality in the end.

She doesn't know exactly what to do now that she is seeing you again as a ghost?? But those tears streaming down her cheeks told you everything you needed to know about how she feels.

You noticed that she was wearing your stuff (If you had any) while you were hugging her.

You kept hugging and comforting her until she stopped crying. Telling her that you would never leave her even in death. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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[jewbeloved]

Hihihi!¡ I have a question.Do you have any fav/least fav SP ships?¿

Well if I was being honest my ships overtime has changed since then. My fav ship right now is Creek and my least fav is Cartman x Heidi (for obvious reasons). I love creek and I always ignore the toxic creek shippers who make Tweek a uwu boy and Craig a strong alpha male who smokes 40 packs of cigarettes.

#south park #kyle talks #craig x tweek #cartman x heidi #favorite #least favorite

[jewbeloved]

Thank you for making gn reader x south park 💕💞💕💞

There aren't many gn reader out there

Oh..those authors....🤡

Honestly, do they think everyone who reads their fanfics are females? The male reader stories are in the same boat too. I always make the reader gender neutral unless it is specified because I don't know the genders of the people who read my writings.

#south park #south park x reader #gender equality #kyle talks

[jewbeloved]

People who write/read about ince$t and dating their relatives are the reason why we need to bring back bullying. I don't know how this shit started or why people see it as normal but it's hella disgusting asf. I once saw a smut tumblr post of a dad fucking his daughter who is the reader. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Step sibling fics make me gag, yall enjoy reading that shit? It’s honestly disgusting…and don’t give me that bs it’s a preference or it’s fanfic- YOU LIKE READING ABT FUCKIN YOUR SIBLINGS?! SEND EM TO PRISON! 😭🤢

#gross #relatives #bring back bullying #fanfiction #fanfic #If someone sends me something like this without reading my request rules. I'm blocking you. #Stay away from my blog if you support incest.

[jewbeloved]

hcs for what its like being stan,kenny,clyde,wendy and bebes younger sibling (all seperately ofc!!),tysm,if u do this req,itll mean the world to me :))).have a superb day!

What it feels like to be the younger sibling of them.💙🧡❤️🩷💛

warnings: Idfk

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh 🌬️

You being the youngest family member of a crazy yet giga chad dad, a older brother who gets his ass handed to him by your older sister, and a grandpa who kept trying to get your older brother to kill him before he stopped.

I can't say anything more than your household being crazy asf. Although you being the youngest child here you get your alone time quite often.

You also somehow managed to get Shelly to play games with you like: tag, hide & seek, duck duck goose, peekaboo, etc.

Stan is just watching from a distance because he doesn't want Shelly to get mad at him from trying to join you both playing together.

So the only time you and Stan play together is when Shelly is up in her room minding her own business and not in a grumpy mood unless you both bother her.

Stan let you try on his toolshed costume and you pulled it off better than him......

He's not jealous....he promises...💙💙💙💙

🧡 Kenny Mccormick🪻

Looks like Kenny is going to be watching over 2 people that he deeply cares about.

He honestly feels like a mom of 2 kids which he doesn't mind at all.

Whenever you're too cold Kenny will lend you one of his parkas even if it's too big for you. If you're too scared to sleep (You and Karen sleep in the same room btw). Kenny will let you both sleep with him and reassure you that he will always be there to protect you and Karen.

With poor lighting, cold meals, barely any heat, and unwashed clothes. Kenny still tried whatever he can to make you and Karen's lives better.

He will even steal money from people if he has too.

During night time when he's in his mysterion persona, He always makes sure you both are safe and okay before he goes out to patrol areas that are near the house.

Karen views mysterion as a guardian angel but she doesn't realize it's actual Kenny. You also view mysterion as a guardian angel, but you just can't help but get that gentle feeling inside you that it's Kenny who's protecting you both even at night time.

Kenny is a wonderful sibling to have.🧡🧡🧡🧡

❤️ Clyde Donovan 😭

What would you do in order to not hear your older brother bawling his eyes out for the 200 millionth time?

He cries way more than SpongeBob-

But in reality, being Clyde's sibling isn't really much of an issue or anything bad happening in particular.... except that you will have to be the one to help him with his issues whenever he's crying.

In fact, y'all are actually a comedic duo. You both always joke around with each other and pull funny pranks on Clyde's friends.

Sometimes y'all will fight over the pettiest things ever like Clyde refusing to share his tacos with you and you both end up wrestling over it.

You would kick Cartman's ass whenever he brings up that Clyde's mom made him go home to put the toilet seat down.

Your older brother was a crybaby, but you hated seeing him being embarrassed or actually upset.

You both gave the middle finger to the mom after she was stuck in the toilet.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

🩷 Wendy Testaburger ❇️

Protective older sister for real🔥🔥

She will literally be side eyeing everyone who dares to say one mean thing about you. Especially the fatass.

Wendy has made mistakes herself at times before, but she completely gets angry when everyone accuses her of things like when everyone thought she was jealous of girls who photoshop themselves to make their self esteem look great.

She doesn't want that happening to you, her little sibling.

She's one of the strongest kids and girls in the school so she will practically kick anyone's ass if they ever mess with you. Even if she has to give Cartman another beating like she did on the playground.

You worry for Wendy's health because you feel like she's putting in too much effort to ensure you aren't a target for bullying. Which you are grateful to her for.

In return, you also sticked up for Wendy whenever someone is messing with her. It's the Testaburgers against the world!

Y'all are the protective sibling duo.🩷🩷🩷🩷

💛 Bebe Stevens 🍄

Protective of you as well, except you're more protective.

Bebe is one of the most popular kids, but I can see her being insecure quite often especially when all the boys were head heels over her when she changed the size of her boobs in that one episode.

She sometimes feels like she's only popular because of her looks and she wonders if anyone really even likes her besides Wendy who is her best and close friend.

Being Bebe's sibling you're naturally popular just like her as well. Except you always ignore all the unwanted attention.

You always help comfort Bebe whenever she's feeling insecure about herself and offer to do something fun together to get her mind off it.

When I say Bebe is protective over you as well she is. She will definitely be the type to threaten people in order for them to never mess with you again. She'll pull a gun on them too lmao-

But jokes aside, y'all are just the average siblings who want to always be there for each other no matter the circumstances.

You both might also have your ups and downs, but you both manage to make up in the end. 💛💛💛💛

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[jewbeloved]

hello,i wanna make a fanfic/writing blog like you,in the future.i am a major fan of your work.do you have any tips,or advice? 😁💖

Well it depends on how you write your work for whatever you're writing for (Fandoms, books, etc).

Everyone has their own unique style on how they write, Whenever I do headcanons or one shots. I like using the bullet points to help people read my work better instead of it being all jumbled up together like a paragraph ;-;.

However I recommend aiming for a writing style that you're comfortable with.

Ehhh... I'm not sure if my advice helped or not...but I just write however I want but you can do you.

#south park x reader #south park #kyle talks #advice?

[jewbeloved]

Hello! I saw your requests were open and I just couldn't resist.

Could you do the main 4 + Twerk and Craig with a male S/O who is like Sans from Undertale? Only if you want to of course! Have a nice day/night :)

Team Stan + Tweek and Craig with a sans! s/o🤍💙🩷

Kyle's note: Sure thing! <3 You didn't specify if the reader had the same powers sans has so I will add it in there.

Warnings: Laziness ROTFL

Gender: Male

💙 Stan "Darsh" I mean Marsh- 🍼

Dude wtf? why the hell are you drinking ketchup at 3 in the morning-

wait, YOU'RE DRINKING KETCHUP?!?!?!

Stan cannot believe his eyes when he saw you slurping that ketchup bottle as if it was your normal everyday water bottle.

And now you made him a hotdog that barely has anything on it? The laziness-

Not concerned about your lazy behavior since he can be quite lazy himself too. He'll probably lay upside with his head hanging down while sitting next to you on the couch.

He got creeped out when you first showed him your gaster blasting thingys. Wait are you pointing one of them at him?!-

He finds some of your pun jokes funny too!💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Jewflovski 🎉

Oh dear lord help him, He just wakes up in the morning and sees you drinking a bottle of ketchup on his computer because you and him were video chatting all night.

Does not question your weird behavior with the ketchup because he's too tired for this.

You like to annoy him with your god awful puns just to see his reaction every time he nags you about being lazy.

(Name), you're annoying the poor dude...he's trying to study in peace and all he hears is you coming up with new jokes to bother him. 💔

Isn't creeped out by those skull blaster things like Stan. He basically shoots laser beams himself in his human kite alter ego.

Will be surprised when you suddenly lift him up into the air by using his soul.💚💚💚💚

❤️ Eric Fartman 🍓

Even for him He finds you drinking ketchup completely weird. He wonders if you had been Jew washed by Kyle into thinking ketchup is meant to be used as a drink.

He also finds your pun jokes funny, especially when they are directed towards Kyle. But he won't be happy if you're joking about his weight though.

Will 100% use your powers to benefit him in his schemes. Like if he wants to rob people he can just tell you to summon them gaster blasters to scare that person into giving Cartman what he wants.

The list goes on forever about what he can do with that special powers of yours.

He's all down with having a lazy day with you as well. Dude sits down on the couch playing games with snacks next to him.

Y'all are definitely a perfect match for each other....most of the time...❤️❤️❤️❤️

🧡 Kenny Poormick 🥭

He's probably the only one that isn't weirded out by you drinking ketchup. He practically goes through the trash can for money and food sometimes.

He absolutely loves the puns you make. He even lets his sister join in on hearing your jokes, you always put a smile on her face whenever she's feeling sad and Kenny thanks you for that.

He was flabbergasted when he saw your powers the first time when you were defending him from a bully who was picking on him.

You blasted that punk to ashes.

Kenny is now obsessed with your powers and he always asks to see them with every given opportunity.

But please don't accidentally kill the poor dude- 😢🧡🧡🧡🧡

💛 Tweek Twark ☕

Doesn't notice you drinking ketchup the first time.

I can legit imagine Tweek spacing out when he's in the middle of drinking too much coffee like this:

He has coffee cups everywhere it should be obvious that he drinks a lot of coffee without noticing.

He'll probably notice when he finds a lot of ketchup bottles around the place and then he walks in on you chugging down a whole ketchup bottle.

Also visibly weirded out by you drinking ketchup but won't question it.

Like Kenny, he also loves your puns too. They always make him feel better whenever he is feeling really stressed out.

He'll get scared at your powers so it's probably not a good idea to just summon the gaster blasters when he's not in the right mindset.

He will grow to feel more at ease with them though. 💛💛💛💛

💙 Craig Fucker ⚽

He just blankly stares at you drinking ketchup like a statue and then flips you off at last sec before going back to what he was doing.

Nah you expect him to show a better reaction of you drinking ketchup? He goes to school with a bunch of crazy classmates and he deals with Tweek too. He won't show much of a reaction to you drinking that.

He doesn't mind your puns, he might even slip in little giggles while you're at it. He also doesn't mind your laziness either, I mean I don't see why he should care though.

(Name), Your powers are cool but come back and cuddle with him alright?

Cuddles first, showcase your powers to him later.💙💙💙💙💙

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[jewbeloved]

Oh my god, what I would give for a South Park series sot/tfbw where the reader is fucking competent

Jit is fr I'm glad those fanfics I have read are like 2 years ago or else I would've been mad. I've been watching too many fractured but whole videos that I am desperate to write my own story based off it. Just gotta figure out how I want to write it first....

#south park #south park x reader #tfbw x reader #south park tfbw #kyle talks

[jewbeloved]

Help what? I am just looking through my masterlists and seeing how MOST of my old posts' links are messed up. I'm going to have to go fix all of them by skimming through my entite blog since searching for the posts isn't working for me 😭😭

Fuck Tumblr and the shitty bugs that they refuse to fix.

Edit: I fixed them all now! <3

#south park #bugs #kyle talks

[jewbeloved]

Kind of a rant I guess? I'm kinda getting tired of having these fanfics that are probably written by 10-12 yrd olds pop up when I am searching for tfbw x reader.

I legit want to write my own tfbw x villain reader fanfic story so bad 😭 but I'm having a writers block. All of the other fanfics I have read are either boring or bad in general.

When it comes to superheroes and villains, I was never a fan of being a superhero because it's more interesting with being a villain.

Why do the authors keep making the reader act so damn dumb and weak in these stories??? That's mostly common in the female reader stories.

Don't get me started on the physical appearance they insert for the reader, I hate that sht with a passion because I want to imagine what my character is wearing without the author just randomly inserting whatever outfit I am wearing.

We are somehow more bad at hiding our identity than Butters....I'm gonna be honest, it would probably take the characters a week or more to figure out my identity since I would be good at hiding it.

I don't mind the random ability they give us as long as it makes sense with the story and not just pulled out of nowhere. Overpowered chars imo are overrated.

The author puts their oc into the story for what reason?? I always get thrown off every time a character that I do not recognize in is the story. I just click off the story immediately.

No shad to the people who write these stories, but it's pretty tiring on how I have to specify edit my searchings every time in order for me to find a fanfic that is actually enjoyable to read and I only found one so far.

So uhm...thanks for listening to my rant?

#south park #south park x reader #south park fractured but whole #tfbw x reader #south park tfbw #sp tfbw #tfbw #superhero #coon and friends #freedom pals #villain #villain reader #rant post #kyle talks

[jewbeloved]

heyyyy! I saw the thing with Craig with a s/o who has the same powers as Isabella and it was so cute! so I'm asking if you can a one of the main 4 seperatley (I CANT FOCKING SPELL IT) with a s/o (f!reader if you don't mind) who has the same powers, and like what happens in the movie, reader has the mindset that she needs to be perfect, but they help her realize she doesn't need to and kinda goes wild with her powers (again, like what happens in the movie)

thank you so so much if you do this! but either way have an amazing week!

--Rei

Sure thing! ^^

Team Stan with a s/o who can bloom flowers like Isabella✿𖣘ᰔᩚ

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh 🍼

Tbh he never knew about your powers until you pranked him and his friends while they were playing superheroes.

Cartman cursed you out while Stan was just staring at you in awe. You were planning on showing Stan your powers but you decided to do it in a mischievous way.

He doesn't have much to say except the fact that he really loves your ability. (100% wanted you to be on the freedom pals team after he invited you to come play superheroes.)

"Can you make poison flowers bloom?".

"No Stan I don't wanna kill anyone.... except for the fatass".

"Aye!".

Definitely will vomit anytime you make him a gift made from the flowers you bloom.

💙💙💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski ✡️

Just casually waking up in the morning only for him to look out his window and see you doing the family guy death pose on a.....lily flower...?

Rubs his eyes multiple times to make sure he isn't seeing things.

Surprised pikachu face when you created a flower from underneath him and lifted him up into the air.

Doesn't stay surprised for long because he has pretty much seen so many crazy stuff nowadays. He can't muster up the energy to say shocked for too long.

Also thinks your ability is pretty unique and cool! Can you make Cartman's room look like a prison jungle-?

No seriously, what else can you do besides make them bloom outta nowhere? Tell him (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠).💚💚💚💚💚

❤️ Eric Cartman 💅

Believe it or not he actually had a dream about you having some crazy ass weird ability causing mayhem with it.

You blooming daisy flower prison bars over his door to prank him confirms his dream has came to reality.

Cartman has a bunch of stuff going through his mind so he probably believes in supernatural and doesn't really care that you have the ability to bloom flowers out of nowhere.

Obviously will exploit your powers to rip people off of their money or use it to plot revenge plans on his enemies.

You spoil and put up with his psychopathic devious self. So you indulge Cartman in helping him with his plans to see how far he gets before he screws himself over XD

You and Cartman mess with Kyle for the rest of the week. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 💀

He saw your ability right after you accidentally impaled and killed him by blooming roses that had sharp thorns on them.

Cue you apologizing to him many times the next day he regenerates and tells you it's okay. He thinks your powers are neat! ✨

You showcase all of the flowers you can bloom to him. He might even ask if you could make a vase full of flowers that he can give to his sister. ♥️

Either it's your clumsy summoning or Kenny's bad luck.

But the amount of times this dude has died from being impaled or shot up into the skies and hitting the ground hard from you blooming flowers without noticing Kenny is right there. 💀

Kenny doesn't really mind, at least you always remember his deaths unlike everyone who just forgets he even died in the first place.🧡🧡🧡🧡

Did I just use "bloom" so many times while writing this? I swear, I'm so insecure about how I write my stories sometimes 😭😭😭😭

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[jewbeloved]

Yo.Js a Question,but,do u write for the SOTs/Stick of Truth Vers of the Main 4?

Yes I can.

#south park #south park x reader #kyle talks

[jewbeloved]

I am sick and tired of seeing the Timmy spot so empty. So let's see some Timmy headcannons!!

Btw I really love your work, brings a smile to my face 💝

Timmy Burch Headcanons🧡🧑‍🦽

Warnings: I don't know?

Gender: Neutral

Since he can't talk really well and aside from him saying his name a lot. I'd really see him being ecstatic that someone else other than Jimmy can understand him.

Remember that fight Jimmy and Timmy had? You broke up the fight as soon as you saw Timmy not being able to get back in his wheelchair before any other injuries between the two have been caused.

Whenever Timmy had something important to say to someone or the teachers, you would always translate what he said to them if they were having a hard time understanding him.

I feel like his love language would be quality time since Jimmy is his best friend and he likes spending time with him. Timmy likes being around people who won't judge him for his disability or people who can share his struggles. (If you're disabled that is).

You, Timmy, and Jimmy together are a trio.

Timmy doesn't really seem too keen about giving stuff to people. But just because he's in a wheelchair doesn't mean he can't share another one of his love languages with you by giving you stuff >:3

At the Olympics (Or the tournament where Cartman got outclassed by the disabled kids). Timmy's cheeks will be mediumly tinted with red if he sees you cheering him on the sidelines after he completes an activity.

Cuddles with him are definitely a possibility and I can see him resting in your lap. Relaxing in his wheelchair can be pretty uncomfortable for him.🧡🧡🧡

Ummm....I hope these headcanons satisfy you and I deeply apologized for leaving Timmy's section blank. It's because I kinda don't know what to write for him and Jimmy for some reason seems easier to write for, but I can still write for Timmy I just don't know how to word it out for him.

#south park x reader #south park #southpark blog #southpark sp #sp x reader #x reader #southpark x y/n #timmy burch x reader #timmy burch #sp timmy #south park timmy #southpark scenarios #southpark headcanons #love langauges #fluff headcanons #fluff

[jewbeloved]

How would the guys confess to you on Valentine's Day 💌

Note: This is 3 days late I know, I was on a writers block and I was having a fever and I kept throwing up in the progress while my stomach hurted and I missed a day to go to school on Wednesday to do my test because of that. And now I got a massive headache, everything is just spinning at once I can't take it anymore. 😭

Warnings: Absolutely none.

Characters used: The main boys.

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh 💠

Man wants to confess to you on Valentine's Day, he literally be eyeing his calendar and keeping track of the days leading up to Valentine's Day.

But when the day actually comes?

Oh sh!t, he's already in a panic. He doesn't know what to give to you or how to even approach you in general to confess.

He went to Kyle for advice and even practicing his confession for you with him. He knows Valentine's Day can be a really special day for your friends and s/os.

He doesn't want to mess up or make things awkward by vomiting all over you like how he did when he was with Wendy :(

He probably might go with basic presents such as: chocolate, teddy bear, etc.

He will confess to you behind the school just in case his confession goes up in flames and he doesn't want other people to see.

"Uhm, Hi..(Name)...I know it's Valentine's Day and all....and I was just wondering if you wanted to be my valentine...". 💙💙💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski ☘️

Jews aren't supposed to have valentines-

Just kidding.

But seriously though every time this boy has a love interest it always ends up in a complete dumpster fire for him. (Not Cartman being the man cause for it anyways).

You and him have been good friends for a good couple of months and Valentine's Day has finally arrived.

This is his moment to shine and he won't let anyone ruin it for him, not even the fatass-.

He already got a big 4ft sized teddy bear with a heart box that has your favorite candy or sweet inside it. He also got you both matching outfits to wear if you accept his confession.

He probably might want to confess to you in the park near a big tree. (Yeah, classic romance confessions)

Please accept this boy's confession, it will literally make him the happiest jew in south park.

"Hi (Name)! I hope nobody else has confessed to you...or maybe they have. But I just wanted to ask you if you could be my valentine for this holiday".

❤️ Eric Cartman 🔥

Cartman is mysteriously preping for something and not being an ass as his usual routine?

I wonder what's on his mind.........probably you.

He obviously doesn't know what to get you for Valentine's Day and he probably doesn't care so he will just get whatever he feels you might like. He forced his mom to buy the presents though! :3

He probably wants to confess to you because you're the only person besides his mom who puts with his psychotic behavior and rude nature.

And probably because you don't make fun of him for being fat😭

The confession will be in his room because he doesn't want the guys ripping on him for having a soft spot for you.

He will confess in the mostly lazily and cheesy way in the first half before actually being honest with his confession.

"So it's Valentine's Day huh? This makes me feel like I am gay if I was doing this for the guys, but since it's just only you (Name), I don't mind it. As anyone would tell their s/o, will you be my valentine?".

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🧸

He's poor asf how do you think he can afford even a gift for you?

He feels so sad at the times you give him something and he can't gift you anything in return due to him being the poorest kid in south park.

So instead of buying something, he tries to make a homemade gift for you with whatever he can find (He cleans the material he's using if he finds something useful out of the trash).

Definitely sneaked around alleyways and stole some spare changes from homeless guys so he can use it to at least get you a candy or snack he can afford.

Same as Kyle, he will confess to you in the park while bringing the homemade gifts and snacks he got you.

He wanted this confession to be special like the holiday itself so he took a bath in the river (without soap) and fixed up in his hair a little, not a lot though.

He decided to wear his Princess Kenny outfit afterwards.

"Mmmmm...mmmphmmmmhmmphmmmmmmmmhmmp!" (Im sorry Name...I know this isn't much since I'm poor and I can't gift the same amount you do for me and my family, but it's the least I could to repay my gratitude! Will you be my valentine?).

A new banner for my new south park Masterlist that I will be making soon.

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I was bored and I decided to mark down the stuff I found relatable in 2 Bingo cards I found on google.

I feel called out while looking at this 😨🤯

#autism #adhd #bingo card #kyle talks

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What it feels like to live with them in one big house 😭 ❤️💖😖

Featuring: Team Stan and CATG

Warning: Absolute chaos (It's ficking south park)

Gender: Neutral

💙💚 The Main Four ❤️🧡

💙❤️ Craig and Those guys 💜💛

Oh my goodness, you'd be praying to god at this point If you expect there will be any peace in this house.

Your parents decided it would be a fun idea to have you all live in a big house together temporarily.

You will often wake up to Kyle and Cartman arguing and Cartman trying to get you on his side when Kyle is trying to prove him wrong about something.

Flour and batter everywhere when you walk into the kitchen and see Craig and Tweek making cupcakes, but Tweek freaking out that there isn't going to be enough for everyone and Craig constantly trying to calm him down.

If you want any peace, you might as well hope to go to Stan, Tolkien, Kenny, or Clyde..and maybe Jimmy if you're in the mood of hearing his jokes.

Stan would probably vent about his dad's shenanigans or him and Wendy's relationship and if you aren't in the mood of hearing allat go to somebody else then.

It's not very surprising that you and Tolkien have a great time spending time with each other because you both do your own things or play games.

Not everyday is absolute chaos though. sometimes you and everyone else actually get to have fun with each other with nobody arguing, fighting, etc. But there's no guarantee that peace will last long because Cartman is sure to start something like he always does.

Just give him that one death glare that Wendy gave to him when she fought him on the playground and Cartman will shut up.

When the days of living with them in one big house are over, you can't help but think what it would be like to have the parents living in one big house together but they aren't allowed to leave for 3 weeks.

This can be seen in romantic or platonic.

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It's been a long day....But it's my birthday! and happy new Year! (I know I am late to say happy new year).

I am now 17 years old! 🎁🥳🥳🥳

Let's make great use of this new year! 😊 Here's a little animation I made with Ibispaintx. I normally use flipaclip so it's my first time animating on Ibispaint.

It took me 5 days to make this- I had a lot of fun making this though, Im sorry that it's short. I might do more animations on Ibispaint this year!

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