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Regulus: It was like taking candy from a baby

James: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place?

Regulus: *confused look*

James: Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!

#mauraders #marauders era #james potter #b99 #regulus black #source: brooklyn nine nine #remus lupin #i love them so much #dead gay wizards #funny

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chat i do not have enough followers for this, but I just finished Only the Brave and I will take ANY fic recs y'all have 🙏🙏🙏

#pls help #mauraders #marauders era #jegulus #wolfstar #send help

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James: I'm assuming you're not doing anything to celebrate tonight?

Regulus: Anyone over the age of 6 celebrating a birthday should go to hell

#mauraders #marauders era #funny #james potter #b99 #regulus black #dead gay wizards #hes traumatized i love him #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Regulus: Stop that!

James: Stop what?

Regulus: Doing that thing with your face when you're happy. It's making me nauseous.

#mauraders #marauders era #james potter #regulus black #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sunchaser #funny #i love them so much

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Regulus: Quick, James, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?

James: Short, black hair, mean to me...

Regulus: Your blood type, James

James: Uhhh, red?

#mauraders #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #jegulus #marauders era #i love them so much #funny #b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #remus lupin

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Regulus: I only feel one emotion, and it's anger

James: Last night you drunk texted the whole group a thousand heart emojis

Regulus: Out of anger

#mauraders #i love them so much #marauders era #b99 #regulus black #james potter #funny #dead gay wizards #70s #modern

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*the mauraders trying to convince 1st year remus to do a prank*

James: Rules are made to be broken!!

Remus: They were made to be followed, nothing was made to be broken.

Sirius: Literally piñatas

Peter: Glow sticks

James: Karate boards

Peter: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

#mauraders #i love them so much #marauders era #source: brooklyn nine nine #b99 #funny #text post

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Remus: What are these?

James: These, sir, are STDs

Remus: What are you talking about buddy?

James: STDs. Save The Dates. For Lily and my wedding.

Remus: Just out of curiousity, how many people have you given STDs to?

James: Lots. Like 100.

*cut to Sirius doubled over laughing*

#mauraders #i love them so much #marauders era #cute #funny #b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #remus lupin #james potter #jily

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remus: yk when you shake laminated paper and it does that thing??

james and sirius (probably at the same time): fwuuubufbuwbfwubfubwfBUWBUBHUFUFBUBUFBUB

remus: yeah sure

#marauders era #mauraders #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #i love them so much #peter pettigrew #already a post

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canon slytherin skittles are a jumpscare bc wdym reg/barty/even arent bbg and dorcas and pandora are amazing cause thats how i remember it.

#mauraders #slytherin skittles #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #pandora #dorcas meadowes #marauders era #wonderful #pls interact

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i would both kill and die for you

this is because i got u a smoothie isnt it

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the way james potter would have actively had a stroke if he had heard that his son made the youngest seeker in over a century, the howler would go something like this:

lily: harry dear we're very proud of you

james *sobbing on the floor while lily comforts him* : he's amazing

#jily #everyone lives au #harry potter #mauraders #yes #please interact #ily

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eating a jolly rancher while watching micheal sheen and david tennet compilations has been the peak of my day so far

#and not when i sat down and impaled myself on a piece of glass and didn't stop bleeding for ten minutes #goodomens season 2 #micheal sheen #david tennant #i love them so much #ineffable husbands #i need more food

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you're a psyhcopath

at least i have a path bitch go get a life

#im actually crying #relatable #funny #like srsly #i need a hug(e amount of money) #first post