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mentally-an-almond · 27 days

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How Human is your Animal?

Based on animalistic representation in Media. Ranging from anthropomorphic to everyday pet.

A tier list for your convenience

S Tier- Humans don’t exist here

Qualifications: the world has no humans, animals tend to walk on hind legs and participate in human like societies, most likely anthropomorphic but not required

Zootopia, Kung Fu Panda, Sing, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Chicken Little, My Little Pony, Goofy Movie, Ducktales, Robin Hood, Angry Birds, Samurai Rabbit, Paws of Fury, Spiderhams Universe

A Tier- I see, a little co-op happening

Qualifications: the world has humans, humans acknowledge animals in some way, they can be hired/considered for jobs and/or are active in society. Might be considered mutants

Paddigton, Muppets, Stuart Little, The Bad Guys, Pinnocio, Shrek universe, Care Bears, the Bee Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3, and subsequently the entire MCU, Monsters Inc, Storks, Looney Tunes, TMNT, MHA, Yogi Bear, We Bare Bears, Chip N’ Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hop, Wonderland, James and the Giant Peach, Hoodwinked, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, Ichabod and Toad

B Tier- Your getting suspiciously close

Qualifications: act more human like, perhaps develop a hidden society or walk on hind legs or plan elaborate heists, it’s just not quite right for an animal

Madagascar, Ice Age, Shark Tale, Surfs Up, Snoopy, Rescuers, SpongeBob, Ratatouille, Horton Hears a Who, Free Birds, Great Mouse Detective, Chicken Run, Flushed Away, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Tom and Jerry, Secret of Nym, Tale of Desperaeux, American Tail, Once Upon a Forest, Garfield, Over the Hedge, Rango

C Tier- Communication is key in fostering animal relationships

Qualifications: Perhaps by magical transformation or special gift or something that has always been kept a secret until now, these animals are able to talk to you

Cinderella, Tarzan, Jungle Book, Epic, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Charlottes Web, Scooby Doo, Happy Feet, Snow White, Pete’s Dragon, Princess and the Frog, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Spies In Disguise, Emperors New Groove, Enchanted, Sophia the First, Peter Rabbit, Meet the Robinsons, Anastasia, Swan Princess, Dr. Dolittle, Leo, Up

D Tier- Oh look, it’s gaining complexity

Qualifications: although animals have been known to convey emotions nothing is more complex than creating Shakespearean like storylines. Humans take to the sidelines

Lion King, Finding Nemo, 101 Dalmatians, Bambi, Land Before Time, The Secret Life of Pets, Bugs Life, Oliver and Company, All Dogs go to Heaven, Lady and the Tramp, Fox and the Hound, Aristocats, Migration, Bolt, Dinosaur, The Good Dinosaur, Super Pets, Dumbo, Home in the Range, G-force, The Wild, Spirit, Rio, Curious George

F Tier- It’s all okay, animals are just animals here

Qualifications: Imagine your pet in a movie, that’s prolly what fits here. The everyday dog, or cat, or shark. Likely plays a part in the plot progression of the movie

Babe, Jurassic Park, Milo and Otis, Old Yeller, Life of Pi, Sword in the Stone, Beethoven, A Dogs Purpose, We Bought a Zoo, Pokémon, Dolphins Tale, Homeward Bound, The Black Stallion, Marley and Me, Jaws, King Kong, How to Train Your Dragon

Z Tier- So it doesn’t work like other places, but it works for you

Qualifications: a Universe with its own set of rules, perhaps jumping into a place outside of their own where rules seem just a little different. Who can say if it was real, or a dream?

Mary Poppins, Spiderverse, Fantasia, Mario Bros, Song of the South, Alice in Wonderland (cartoon)

Each placing is based on the highest human to animal ratio in universe even if that is one exception. This is for fun, don’t take it too seriously. You’re welcome to fill in anything you think is missing. If I mentioned one of your favorite movies you have to reblog, I don’t make the rules.

😉

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mentally-an-almond · 9 months

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I’M OFFICIALLY BROKEN.

So, as people might’ve heard, Disney plus has been taking certain original titles off their platform to cut costs. Which, doesn’t quite make sense in of itself, but I digress. Anyway.

They had the AUDACITY to take off two of my FAVORITE newer things on the platform. The Mysterious Benedict Society series and a movie called Magic Camp.

UGH I AM ACTUALLY DEVASTATED.

And because they’re Disney+ originals and such, I can NEVER WATCH THEM AGAIN which is absolutely TRAGIC. And I am so extremely mad that I can’t even form coherent thoughts. Just fuming right now. And yeah, this happened in may and I didn’t notice until now. But that is NOT THE POINT. The point is, I loved these things and Disney has RIPPED them out of my grasp. They also took of Flora and Ulysses which I WAS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF.

I also didn’t even know a new season of MBS had come out because I saw ZERO marketing for it. At this point Disney is just sabotaging themselves.

Agh I’m just so sad and mad and I need people to feel my pain.

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mentally-an-almond · 9 months

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Never thought I’d actually see this legendary post. My life has officially been fulfilled.

#legendary post #tumblr history

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mentally-an-almond · 10 months

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Apparently I made this account just to rant. Anyway. Here’s the rant.

I do not understand why people can say they hated something just because of one bad thing. Like, say, a play, just because you hated the ending.

For example:

My sister and I saw the Hunchback of Notre Dame musical semi-recently. And, (Spoiler I guess) Esmeralda dies at the end. So does Quasimodo. Because it’s based more on the book than the Disney film. Despite using all the Disney songs and most of the plot points.

It made my sister cry. A lot. Like, full breakdown sobbing on the way home. It was just a shock to the system, because she was expecting the Disney ending, where everyone lives. (Except Frollo of course) I was also, although I had listened to the Broadway soundtrack previously, but I didn’t cry. I just kinda sat in shock.

Anyway. Now that the context is there, she now says that she absolutely hated the whole musical and will never see it again in her entire life. Which I just cannot fathom.

I understand never wanting to see it again, because that makes sense to me. But not hating the whole musical just because of the end. Like, I myself do NOT like the ending of Teen Beach 2. Like, at all. I understand it’s supposed to be bittersweet and whatnot, but it just ruins everything and makes zero sense because it’d be a time paradox. Anyway. I do not hate the movie itself. Despite hating the ending.

I’m not saying she has to see it again, or anything of the sort. But why let one bad thing sour the whole entire experience? It just… doesn’t make sense to me. Maybe it’s my neurodivergent brain, but I don’t know. Just ranting. Getting my thoughts out. Wondering if I’m alone in this, I guess.

#sorry for the rant #random rant #midnight rants #my rants #relatable #relatability #adhd?#adhd? maybe?#idk man #i might be insane #I have adhd but have no idea if this is a symptom #neurodivergent trait? idk #maybe I’m crazy and maybe no one will see this so maybe it won’t matter anyway #am I crazy?#Second guessing myself in the tags #gotta stop and just post before I think too much

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mentally-an-almond · 2 years

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Okay the amount of pure abject RAGE I get when someone says that all animated shows are kid shows. Like, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! JLHFKGXLBXJRAKGXLHXKG

I can understand certain shows, of course, like ones that are actually about 6-10 year olds. Sofia the first, vampirina, jake and the neverland pirates, etc. But when the show itself is about teenagers, you CANNOT convince me it is a “kids show.” No I don’t care about the technical definition of a “kid.” It’s the same sort of thing when people try to say Disneyland is just for kids. I AM A 19 YEAR OLD ADULT AND I STILL ABSOLUTELY LOVE GOING ON THE “KIDDIE RIDES” SUCH AS THE CAROUSEL AND SNOW WHITE THANK YOU.

And the amount of hard topics that are actually discussed in these “kid” shows. Like Elena of Avalor handles death really well. The hollow: life being a simulation (sort of) Gravity falls: is all kinds of dark.

I guess what I’m saying is don’t diss on people for watching “kids shows” and “not maturing” when shows like these can literally be for anyone. Definitely not talking from experience at ALL.

And if nothing else change the terminology to tween and teen shows or rated for a certain age or something. I don’t know. Something needs to change.

This might not make any real sense but I really don’t care. It just irks me.

Okay. Late night rant over.

For now....

#animation #kids shows #animated shows #possibly unpopular opinion #popular opinion #at least in my opinion #probably saying opinion too many times #gonna say opinion again #if only SOME adults could comprehend this opinion #cough cough looking at the oscars cough cough #midnight rants #yes I’m insane #what’s your point #my argument still stands #anyway #mic drop #peace out

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