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In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

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Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

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I have no one to tag but the hopeless romantic urge to repost this.

Lyrics that remind me of you @uttarr 🌷

Can we go where no one else goes?

Can I know what no one else knows?

Can we fall in love in the moonlight?

moonlight-dhruv

एक दिन आप यूं हमको मिल जाएंगे//फूल ही फूल राहों में खिल जाएंगे//मैंने सोचा न था

ek din aap-kumar sanu,alka yagnik

आजा तेरा आँचल ये प्यार से मैं भर दूँ,प्यार से मैं भर दूँ

खुशियाँ जहाँ भर की तुझको नज़र कर दूँ,तुझको नज़र कर दूँ

chhu kar mere mann ko,kishore kumar

Come close, let me be home for anything

Good or bad, I know it's worth it

i guess I'm in love by Clinton Kane

And I'd give up forever to touch you

'Cause I know that you feel me somehow

You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be

And I don't want to go home right now

iris by chris lanzon

Tere sath-sath aisa,koi noor aaya hai//Chaand teri roshni ka,halka sa ek saya hai//Teri nazaron ne dil ka kiya jo hashar,asar yeh hua…//Ab inmein hi doob ke ho jaauon paar,yehi hai duaa

ajab si by KK

main agar kahoon tum sa haseen

qaaynaat mein nahi hai koi

taareef yeh bhi toh sach hai kuch bhi nahi

main agar kahoon by Sonu nigam

khud ko kho kar tum ko paaya//iss tarah se mujh ko jeena aaya//teri lagan mein sab hai ganvaaya//iss tarah se mujh ko jeena aaya//teri hasi,meri khushi//meri khushi,tu hi.

tose naina by arijit singh

subah ko aankh khulte yaad tera aana

yeh kaisa maajra hai jaana?

aisay kaisay by hassan raheem

You can confide in me

I can take the weight up off your shoulder blades and try to store the pain inside of me

Like, why the world do you like that?

Like they don't know you, God sent, but me, I view you like that

I'm sneaking glances, thanking God that he drew you like that

Pretty little fears by 6lack and j cole

Tu jo kahe

Tu jo kahe

Sitaaron sa hai sach

Hifazat ki hai waqt ne tere

tu jo kahe by udbhav

tham kar dil ke paas mujh ko//hota ehsaas hai ke//tu dil ke paas hai mere//tu dil ke paas hai ji

tere liye by udbhav

hum dono ki baaton ko

ho sake to likh lena

hum jaiso ko bhula dete yahan

tum pagal ho aur main bhi by udbhav

do ajnabee,mile the iss jagah pe//koi nahi tha un sa iss jahan mein//haan yeh kahani hai vahi//haan yeh kahani hai vahi

manoharini by karun

khoobsurati bhi dekhi//jannaton mein tujhko dhundha//maine aksar pucha rabb se//tujh sa kyon na koi duja?

khoobsurat by karun

साँसों की माला पे सिमरूं मैं, पी का नाम

saanson ki maala by ustaad NFAK

IB :- @om-is-ok 🌻✨

#love #lovecore #desi aesthetic #desi academia #song lyrics

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U could starve urself to death and go survival mode in some jungle 🥰.

U dont get periods in life threatening situations.

someone make a menstrual cycle with no pain, no blood, no nothing. someone uninvent the menstrual cycle.

#shanti-ashant hai

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Board ka result aa gaya aur maa baap mujhe gopi vahu bankar ahem g k laptop ki tarah do rahe hai

#desi culture #desi memes #desiblr #desiposting #desi humor #desi tumblr

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…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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Jabse Daya bhabhi ko tv pe dekhna band kardiya hai tabse downfall shuru hogaya hai guyzzz

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Aapna 1.5 GB data khatam karke mummy se hotspot mang liya guyss 🤧🤧

#desiblr #desi memes #desi humor #being desi #desi stuff

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Interesting Topics to Research On for Bored AF People (desi version)

The Bengal Sultanate

Dominance of taka in Silk Route Trade

Tibetan Buddhism

Chamba Rumal

Pashupati Seal

Zeb-un-nissa Begum

Rasa theory of Natyashastra

Gargi-Yajnavalkya Dialogue

Saraswati (River and Goddess)

Rudraveena

Atman-Brahman Relation and Mahavakyas

70's Bollywood fashion

Paintings of Raja Ravi Varma

Dhrupad

History of Chai/Cha

Mother Goddess Mohenjo Daro

Chanakya

Prakrit Language

Baro-Bhuiyan

Chicankari

Brajabuli

Tantra

Shipton–Tilman Nanda Devi expeditions

Banaras

Annamalaiyar Temple

Chola Dynasty

Pala Empire

Terracotta Temples of Bengal

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Once again, Tumblr manages to succeed via just being honest with their users.

I made a post back around April fool's about the crabs being so popular because the joke was that every other website tries to trick you into clicking things so they can make money from your clicks and what if instead a website just asked "please click this revenue generating crab. It is there to generate revenue. In return you will have clicked on a crab. Nothing more." And the answer to that question was "people will frantically click on that crab. They don't hate the idea of the website getting money, they hate the idea of being profited on against their will".

So Tumblr implemented actual revenue crabs. "For this much money you can fill your or someone else's dash with virtual crabs. This will have the effect of there being crabs on their screen."

And people will buy those crabs. Because yes you're spending money on something stupid and useless but it's being sold to you as "hey you want something stupid and useless?", which is a nice change of pace from every other site trying to make itself out to be something more than what it is.

Twitter is floundering with the checkmark system because it's being sold as "confirm that you are someone important and who you say you are is true", which it isn't at all right now because anyone can buy one. You're buying a useless checkmark that only says that YOU think you're important. Or, more often than not right now, you are intending to trick other people into thinking you're someone you're not.

Meanwhile, Tumblr just said "Consider this double check mark. It does nothing. You will be marking yourself as someone who paid money for a meaningless checkmark and sometimes it will randomly turn into a bunch of crabs, making the site harder to use". And the userbase is like "Well sure, that sounds delightful."

The point is, despite what all the marketing and advertising people have tried to say, painting trash gold and trying to pass it off as something better is almost never as effective as just saying "hey you want this trash?"

Why yes, in fact, I do.

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TAHANSKS FOR THE MENTIOn So okay

1. Boookksksks

2. Rewatching my comfort shows

3. CHocoLates

4. Internet and meemes Loads of them

5. Scchoooll I am the happiest person when school ends 

@gachako  @diadorka  @heavyggg   @delicious-p4ncakes  @artpro86​  @theasexualclone  @earthangelmyra  @xangai-the-writer @superbloomindaisy @elumaxblog​ 

Pass the happy! ✨ When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!

Aksjsjsjshs thank you for the tag!

5 Happy things:

Chocolate pretzels

Granola bars

Apricots

Fanfic (especially hurt/comfort)

Hugs!

@eliotisnthere @laneynoir

@dreamerofthemeadow @midge1023 @reversepossum @poemofatomsa @jawnn-watson @yourelocaljohnlockfan @quickslvxr @otterheaven00

Also, feel free to join in even if you’re not tagged!

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@neil-gaiman​

Oh, so when Rick Riordan woobifies the Greek gods and writes messy fanfiction about them it’s fine, but when I, Neil Gaiman

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y/n: I hope u die. (Old and Boring)

y/n: I hope u never live up to see Leo Valdez in live action. (Its real, its possible, Its terrifying

“Don’t kill yourself you have to outlive the queen” is old. It’s tired. The queen is literally dead. “Don’t kill yourself you have to see annabeth take the knife that was meant for percy’s achilles heel in live action” is new. Fresh. It’ll take about 6 years.

#memes #percy jackson #pjo disney+ #percabetn #rick riordan #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #annabeth chase #black annabeth chase #pjo fandom

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New concept: White Vampires they drink milk instead of blood and turn into cows instead of bats. The black ones turn into buffalos but I am not racist 

…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

#cow #vampire #not racist #theory #writing prompt #concept #shitpost #buffalo #white vampires #gaud #biggest gaudiest patronuses #famous #reblog #funny #bats #prompts

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bro wtf, u ok?

I'm just sad because teleporters could never work. Even if we had the technology to do it, someone would just use it to teleport a bear into a hospital or something then we'd ALL lose our teleporter privileges. I hate that man is hubris to man. Also the airplane companies wouldn't allow it, who knows, maybe someone already made teleporters but it would disrupt too many jobs. The truth is, capitalism is anti-future, because convenience removes opportunities to monetize inconvenience. Just sad about that, you know?