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Thorin: This date is boring! Bilbo: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Thorin: Then why did you invite me? Bilbo: I didn't, I specifically said "Don't come with me," then you said, "Fuck you Bilbo I'll do whatever I want!

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Thorin: I owe you one. Bilbo: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Thorin: Relationships should be 50/50. Bilbo cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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I created a Bagginshield fanfic!

This honestly came along faster than I anticipated, but here it is! I hope you all enjoy.

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Bilbo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Thorin: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Bilbo: … Bilbo: You mean ring bearER, right? Thorin: … Bilbo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Thorin: Bilbo, I… Thorin: I love you! Bilbo: Not my problem.

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Bilbo: Fight me! Thorin: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Thorin: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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Hi all! Happy Holidays, it's been a wonderful year here with all of you.

Bilbo: How big is the tree in Erebor this year?

Thorin *opens his arms wide*: I don't know, this big?

Bilbo *runs into Thorin's arms and hugs him*: So... really big then? *smile*

Thorin *blushing*: Mister Baggins!

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Thorin: I have feelings for you. Bilbo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Hey there! I was wondering if you had any favorite festive Bagginshield fics! Modern Christmas or Hanukkah or Thanksgiving, or Hobbit-era Yule or harvest festivals... anything that isn't too sad! I'm asking around to different blogs because I have been in a holiday mood lately and want to see what different people have come across!

Hi! Yes I do, I just read a really great fic called "A Winter's Tale" by Chamelaucium on AO3. It's really cute and fluffy and focuses on Solstice traditions in Erebor. I hope you enjoy reading it if you decide to and have a lovely holiday season!

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Thorin, throwing their head into Bilbo's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Bilbo, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fricking annoying, that's what you are.

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Thorin: I'm trash. Bilbo: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Thorin: Thorin: You smooth motherfucker. Thorin: And yes it does.

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE SOLD YOUR SOUL TO BAGGINSHIELD

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Bilbo: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Thorin! Thorin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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tolkien fans on tumblr are u still out there!! like/reblog if u are im trying to find you!! <3

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Thorin: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Bilbo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Thorin: I said within reason, Bilbo. How about I murder that guy? Bilbo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Thorin: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Bilbo: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Thorin: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to work. Bilbo: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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