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Okay so here’s a modern day Paul Simon that gets you to groove while vacuuming.
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Okay so lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat; lather rinse repeat.
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Okay so you’re sitting in your apartment minding your own business and then all of a sudden you think the people downstairs are having a party because you hear this washed out music and it sort of sounds like you’re listening to music when you’re underwater; so then you open the door to tell them to turn it off because you’re trying to enjoy a nice chianti while catching up on your neglected pile of New Yorkers and Drake + Peter, Bjorn and John (it is now clear that the band is just three separate people) are standing at your doorstep singing a bunch of shit your ex wanted to tell you but he/she is too lazy and too rich to tell this to you in person so she hired famous musicians to do it on his/her behalf; you cry remembering the good times and forget to chew out your downstairs neighbors while polishing off the just-opened wine bottle.
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Okay so sometimes I am thinking it might be the right time to take this party to the next spot.
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Okay so if there’s anything I’ve learned about baile funk it’s that you should definitely not repeat the lyrics in polite company that understands Brazilian Portuguese; that said I sent this song to one of my coworkers with a disclaimer I had no idea what was being said and the translation she provided makes me wonder if I’m going to get fired for (accidental) sexual harassment.
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Okay so is there any more room in those jeans?
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Okay so you decided, against your best judgment, to challenge the best cup stacker to a cup stacking competition in a few months and this is what plays in the movie version of your life as you train to defeat him/her.
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Okay so you’re the first person to take a ballston of opium and become a human cannonball and this is what plays in your head as you soar through the air; inspiring awe and fear in the hearts and minds of the Sante Fe County Fair festival goers.
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Okay so you are practicing for a regional dance competition so you listen to this song on repeat on your phone while moonwalking on a moving walkway at your local airport, much to the chagrin of the other travelers.
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Okay so we gon’ be alright.
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Okay so your friend Katelyn is just talking your ear off about all this procedural shit like how she doesn’t want to go to her real job, and how she has to return some punk ass shoes, and how she’s a megalomaniac but then she mentions she’s a Weekend Millionaire and you’re like, “whoa, okay, I’m intrigued now, I wasn’t that into hanging out with you but since you’re rich I guess you can buy me Coldstone whenever we meet up” but then you realize that ‘Weekend Millionaire’ is probably an artsy way of saying this shit is imagined and you go back to telling her to shut up and finish her soy latte.
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Okay so you just stole a Volkswagen Beetle convertible and decided to do donuts around the Eiffel Tower with it around 2am but then felt bad about all the markings you left so you stayed up until 5:30am washing away the tire tracks with your best friends so nobody would notice by sunrise.
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Okay so when we get conquered by a consortium of alien civilizations they're gonna blast this in the mineral mines they make us all work in (except Waldo, Sango and Vic Mensa, they’re exempt) to keep us amped and remind us of our inferiority.
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Okay so you and your friends spend a few weeks practicing a choreographed dance that involves lots of air instrument playing and shuffling who gets to stand in front and you decide to do an impromptu performance at your neighborhood flea market and you put out a hat and the audience doesn’t really have any money to give you but they instead donate a bunch of trinkets you end up adding to your costumes the next time you perform the dance at the flea market and you repeat this for a year until all of you are in like, fuckin’, feathered earring and tribal bracelet armor.
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Okay so it turns out you’re a mutant (X-men connotation, not like fuckin’, green eyed or whatever) and your superpower is the ability to shoot an unlimited supply of trilby hats at your friends and foes alike by flicking your left wrist and to give people instant buzzcuts by snapping your right thumb and middle finger.
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Okay so all your favorite video game characters decided to have a dance party and you managed to get on the guest list so you stroll past Toad the bouncer and end up spending the night having a cabbage patch-off vs. an army of Shy Guys.
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Okay so this is the track that backs you as you dance for spare yen on a 5:30AM (GMT+9) Tokyo subway that you later end up blowing on cheap beer at a karaoke joint with a stranger you met on your travels, who, at that precise moment, you think is the love of your life but actually will never reappear by the time you make it to Osaka.
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