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Zelo Instagram Story

#he really did that #my heart

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6IswxthF2p/

#!!!!

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This city needs a new hero

#THIS IS SO COOL

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the zodiac signs as wholesome things i've heard dude-bros say during my time in college:

Aries: "Yo, you want me to sing the Heat Miser verse?"

Taurus: "March madness more like dork madness"

Gemini: "I just had a thought: if we have hamburgers and veggie burgers, then why aren't grilled chicken sandwiches called chicken burgers?"

Cancer: "Once I had four biscuits then I ate one and had three."

Leo: “So I’m there, man juices are dripping down my chest—”

Virgo: "It is my American right to kink-shame our president."

Libra: *watching the Super Bowl* "Man, I don't know anything about hockey."

Scorpio: "Once I finish this meme we're getting dinner."

Sagittarius: “Dude, what if I was allergic to chicken?”

Capricorn: “One air pod in? Swag.”

Aquarius: "What's masculine about a pineapple?"

Pisces: “Are you gonna rapidly cook your ramen in that ceramic bowl?”

#zodiac #the signs as #college #quotes #bros #im proud of collecting these wholesome bits #so here have them in a consumable fashion #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces

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All these Loki stans really do be going bat shit fucking crazy over one .3 second video of Tom hiddleston faceplanting into a mat, huh?

#loki #tom hiddleston #avengers #thor #guys please calm down #also before yall go all defense on me this is a friendly jest

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me: i’m just gonna devote today to writing. really just knuckle down and get a lot of writing done just write up a funky little storm of writing

me:

#whoops

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look essential oils are great and can have helpful aromatherapeutic effects but do NOT BAKE LAVENDER PEPPERMINT CITRUS TEA TREE AND WHATEVER-FROM-MADAGASCAR INTO YOUR BROWNIES TO SUBSTITUTE FOR THE POLIO VACCINE!!

#istg if i see one more #essential oils #vaccines #cars rambles

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Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

#good movie #great movie #stunning fight choreo #esp that nut shot in the last one

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Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source

#hello yes

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This is my favorite leap year quote. 

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I AM SO DONE

job posting: “this is an entry-level position.”

also job posting: “Requirements: 10+ years’ experience in ________.”

#like WHAT #STOP #job search #what do yall want me to do #i know i can swing my college experience but thats only 4 years first of all #this is Frustrating #i knew it would happen but im still mad about it

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Bull-dozer ❄️

#oh my god #dogs

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Acadia National Park, Maine

Surprisingly, I was the only car in the parking lot at the peak of Cadillac Mountain for this “sunset” a couple nights ago. A little rain scared all the tourists away and I had it all to myself. Looks like just home.

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#acadia #setting #national park

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Acadia National Park

#acadia #setting #national park

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on a scale of 1-12, how yongguk are you feeling today?

#bringing this back bc i am a hot #2 right now

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happy thanksweenie!

instagram @stefanieshank

https://stefanieshank.bigcartel.com/

#I LOVE HER