#< me when i stub my toe

[d3df1zh]

HIIIII!!! my name is clover and this is my intro post. i WOULD make an about page but i really don't want to bc im lazy keep reading if u wanna know thingz abt me bc this will take a while trust

okay so, i go by he/she/they. I am a minor and i don't know if i'll post a lot but i got some heavy fandom opinions i might share bc i get kind of passionately rage-filled at some things.

i'm also aroace!! interests!!! ☆ there's a lot so be warned

any colored, bold interests are ones im REALLY into so you dont get bored reading - if you havent gotten bored already

only bold interests are ones i adore but aren't fixating on at the moment my interests are ANYTHING cuphead related (casino cups, etc.), gravity falls, splatoon, idv (i dont play the game bc i suck but i love the lore + chars), undertale/verse, HORRORTALE ESPECIALLY, silent hill, rdr2, resident evil, lego monkie kid, jttw, any mythology really, scott pilgrim, heathers, coroika.. kind of?, tmnt (2012 & 1987), white day; a labyrinth named school, the path (videogame), sonic, FNAF, madoka magica, serial experiments lain, MY OCS!!! (I HAVE DOCS ON ALMOST ALL OF THEM PLEASE ASK ABOUT THEM!!!!), um jammer lammy, hollow knight, fictional horror, PETSCOP, luna game, cookie run kingdom, REGRETEVATOR!!

i have more interests but they're more minute so its unnecessary to name ALL of them also theres already a fuck ton of text soooo ! oh i also like making my own versions of aus (especially problematic ones or poorly written ones (ofc im not bullying any creators of aus by saying them and their creativity sucks, they don't suck, but some popular aus are just..... ugeeeeehhh. also some creators are bad people so they kind of deserve it. I just want to make a better space for fans of said aus.)) byf ☆

i am anti-sanscest, i find it weird, im sorry

i really do try not to be super mean in a rant/opinion but i will be passionate and stern about it

i am somewhat a spicynoodles anti? i just don't like it, im sorry ^same with purecacao

i make sexual jokes sometimes, not very often in public though

i block whatever and whomever i want /lh

i dog on mischaracterizations of my favs a LOT (or just mischaracterizations of any character) (staring at you 'horror' sans fans) (i'll made a small rant on my main abt the mischaracterization of horrortale sans and i'll do it again. it'll be on my queue and be way firmer stg!!)

if i accidentally interact while im on ur dni list, PLEASE feel free to block me! I like posts mindlessly so I don't often check dni lists unless i want to follow someone!

dni ☆

basic criteria, vivziepop supporters, hazbin hotel/helluva fans, dsmp/qsmp fans, zionists/pro-israel mfs, pro/comshippers, whitewashers or ppl who think blackwashing is real, i think thats it just don't be weird

that might be it, i'll freely edit this if i want to make any changes!! :3 hope i can make some quality content (i will not)

#intro post #introduction post #introduction #i dont wanna clutter peoples tags so i dont think ill put a lot of fandom tags in here??? #idfk #number one cala maria lover #number one baroness von bon bon lover #number one hilda berg lover #i love cuphead women so silly #i really need to shit #sorry tmi #ik its not funny but im not funny so like?? #what do you want from me #lmk #cuphead #the path #oh my GOD my room stinks #eeeaauuugh' #< me when i stub my toe #hahahhaha funny #i really got nothing right now #cannot be funny #i swear i can be just not right now #me when i lie #im sorr #“op r u okay” NO!!!!!!!!! #anyway be my friend/mutual i love you goodbye #mwah

[tangeringe]

EYESTRAIN / DISTURBING IMAGERY？WARNING⚠️

Blueprints ( @lyss-butterscotch )

#art #rw #rain world #five pebbles #rw iterator #rw art #eyestrain #I love it when disembodied hands start planning out operations on me #it’s so amazing #anyways he better not make me stub my toe again #(he didn’t do anything I’m just blaming him for all my life’s issues) #lyss pebbles abuse

[shitpostingkats]

OKAY SO, I remembered something very funny that I need to share because I refuse to let it die

So basically, around the time Vrains was airing (I think), people started to meme on Lightning because he was basically the catalyst for most bad things in Vrains. So everyone started a trend of "Blame Lightning" for every bad thing that happened in Yugioh.

Like the whole thing with Domino City blowing up? Blame Lightning! Yami Yugi losing his memories? Blame Lightning!

I just wanted to share this little thingy because I can and want to

This is like my in-joke that the first item in every one of The Stars Of Iliasters plans is to kill Jaden. Wanna end humanity? Kill Jaden. Card game getting too popular? Kill Jaden. Coffee machine in the break room broke? Kill Jaden.

Both these jokes are hilarious, because there’s exactly one person in canon who is responsible for 100% of the things that happen in all the yugioh shows, and that person is Seto Kaiba.

#thank you for sharing this important fandom tradition with me #I’m gonna start blaming Lightning when I stub my toe #yugioh #yugioh gx #seriously WHAY WAS PARADOX IN VENICE? To kill Jaden. It’s that simple. #Why did the crimson dragon go out of its way to save him? Because the stars wanted to Kill Jaden #gx #ygo gx #yugioh vrains #ygo vrains #vrains #lightning vrains #seto kaiba #domino meme the little domino is being butthurt about losing a cardgame. big domino is every yugioh show. #asks #answered asks

[kingkatsuki]

Do you ever think about the pet peeves you’d have if you were dating your fave?

#like I know Bakugou would leave his gauntlets anywhere around the house #so I’d accidentally stub my toe on them or have to hoover around them #and he’d always tell me that he’ll move them in a second but he doesn’t #Shindou leaves the loo seat up every fucking time #and then he mocks me when I try to complain to him about it #Kiri always tries to cuddle or get into bed filthy after a bush patrol day #like I’m talking covered in soot from Bakugou’s quirk or sweat or blood #and he just whines and says he’s sleepy he doesn’t wanna shower #so I end up having to run a bath for him at any hour of the day

[steampoweredskeleton]

Ignore

#delete later #in typical birthday fashion i am now exhausted snd overwhelmed and battling a meltdown #i stubbed my toe and now cant put any fucking weight on it #im exhausted from performing appropriate birthday excitement. i dont think i understand birthdays correctly #to me the only relevance of ppls birthday is that i can show that i care about them and give gifts that make them happy or #spend time with them. other than that its just a day. in my head my birthday is just a day but it's a day rhat im expected to be #ecstatic over. i dont understand that. i spend the day worried im not feeling the correct feelings or displaying them right #and worried bc the normal day routine is broken and im anxious bc i don't know what will happen #too much uncertainty. abd rhat anxiety makes me feel guilty. but at the same time bc to me birthdays are avout showing the #person that you care. if everyone ignored it i would start to assume they dont care. idk how to fix my brain on this #at least its only once a year. plus the whole still being alive at 24 thing freaks me out. so when i inevitably have my #meltdown or shutdown it comes with not fun things #i get the same way at christmas except its slightly more socially acceptable for me to hide at christmas. #meltdowns make me angry abd emotional so i know im being a bitch in my head but logic is hard so im just upset and angry #and confused on how im supposed to feel and act. i fucking hate my brain. #i have ordered good comfort food abd have weighted blanket abd new piercing. life is okay #i dont want to see mu parents this weekend but it will be what it will be. im so fucking tired

[veryconfusedunlabeledguy]

personally, i like my men disheveled and bloody 🥰

#fun fact while i was doing this i had to go get something in the middle and on my way there i tripped and almost fell over #i then stubbed my toe kind of bad #i had other things to do outside of this and did i do them? nope! #me and my knack of making people look ~almost~ right when i draw them #vince dunn #the vincess #hockey fanart

[omtai]

the past 30 seconds just did irreperable damage to my psyche

#got too crazy with it and pepe scratched the fuck out of my face and in the chaos i fell off my bed and hit my head on the desk #and banged my knee on the floor and when i got up i stubbed my toe #bro got me with a quadruple combo #and now i have this gash on my forehead that keeps bleeding 😭 thank god for bangs

[britneyshakespeare]

i hate that i've been complaining about everything in my life lately but if you're a frequent reader of my personal posts (side note, if you are: why. also i'm sorry) but if you remember earlier this week on tuesday i slipped outside and hurt my knee. i didn't end up seeing a doctor about that bc they literally had no openings when i talked to the secretary she was like i am so sorry sweetie. we can't take you for the rest of the week and i was like oh. and after a couple days it didn't hurt sooooo much although i think the limp ive been walking w has not been doing me any favors. but now today especially (? for some reason) BOTH of my legs were really hurting. i'm wondering if that might somehow be related to me getting my period today bc sometimes. you know how period pain can just end up wherever it wants. but then around 8 o'clock today i stubbed the SHIT out of one of my toes and i think i might have injured it (? i dont think it's broken but i cant stand on it and it's been hours). this is my left foot and the knee i hurt on tuesday was on my right leg. i am literally limping on both sides of my body now and i cant stand or walk.

#shout out to me being irritable with my family. sowwyyyyyy #EVERYTHING HURTS WHEN I TRY TO MOVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE #i dont know if i can handle seeing people tomorrow and it's Literally Christmas #i told kaily i wanted her to carry me to my bed earlier like im a little kid who fell asleep in the car and she said no :( #sisters are USELESS #tales from diana #menstruation cw #injury cw #maybe i shouldve gone to urgent care or the er about my knee earlier this week #i was starting to think i didnt seriously injure it but now im having doubts? or maybe i walked on it too much yesterday #i really was doing WAY too much walking yesterday but i kinda couldnt help it #my adhd body Wants To Move all the time even when i know i should be taking it easy #thats always been a problem w me whenever ive needed to limit my exertion. i just want to wander and fidget #i have a hard time staying still it makes me feel insanely unhappy #theres no better way to describe it #but i cant. move. now. sooooo #i dont know if i mightve broken my toe or not but its kinda swollen #how common is it to break a toe really? theyve got. theyve got a lot of little tiny bones #i dont know id think its more common to break a toe if you crushed it under something #i stubbed it. REALLY hard. like harder than even a normal really bad toe-stubbing. #i dont know. i dont know. i dont know. #can i have a wheelchair for christmas just for like a week at least #and get someone to carry me up and down the stairs?

[d3l3t3d-deactivated]

meow

#realized/had an epiphany today that so many of the traits my abusers have condemned me for are the same traits that my friends and family #love about me #im weird and funny and slightly insane #i will threaten to reanimate steve jobs so that i can kill him again and yell at cars driving in the bus lane #i will burn my breakfast and give a dollar to a person on the street and yell PENIS PENIS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT when i stub my toe #i will cover myself in fake blood from target and pretend to be a serial killer to and EDM song because i think it’s funny #i will quote webshows me and 5 other people have seen and i don’t care that you don’t wanna watch it with me #i will interupt people by mistake because im excited to talk to them and you won’t be there to yell at me #i will buy the expensive treat for myself because you aren’t there to steal it from me #i will watch that horror movie and play thay horror game because you arent there to say im gross and depressing for liking it #i will make a fucked up meal with microwave rice and canned beans because you arent there to tell me im a terrible cook #i will fuck around with my makeup because you arent there to tell me i’m bad at makeup #i will thrift for crazy costumes and style crazy wigs because you arent around to steal them from me #i will make new friends because you arent there to tell me you don’t like them so i shouldn’t hang around them #i will keep leading with kindness and not shit talk people i don’t even know just because they give you ‘a vibe’ #don’y you dare ever take away my claws and clip my wings again im a weird monsterman and i like it that way

[fictionalcharactersrbetter]

#life #tumblr polls #hyperspecific poll #I remember when eight year old me said fuck for the first time #I stubbed my toe on a brick in my yard #it felt like I unlocked a new level in a video game #my purpose in life had been created

[iguessitsjustme]

I have regrets

#do not go into the mdl comment section #i should know better and yet #i have seen some truly horrifying things this night #and i know it's for a show that i am not a fan of #but my concerns are about how casually racist and lowkey homophobic some of the comments are #without any self awareness about it at all #saw someone say that the writing sucks but that's fine because you can't expect good writing out of thailand because it's a small market #and i'm just like pARDON me??? there is AMAZING writing coming out of thailand #just because you watch shit shows doesn't mean they're all shit what in the absolute shit is that? #if i was feeling feistier i would call them out on it #but i used up all of my fight earlier at work because [redacted] department sucks and i hope they get told off #for screwing over me and my coworker who doesn't seem as annoyed as i am but now i have no energy #but that's some shit to just casually say you won't ever expect good writing out of thailand #when uwma and bed friend and triage and 1000 stars and so many more exist #and that's just bl so what the fuck are you going to write off an ENTIRE country saying they can't write? absolutely the fuck not #i hope that person stubs their toe and then right when it starts to feel a bit better they stub it again #i hope their pens always have barely any ink so they have to struggle to write anything #i hope they never get to have wonderfully delicious thai food ever again #and they can only ever eat midwestern casseroles that are more jello than anything else #oh these tags are long oops i guess i'll end my rant here

[sillywillylittleguy]

UHHH.. K, now what????

#me when i stub my toe when im in a good mood #angst #i dont make sad art normally... #what do i do now? #uhhh #good tag #:3 #im a minor #FRICK THIS IS THE SKETCH #UHHH #IFORGOR

[deus-ex-mona]

why can’t this week just end alreadyyyyyyy

#rant about the week incomin’ in the tags bc ‘complaining’ is my unofficial middle name #this week has *not* been my week so far and it’s only wednesday morning #my horrible week commenced on sunday night when i was unable to sleep bc my pillow was oriented wrong #thus i had a grand total of 1 hour of sleep which was not very poggers tbh. so i tried to sleep on the train but… #the guy next to me??? kept swaying to lean on my shoulder??? so i hunched over to avoid physical contact but he just landed on my back?? #so that sucked balls. i kept having to wake up to push him away with my bag and then trying to go back to sleep. #but then!!! just as i fell asleep after one such instance!!! the guy’s phone alarm went off????? like?? why???? why would you set an alarm?? #we’re on a friggin train mannnnn!!!!! why did you have to set an alarm????????????? #and ofc when the dude finally alighted (and i was asleep) he just *had* to jab me in the side with his elbow when he got up. ಠ_ಠ #so that’s how i knew the rest of the week was gonna be just ✨peachy✨ #anyways manning 2 workstations (+ 1 bonus ‘mini’ workstation) on 1h of sleep isn’t very fun. esp if you’re incompetent af like me #and ofc there just had to be problems too. like the printers couldn’t print (and the systems crashed everytime i tried to print something) #and this sample running software kept closing itself in the middle of running samples so that was a pain to deal with #and tuesday (yesterday) wasn’t much better. in fact it was ✨worse✨. none of the 2 workstations could get started till like 10am and aaaaaa— #to make matters worse i had stubbed my toe so badly in the morning that my skin tore. so walking was ✨much pain✨ as well :( #and ofc yesterday had to be the one day where i had to walk back and forth an unnecessarily high number of times >:( sadded #and ofc they *had* to have an hour-long meeting about something or other towards the end of the workday when i had yet to eat my lunch >:( #(fell asleep during the meeting though bc it was boring as balls whoops) #and i could only take a half-hour break after that >:((( i wanted my full hour dammitttttttt #and ofc it was raining when i left and ofc it took like 25 mins for me to hail a taxi on this booking app bc i didn’t want to take the train #and ofccccc i misheard the taxi driver when he arrived and he roasted my chinese speaking skills. and ofcccc we were caught in a traffic jam #(i had a really nice hour long nap in the cab though so thanks traffic jam) #and thus ended my terrible 2 past weekdays. i’m drained af and it’s *only* wednesday morning????!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i’m mentally looping anzu no uta (imascg) to cope. ‘nu-uh i don’t wanna work’ so true anzu #i just wanna sleeeeeeep and wake up this weekend or sth idk it’s too early in the year for this #it is suiyoubi my dudes #may spam self-rb my monster-length character image/gif posts later to cope. you have been warned

[m1zukam3dian]

Man is malding fr

(This is the original clip, do whatever you want with it)

#ᵗᶜʰ... AAAAAAAAAAAA #you good bro? #I'm going insane #Me when I stub my toe #The eng VA just went all out #inazuma eleven #kazemaru ichirouta #nathan swift #dark emperors #Man has no business sounding this violent #Posting original video which was meant to be posted yesterday but I got too tired

[mycological-mariner]

My brother’s just left. Not feeling great bout it, perla because yes he’s my brother and I’ve missed the fucker, mainly because he’s just left with an infected leg.

Couple of days ago he had to change the dressings on it. And I’m thinking it’s a cut or a nasty scrape like he’d said. So, as Im cutting squares of bandage (already kinda sus for a cut), he rolls up his pant leg and There. There is a chunk of flesh missing. Boy had a hole in his flesh and was like “Just a cut that got a little infected, no worries!” YES WORRIES. I HAVE MANY WORRIES WHY IS YOUR FLESH GONE, WHITE BOY????

#it has to be a family thing #’oh don’t worry it’s just grievous bodily harm!’ #- every person on my mother’s side (including myself) #like BOY. you are missing FLESH. that is a hole I can stick my finger into! #and I’ve got a strong stomach I’ve been chopped up plenty times myself #but. when it’s your little sibling. and it’s clearly not been treated or allowed to drain #he’s training to be a medic and a part of me was like ‘you better learn from this son’ #chriiissssssst #he refused to take any of my pain meds and I finally got him to take a bottle in the end #it’s 100% some sort of family thing #dad’s side of the family stubs their toe and they languish in bed for a week like a sick victorian #‘no worries!’ oh fuck off #it’s looking better now at least #but still.

[salsflore]

im not sure if you care much about lore & theories but I found a theory about childe possibly being connected to phanes and I immediately thought of you : https://twitter.com/monocearos/status/1708537923875061917?t=ghp4GD2oB42tMFkGD6htAw&s=19

OMG HI i will be honest with u i’m not usually interested in lore/theories unless its directly concerning the chars/nations i like but this is about Childe so ofc i would ... thank you i love you for thinking of me BUT this is also embarrassing in its own way. anyways this is us now. as thanks ↓

actually thougj!! i saw this thread while otw home and i teared up a bit while i was reading it. i’m just soo overwhelmed with love (and unnecessarily emotional) for his everything and i’m so enamored. intrigued by all the new things i continue to learn about him. so i ♡ reading threads like these sometimes, its just nice to know more :3

#i feel ill when people say they think of me or see me in stuff. like REALLY? what would you do if i hugged you forever. thank you #this reply took me 10 yrs to write bc i stubbed my toe. horrendous #﹒﹒mailbox #﹙sender﹚: anon