#@sr please do NOT do this

[lalalaugenbrot]

wo wir schon bei absurden Geisterszenarien sind... ich brauche einen Freaky-Friday-Tatort, in dem Adam & Heide unfreiwillig die Körper tauschen: Leo wird auf der Arbeit ganz wahnsinnig, weil "Adam" sich neuerdings aus allem raushält, jede Konfrontation scheut, Arbeit wegignoriert — und dann kleidet er sich auch noch so seltsam anständig; derweil dreht "Heide" vollkommen auf, chillt morgens um 8 im Satinmorgenmantel und mit Kippe am Pool, lässt sich tätowieren, färbt sich die Haare lila; wenn Leo sich nicht gerade über "Adams" neue Arbeitsmoral ärgert, muss er sich aber umso mehr wundern, dass "Adam" ihm neuerding ~Avancen macht, aber auf seltsam keusche und altmodische Art und Weise, jeden Tag bekommt er kleine Komplimente, irgendwann lädt "Adam" ihn sogar zum Essen ein, sie gehen ganz romantisch bei Kerzenschein zum Italiener (das alles natürlich Heides Versuch, die beiden endlich zu verkuppeln), aber irgendwie funkt es nicht so richtig, Leo kann mit diesem veränderten "Adam" einfach nicht so viel anfangen; als anständiger Typ fährt er ihn aber natürlich trotzdem nach Hause und verquatscht sich schließich mit "Heide" an der Haustür... komisch, diese neue "Heide" mag er richtig gerne, dabei konnte er mit ihr bisher nie vielmehr anfangen, als man mit der Mutter seines besten Freundes eben anfangen kann, aber jetzt... er traut sich kaum das zu denken, aber da ist fast so etwas wie ein Knistern? dabei hatte er noch nie etwas für ältere Frauen übrig, aber das hier... das ist??? Er fährt lieber schnell nach Hause. Vielleicht spannt sich das noch etwas weiter, Leo und "Heide", die immer mehr Zeit miteinander verbringen... bis es irgendwann fast zum Kuss kommt, vorher bricht Leo aber ab, weil das einfach nicht geht und da beichtet "Heide"/Adam Leo dann, was los ist... Leo weiß allerdings auch keinen Rat, wie man den Körpertausch wieder rückgängig machen kann — also fragen sie Pia (wen sonst): die schlägt vor, dass Adam und Heide sich vielleicht einfach erst mal aussprechen, ganz offen und ehrlich — das machen sie dann auch, am Ende sehen sie ein dass sie sich beide lieb haben und brauchen und dass sie beide Roland überlebt haben und Heide bittet Adam nochmal wirklich um Verzeihung und schwupps, das war es dann vielleicht auch schon: Leo hat endlich Adam im richtigen Körper zurück und kann das mit dem Kuss zuende bringen und Heide freut sich ganz insgeheim über die neuen Tattoos und behält auch die lila Haare.

#tatort saarbrücken #spatort #crack #look ich bin ein bisschen unausgelastet was den spatort-dreh angeht :// #da passiert dann halt sowas #@sr please do NOT do this #das ist ein witz

[stjernfelt]

Bruce googling “Top Ten Clues Your Teammates Know Your Secret Identity” There was that post going around about members of the justice league playing “fuck, marry, kill” with Bruce Wayne in the mix, and, well.

#I know oliver is a millionaire billionaire too but he lost? gave away? all his money right? #I dont remember #justice league #batman #bruce wayne #oliver queen #green arrow #secret identity #dc comics #comic #fan art #my art #superheroes #I really am "how long much could it possibly be michael? ten dollars? with doing comics and fan art huh #also about the oliver being a billionaire millionaire if you know please do tell me but also know that I do not take any of this very srs #but I do love fun facts so

[isjasz]

Cherries, from fruit to pit. Atoms. The sun, every day. Worms. Mulch. Perspiration. The moon, every night. Me. You. 

Rebirth. 

The various cycles of life and death. 

<GoodTimeWithScar> fell from a high place. 

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EXPLODES THE DOOR ITS HSBB TIMEEEEE This is my piece for @minecraftbed's incredible fic "Gaussian Blur" in @hermitshippingbigbang :D

Go read it for the full context of the comic (and details if you can spot them!) heheeehehe I love it sm and had sm fun doing the comic! The concept is so cool and the feels are KSALDHTHRGRRHRH (please i have been losing it)

SO *grabs you by the shoulders and throws you directly at it* gogogogo 👉👉👉👉👉

#dddaily4sherin #day 212 too YIPPEE #hermitshipping #scarian #desert duo #hermitblr #my art #comic #HSBB 2023 #i am srs i am throwing you towards the fic like hurling a brick DO IT NOW #also rain my beloved i found a new way to draw it and experimented with it a bit here :D #this event is so fun i swear. ty to all the mods AND THERE'S MORE TO COME SOOONNNN #also toby no crocs L #also*2 the shipping is there but its really more of a “almost but not quite what are they romance” as the tags say in the fic #its such a perfect description LOL #scar please not the goddamn basement

[legendoftherisingtide]

i am so sorry for the trans folk living in the uk. no matter if you’re fully transitioned, an adult, a minor, this has affected you and i am so so sorry. i know how scary it is right now and this shit has not made it any better.

trans people all around the world see you and hear you. in fact, even non-trans people, allies, professionals, people out of the community, all see you and know how wrong this is.

The world is not all against you. Please believe that there is hope. Because there is. Please keep yourself safe and please take care of yourself to the best of your abilities. You breathing is proof that you deserve to be here. You deserve to be here. You truly do.

Please. Be as okay as you can be right now.

#this post is meant to be a reminder to stay as safe as people can #I don’t know who this will reach. or if it will do anything at all #but i hope it reaches someone:) #I also tried to use the least triggering language possible but if it comes off as anything please tell me /srs #transphobia #tw transphobia #cass review #cass report #trans #trans rights #<- I don’t want to flood with negativity. but I’ve seen stuff being tagged like this so I will

[risetherivermoon]

I usually wouldn't make a post like this, but I'll preface this by saying I'm happy for Zar, that he's decided to repost his works and that he feels comfortable in doing so. He is an amazing writer, and this fandom does not deserve the stuff he has done for it.

What I don't want to be seeing is people saying shit along the lines of "I have to download all the works now in case they get deleted again!" It's just downright disrespectful, the works are made by a person. Remember that, with any fanfic in general, Zar is a person. He made those works for free, and it's all within his right to take them away again. You are not entitled to being able to see these works and Zar does not owe you anything.

Zar deleted his stuff for a reason, just because they are back up doesn't mean you get to ignore that it happened, learn a lesson from this. The initial reactions I saw to him deleting the works were downright disgusting, you are consuming these works for free, you aren't allowed to complain.

If I hear anyone who follows me or who I am following making disrespectful comments about this entire situation I won't hesitate to block or unfollow, please think before you post something. There are people behind the text on your screen. This is basic human decency. Cyber harassment is real, and it is damaging.

We don't deserve the writers in this fandom if all we will do is treat them like machines. Learn from this.

#this is more of a serious post but i wanted to make it known i wont be tolerating that kind of behavior #i usually try to be nice about this kind of stuff but im tired of everything #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #dead gay wizards #marauders fandom #bizarrestars #theres a reason the comments are off on these works please shut up abt it #me ranting #sock /srs posts #if i have to disable comments on this post i will do so

[ruinationz]

tired: caine x pomni, in the sense that caine is trying to keep her there forever with his own malicious intentions (and pomni has given up entirely, probably on the verge of abstracting if caine will even LET her), or pomni is using the relation in order to escape . very bad. very ooc. what is wrong with you

wired: caine x pomni: in the sense that they both understand that they cannot be together forever and that's ok. they still love eachother so so SO much nothing can change that and are ACTIVELY working to help pomni escape in a way that she can bring caine with her.

sometimes they find themselves thinking "i want to be with you forever", then pausing and going "...when exactly is 'forever', really?". sometimes one panics over the idea of being abandoned and going back to square one all over again, or one of them abstracting, or some horrible event that will separate the two. but they understand that the shitty situation exists and is stopping them from anything further, and they're trying to fix it as best as they can. and even if they do part one day (in the case that caine is unable to, somehow, come to the physical world), who cares? they'll have one another in their hearts, holding their memory close for as long as they live

then again it's 8 in the morning, im half-asleep, and have no idea what im doing

#ask 2 tag #i dont know im seeing a bit of art where pomni is sad and has genuinely given up and allowed caine's whims and “malice” on her #(very ooc #really #its so gross #oh my god stop it) #like really ive seen it im gonna keep it as vague as possible #but like... gross? he would never do that #i might just be crazy (fixated since the january teaser) #but he is NOT the guy to willingly harm someone #yeah sure i need to admit the relation is messy considering blah blah 'le wacky web god and the human soul that got dragged in by something #that we arent sure of yet' but making it straight ABUSE? you're weird! #please block me if you do that...so srs #the amazing digital circus #tadc #showtime #flippy.txt

[mysteryposter]

happy lesbian week of visibility

(original)

#nayarts #my friend did this with some of her ocs and it made me laugh so i yoinked it cuz it's soo v2flayer coded #v2flayer #ultrakill #ultrakill mindflayer #ultrakill v2 #back on my weird rarepair bullshit #i need to draw them srs umm. i have ideas im just lazy and i got too many projects going #but i have some headcanons relating to post 4-4 big grin #also ignore the fact i change the way i draw them and their colors slightly every time i do shut up #please help how do draw v models

[punkeropercyjackson]

Luke/gods stans often say Percy would have a daddy kink and want a dom because of his 'd*ddy issues'(hate that phrase but bare with me)but i feel like you guys are forgetting they can manifest in the opposite direction.I mean we are talking about the guy who acts more like Nico and Hazel's dad than Hades ever has so y'know i'm just saying,it's not like it's baseless

#BESTIES.IF YOU'RE NOT A PERCY FUCKER DON'T CLICK ON THIS YOU WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DO I'M /srs KDJSJDJDGDHFHG #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson smut #team dad percy jackson #team parent percy jackson #black percy #latino percy #autistic percy jackson #punk!percy #transfem percy jackson #bigender percy jackson #lemon #💌 #summerposting #ALSO THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY PLEASE #percy jackson x black!reader

[anonymouscheeses]

I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

#im making a fanfic of two and a half halos and the mc is Emily and it focuses alot on her and sera's dynamic #ill probablg send it here when im done. in 100 years because i havent finished a fic in 20 centuries #hazbin hotel sera #seraphim #hazbin sera #emily hazbin hotel #hazbin emily #hazbin hotel emily #emily seraphim #hazbin hotel #PLEASE DONT MENTION HAND PLACEMENF PLEASE /S #I WAS DRAWINF THIS AT 3 AM AND I KEPT BLACKINF OUT BUT I KNEW ID LOSE MOTIVATION IF I DIDNT FINISH #I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL I WAS DONE SO PLS JST- IDK. JST LOOK AT MY BABIES #i headcanon Sera as trans. for pride month i have the idea of putting every ship and character under their pride flags #sooo sera is gonna be covered with a trans flag and emily... also trans becauze everyone is trans becauze o said so #charlie is ALSO trans because i said so #i came up wit trans sera on my own(idk if it existed be4 but i jst thot of it and got all happy cuz she is so trans idc) but #i freaking love trans emoly and trans charlie so for a bit i felt wrong for hc so many characters as trans #rhen i woke up one day and was loke. yeah idgaf they all trans cuz theres not enoigh #like im not gonna ALAAYS depict them as trans except sera(she is 100% trans to me) i like the other hcs for fun. im so srs for sera i 💜 her #sera just wants to hug her huggable sister sometimes and thats ok! 💜💜 #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #*in stupid egg boy voice* i wish Sera would hold ME in her arms... 😔 #gave them snouts because i cannot deal with the no noses. it genuinely disturbs me. have yall SEEN velvettes side profile omfg 😨 #my babies... i just want them to be happy. why must there be sibling angst... they jst want to do whats right ☹️ #im gonna fight to protect Sera from spme of yall fr fr cuz she do not deserve to be SO hated. JST. JST GET TO KNO HER I SWEAR SHE COOL #like i get it. what she doin is wrong. but if you was in her shoes you know you would do the same dont even lieeee 😨

[alucardsathomewife]

Look who I got!

I love my pookie❤️

#alucard is currently free dw #alucard figure #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #alucard #hellsing fandom #figure #nendoroid #the jar #i will do anything just to get all 3 of what goodsmile gave us for hellsing ultimate PLEASE #srs #i have Alexander on the way so 2/3 #WHY IS HE ALWAYS SEEING ORANGE LIKE DOES HIS GLASSES NOT HAVE A CLEAR SETTING??? #im no longer sick #just a little burn out from socializing to much

[dragonknightcal]

Some Sacred Realm Incorrect Quotes to congratulate @trippygalaxy on 300 followers, so let's go!

SR Incorrect Quotes, sourced from my family <3

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Time: If she doesn't like you, then you're the problem.

Sky: You can't say that!

Time: Why not? It's probably true.

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*after defeating a monster*

Wind: YEAH! I TOLD YOU I'D BE THE WORST!

Twilight: Kid, I think you mean best?

Wind: *not unenthused at all* YES! I MEANT THAT!

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Wild: Look, Link. It's not about the glory. It's not about fame. It's not even about saving the world. It's all about the pottery we smash along the way. *hands him a pot*

Sky: NO-

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Wild: What are you eating?

Link: My regrets.

Worlds: Your regrets look a lot like pasta, if I'm being honest.

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Time: Ok, I'll admit it. That was a little clever.

Wind: YAY IM A LITTLE CLEVER!

Sky: Wind, that's not what he meant. You're very clever.

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SR belongs to @zelda-the-sacred-realm, go check it out if you haven't yet!

#loz #incorrect quotes #sr incorrect quotes #zelda the sacred realm #sacred realm #sr link #sacred realm link #sacred realm time #sacred realm sky #sacred realm wind #sacred realm wild #please do not tag as lu #this is a separate links meet au #zeldathesacredrealm #sacred realm twilight #sacred realm worlds

[aropride]

oh good we have 12 poll options

this post is PRO TRANSGENDER

#text #this poll is SILLY btw PLEASE dont do srs religious discourse on this post thank you #i know judas iscariot is gonna sweep this but from the little i remember from when i was xtian im kinda fond of peter

[umbrvx]

some more orv doodles

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #han sooyoung #yoo sangah #jung heewon #i am having ideas for smaller things like this faster than i can put them out please bear with me #despite this. i cant think of a full illust to do yet… </3 but im trying to buffer joke drawings with some srs mini paintings at least lol

[feralcorpses]

I’m sorry what, he kinda ✨SLAYED✨ tho- *gun shots*

Dude got ignored 😔

(The comment is on their community post where the poll was what’s your favorite gravity block)

(Feral POSTING ABT SHIPS!? unheard of, no srs I don’t think I have ever even mentioned ships on this blog until now-)

(Someone tag marsmarbles for me please they gotta see this, I have an irrational fear of tagging people ok-)

#mogswamp #theorionsound #oli orionsound #mogswamp and his yaoi problems #how do I tag this #guys help I only know how to tag fucking hermitcraft #esmp and life series #help #mcyt #lol can I call this old man yaoi #cause I am #old man yaoi #he got that rizz #gosh I hate myself for saying that 💀 #I feel like a certain marbles who’s obsessed with mogswap needs to see this #srs how do I tag these people #orionsound #I’m so lost- #SOMEOEN SAVE ME AND TAG THIS WELL PLEASE I DONT KNOW ANYMORE 😭 #mogsound #<- lol that should be their ship are since it just looks like mog has a problem with making random sounds and then people made a tag for it

[upsidedowneye]

#dan heng x reader #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #my polls #help I have ADHD I can’t make these decisions #And yes the SP!Reader is still in prison while DH is getting his found family :)))) #The dentist doesn’t know how this happened and doesn’t dare question it (they also really like his mouth 😏) #There is also the option of Dentist that Committed Crimes!Reader x Dan Heng (Not srs) #Dan heng just is whipped for people who (hopefully) know what they are doing regardless of what it is. #Please he needs a partner with a brain cell so that he can be a brainless **** and ****** ******** #DH: “Free them they did nothing wrong :(“ #Random Offical: “They literally killed 2 preceptors” #DH who inherited DF’s habits of 1) being nerd and 2) being attracted to people who could throw him on his ass in a verbal and actual spar #He prepares a debate for the laws he knows all the loopholes to (thank you past reincarnations) #But if all else fail the Express would break them out #^ Blade is being benched for the sake of the narrative. His version of ‘being able to beat his ass’ just turns DH off 😔😔

[natsukashii11]

Chat I’ve discovered that I have a hidden talent of making proship wanted posters if anyone wants one lmk

#/srs #proship #antis do not interact #proship interact #proshippers please interact #proselfship #proship safe #proshippers are valid