#‘i’m joking’ -the joker

[wilsonfrfr]

I love Impractical Jokers, I wish New York was real

#impractical jokers #joe gatto #brian quinn #sal vulcano #james murray #I’m funny laugh #New York #gay #homo #funny joke #ahaha

[leopardom]

i laughed

#there’s a joke about blowing (green smoke or the green man) here #i’m lame sorry #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #käärijä #jere pöyhönen

[toastymarshie]

Persona 5 brainrot be like

Anyways I love these two and maybe more memes coming

OG meme:

#persona 5 #fandom memes #ryuji sakamoto #akira kusuru #ren amamiya #joker and his many names #persona 5 joker #stupid meme don’t take seriously #pegoryu #can be seen as ship or not #can be seen as platonic or romantic #anyways stan them I love them #art #again this is a joke #I usually don’t trace meme images but I’m sleep deprived and in colle he #college

[dont-u-know-it]

In fear of sounding like a freak, I’m so normal about the way kris’ pinky fingers bend all funky-like when he’s waving

#I’ve literally been thinking about this for months #no joke and I’m only a little bit ashamed #joker out #kris guštin #kris guštin’s funky pinky fingers #<—(?????)

[betterthanbatman1]

How do you think jason would feel if the joker died in some random accident?

Okay, I had to think about this ngl.

He would definitely have mixed feelings about this.

Firstly, having the Joker dead is a positive, obviously. He could finally allow himself to be happy. Happy the Joker can’t terrorize anyone anymore and happy that he can finally live in peace without the constant dread that the joker is looming over him.

On the other hand, this complicates matters with the family. We know how much Bruce killing Joker would mean to him. Bruce killing Joker is killing his son’s murderer (ofc) but it’s also proving to Jason that Bruce did care about him and did love him. Because right now Jason thinks that his death was not enough and that he himself was not enough for Bruce to kill the Joker. In my mind, Jason lets himself get close because of the hope he has that Bruce still can fix his mistake ie killing Joker. But once Joker dies randomly, that hope is gone and then it truly is clear that Bruce didn’t care or love Jason enough to break his moral code. This kind of reminds me of the cycle of abuse and how abuse victims will stay with their abusers because of the hope they have that things will get better.

Then there’s also the fact that Jason himself deserves to beat the living shit out of Joker and watch as Joker dies under his hands. It would be very gratifying and therapeutic for him (and the readers, in my opinion)

Ultimately though I feel that Jason would be glad because now The monster is gone for good and there are much more positives because of that.

This is excluding the joker war and any possibility of there being different jokers because that’s just ridiculous

#Dc is always ridiculous though tbh #I’m sorry but the whole multiple jokers thing is just ridiculous #like I get that DC can’t permanently kill off a major villain #but this is just so tiring #And just after everything Joker has done.. he definitely deserves to die #Jason: I’m going to kill him!! #Bruce: NO! WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE??! #Jason: HE DESERVES TO DIE >:( #Joker: Joke’s on you I’ll never die #I’ll be honest ​I like Joker as a character :/ #like there’s a reason there are movies about him #He’s cool in a strange maniacal way #Imagine he dies like Eleanor from The Good Place- #like man just bends down and gets run over by a shopping cart 😭😂 #That would be amazing #Thank you for the ask! #it was very nice to think about this/gen #red hood #jason todd #batfamily #batman #Joker #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #character analysis #tw abuse mention #feel free to ask #oh shit I reached the 30 tags max #Red rambles

[sadpanda]

RIP Hermie the Unworthy you would’ve loved the Joker trailer

#crawling out of my 911 hole to post this and leave #so I’m sorry if someone already made this joke 🤣 #dndads #dungeons and daddies #hermie the unworthy #joker folie a deux

[wackyscreamswithraisin]

Misc Edits from varying months

#I hate writing fics I hate writing fics I hate writing fics I hate writing fics I hate writing fics #shitpost #courage the cowardly dog #freaky fred #ctcd #edits #screenshot edit #screencap edit #joker #I’m the fucking jokah baby I make fucking cool jokes /ref #i feel guilty about posting anything on here honestly I’m just going for it #// eye contact

[talxns]

SDVJOJGFHNN WHAT ISSUE IS THE BRUCE DANCING WITH MARTHA PANEL FROM???

hskgkdjd ok so i was doing some research on the idea of bruce never becoming batman and what his life would be like if thomas and martha were never murdered. and of course since this franchise is saturated like an undersea sponge there is canonical rep of this occurring one way or another. this page is from batman (2016) #45.

(spoilers below for the 3 issue long story)

we are shown a timeline where bruce’s parents are not killed, and so he’s just a rich guy not doing much to stop the rampant crime in the city (while being very creepy with his mom apparently).

joker gangs plague the city, dick grayson is batman (who uses guns and mercilessly kills anyone he finds dangerous),

jason todd is a tire salesman (because GET IT!? JASON TODD. TIRES. THATS HIS WHOLE THING, RIGHT!?)

tim drake works a boring desk job at one of wayne’s tech companies,

duke is an invalid, damian was never born, and selina is completely deranged serial killer in arkham asylum and only speaks through meows (why the absence of bruce wayne’s batman would cause this is left as an exercise to the reader).

this is all thanks to booster gold, who is trying to give bruce a wedding gift for his marriage to selina. he has gone back in time to purposefully save bruce’s parents from being murdered. he wants to show how much worse off gotham would be if he didn’t become orphaned/batman. booster gold explains this to this timeline’s bruce who says he always felt like something was “wrong” in his life.

but everything backfires pretty spectacularly when bruce destroys the time travel device booster gold was planning on using to reverse the whole thing. because. y’know. he’s living pretty fancy free and wants his mom alive so he can still hit on her i guess.

booster gold figures that if he brings selina kyle to bruce, he’ll… idk, have a change of heart because of the power of love.

well he brings selina over who immediately rips thomas’s throat out, and dick shows up to shoot selina, and in the scuffle shoots both her and martha, and then bruce shoots dick.

bruce’s mission then is to fix booster gold’s time machine so he can take him back to ten minutes before his parents were killed (he’s been training to kill both selina and dick!batman for this purpose). booster gold seizes the opportunity to take bruce back to 10 minutes before thomas and martha wayne were supposed to be killed (when bruce was 8), and forces bruce to watch thomas and martha be killed in crime alley. adult bruce promptly shoots himself in the head after witnessing it. what a romp for the whole family!

#meta #sigh #it just makes little sense #jason todd being a business man is weird #why would dick become BATman #you know batman has a reason he specifically became batman right #plus dick wouldn’t have the financial resources to become batman in the first place #i completely think he would have been killed by mobsters if he wasn’t taken by the court of owls #why would there be jokers everywhere if bruce wasn’t there to unintentionally create the joker (killing joke origin) #why would selina kyle become a deranged serial killer who only meows #anyways i’m going to crush this up and make something better out of it #if i ever get to writing it that is

[just-honey-dewd]

Someone dub this please.

#my posts #shitpost #batman #joker #batjokes #i’m serious if this joke hasn’t been dubbed before please do it

[taskuraketti]

#I’m only half joking #Gregor is on my shit list 😌😌 #joker out #bojan cvjeticanin #käärijä #very upset

[moreofthatdrowse]

can’t joker out take a hint? bojan was/is sick. žare seems to be sick. i am (sympathy?) sick. come on. get out of the studio. get some rest in time for božič. jesus christ.

#i am joking and yet i am not #i am writing this at three am in the morning because i am as mentioned above sick #can’t sleep for my fucking clogged-up nose #don’t think this is what alex turner meant when he said ‘now it’s three in the morning and i’m tryna change your mind’ #how can you tell i am sick? i wrote ‘three am in the morning’ #healthy me would never do a tautology like that #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #žare pak

[lunar-years]

NOT YOU HAVING TICKETS TO THE PARIS SHOW AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO ... that's so foul I'm so sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I literally have VIP TICKETS to the VERY NEXT show… bought before ttpd was even announced… after fighting for my life in multiple Ticketmaster queues… and then I had to cancel the whole trip 😭 top ten most devastating things that’s ever happened to me im serious

#worst of all Ticketmaster France hasn’t even opened up their resale so as of now I literally can’t even sell the tickets… #my seats will just be sitting there empty and I’m hundreds of dollars poorer I feel so bad 😅 #my joker origin story no joke #*you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me joke* #(except it’s not a joke 😭😭) #asks #ts

[leopardom]

This story has five chapters

Note: this is based on only some thoughts of mine about Damon Baker's photos of Kris. They are entirely subjective and this is just a try by my side to analyze the photos in a story-like way. I don't do that often and just scream in posts or in the tags but ✨emotions✨ are strong because of this story Damon is illustrating with the guys so I felt like giving this a try

Chapter 1: Kris

What a beautiful boy. He is young, only 24, and his features are still so delicate, almost as if puberty didn't hit him yet. He's not young only on the outside, he's young on the inside too. So young and so innocent...

But this world he lives in is putting pressure on him. He has to be a man. But he doesn't feel like a man, at least not yet.

However, he's trying to act like one. He's just a breath away from his middle twenties and his body is fully grown by now. It should be easy to be a man, right? He doesn't know the answer. Because society's pressure and norms are taking their toll on him. His body posture seems neutral at first glance, but his eyes are full of curiousness about something. Something that he has yet to discover and is dying to discover.

Then he looks at you straight in the eye and you finally see it. Sadness. Defeat. He doesn't want to be society's man. He want's to simply be young. A young boy that has yet to find out things about the world. And most importantly, has yet to find out things about himself.

So for a moment, there, at the corner of the room, he goes limb. He lets himself fall to the floor, he needs to do this. And he's sitting there, on his white loose shirt and his briefs, half top indicating his manly nature and half bottom showing his innocent side. The curious child inside him who doesn't bother to go pantless because that's harmless when you're so, so young.

A flower is there. He doesn't know what kind of flower that is, but it's beautiful and fresh. Fresh just like him. He picks it up, plays with it, let's himself feel it with his hands, talks to it, makes it his friend. The flower is pure, and so is he. So pure that he ends up putting it behind his ear.

And then he realises it. He's neither a man nor a boy now. "That's a girl!", that's what everyone would say. And he has learned that this is bad for someone born a male. This isn't good. It's sad. And the sadness is in his eyes, just like before. He pulls his knees close to his chest and loosely wraps his arms around them. He's trying to protect himself from the world's venom in a childlike way. However, he's not completely closed to himself. The curiosity is still there and he's making some room for it.

The flower and the shirt are gone. He's more bare now, yet still not completely. A cloth is wrapped around his head and glitter is surrounding his bright eyes, a step further into his experimentation. Now he's neither a man nor a boy, not even a girl. "He is like a woman!" that's what everyone would say. He knows it by now and he's used to it. His features were the first indication, his curiosity the second. He's used to this now.

But he's also tired of it because he's slowly realising who he is. And he wants a way out of the toxicity surrounding him. He wants to get rid of all these labels that are put on him with mean intentions. This is pressuring him and he's done with this pressure. He wants out.

He's breaking down. The anger, the frustration, all the tension that was building up inside him is getting out. He's silent, but his eyes speak volumes. If looks could kill, his would. If you dare get too close to him now, or open your mouth with vile intentions, he will snap at you. He's done with the bullshit. All he ever wanted was to just be himself in a way that made him feel good.

And then, in the middle of his breakdown, the water cascading over him and drenching him from head to toe... He finally finds his catharsis.

He lets the water wash away the angony and the negativity, all those things that have been clouding his mind for so long and were preventing him from being his true self. No one knows if water is the only thing that's covering his cheeks or if some of those dropplets are tears. But it doesn't matter. Right there, under the water, he's safe and he's getting freed. And the glitter around his eyes is still there and is shining.

He is shining. Shining so bright.

He opens his eyes, looks up to everywhere and nowhere. He knows.

This is not a man. Not a boy. Not a girl. Not a woman.

This is just a male with feminine feautures. This is a person who's been afraid to explore their identity, but not anymore.

This is a person.

This is Kris.

#joker out #kris guštin #emma is rambling #<- i've used this tag in the past but yeah that's it that's the tag now #if he ends up posting more pics after i post this i’ll @@@@@ him #(i’m joking i’ll just edit this whole thing)

[rosesvioletshardy]

THIS IS WHY | PARAMORE

#she’s in her joker era #i’m sorry that’s a joke #hayley williams #paramore #*gifs #mine.

[purecommemasolitude]

I think maybe it’s time to accept that kris is no longer my favourite member of the band. It’s now bojan’s eyo pants

#I have no idea why they have such a hold on me but I get excited every time I see them #also this is a joke(r out) it is still kris #but something about those pants man. I would kill for high quality images of them #also I’m so sorry for anyone who followed me for literally anything other than joker out it’s been a Day #og #joker out #…I feel bad tagging kris #oh well #kris guštin #bojan cvjetićanin

[ruffgem]

I really do love 80s pop so much it just took me like 2 years to fully heal from the wounds of only ever hearing the iheartradio 70s and 80s hits station while working at goodwill

#I’ve recovered for most of them but I have serious one sided beef with some of those fuckers for eternity #the Steve Miller band can go fuck themselves seriously if I ever hear the joker again I’m going apeshit not joking