#🌱 speaks

[rotten-dog-teeth]

You ever look at those really old, derelict buildings that have been falling apart for a long time, and have holes everywhere in the roof, with plants growing in the walls and the windows smashed in and just think "That's home." ? Yeah

#🌱 speaks #home #cryptidcore #gremlincore

[radwere]

valid reasons to be transid :

"I feel like the universe messed up by not making me x!"

"Not being x makes me extremely dysphoric :( "

"I wish my x was worse so people would take me more seriously!"

ALSO valid reasons to be transid:

"I just rlly like the vibe yknow!"

"I think x is super cool!"

point is all transid beings are totally valid no matter the reason behind why they identify like they do!!

#🌱 | jade speaks ! #antis dni #radqueer please interact #pro radqueer #transid please interact #radqueer #radqueer safe #paraphiles please interact #radqueer community #rq 🍓🌈 #🍓🌈 #rqc 🍓🌈 #transid safe #transid positivity

[chilschuck]

Hi its 8 am on a Saturday and I can't sleep but I had nowhere to put these thoughts!!!!!!!!

Need Chilchuck to sit in my lap so i can kith him. Not inherently in a sexual way but like. Him sitting in yr lap when you're a tall-man, kissing his lips, his face, the tips of his ears, whispering praises between each kiss that only his ears would pick up amidst all the sounds of the dungeon, or nature or whatever!! Need to thank him for keeping the party safe, tell him how good he is for sticking around, how nice he is, how he deserves a break-

Just. Need that little man. In my lap. Right now. Thank you 🫡 back to lurking your blog

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ I FEEL THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I DAYDREAM ABOUT SHOWERING HIM IN LOVE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. LIKE

having a break from the day to day tasks, you manage to convince him to sit in your lap. his cheeks turn that rosy color they usually do when he knows you have something up your sleeve, but he does it anyways. honestly, you can’t help it when he’s right here, so handsome and sweet and kind, how capable and important he is…

and you don’t quite realize it at first that your thoughts are spilling from your lips, punctuated by the soft kisses you decorate him with. on the tips of his ears and nose, his reddened cheeks, the corners of his mouth, ending the trail on his own lips with continuous warm phrases and words. “thank you for always keeping us safe,” you say, another kiss. “you’re so skilled, so amazing… you deserve this rest, these words, this love.”

he lets you, how could he refuse when he’s currently melting into a puddle within your grasp and feeling his body turn hot? you keep babbling, praising him and building him up until he just can’t take it anymore and grabs your cheeks, yanking you down in a kiss that shuts you up. it’s amusing to feel how warm his cheeks have gotten as he tilts his head, brows furrowed to focus on getting you to stop talking and give him what he really wants, already!

(divider by @/cafekitsune!! ALSO glad you’re enjoying lurking my blog!! you’re always welcome to put your chil thoughts here!!! hehehe <3)

#✦ lilia speaks 🌱 #୨ chilchuck my beloved ୧ #i need to both show him how loved he is but also drive him insane #kisses for chil always <3333 #chilchuck tims x reader #chilchuck x reader #dunmeshi x reader #dungeon meshi x reader #YOU GET ME SO BAD

[bunnwich]

TAKE YOUR TIME. Don't feel pressured or rushed to make content. It's not just "content" anyways, it's art. And it takes a lot of energy and time.💚

Just a lil reminder to myself and everyone else in the fandom since there's been so many good cards and content coming out lately. ;-;

Remember: It should be fun! I have many things I'm working on rn and it's a little overwhelming but one step at a time! - Savanaclaw Zine sketches - Yuuta's new Profile - Revenge Nukes on Dear Friends >:3 - Doodles for Asks - Leona's Spelldrive uniform We'll get there when we get there, okay??✨

#ren speaks🌱 #twst

[smallest-sunbeam]

Ghost Kid 🌱

Pronouns: no preference

Age range: usually a toddler

Likes: sunsets & sunrises, nature, cute animals, the smell of lavender, hiding, & thunderstorms

Dislikes: talking to people, having to take their blanket off, & things that remind them of trauma

Other random info:

• Often sad & anxious

• Does talk, but only to certain people (and even then only if really really necessary). Prefers to use AAC or just not communicate with people at all

• Very clumsy. Bruises pretty easily & is always covered in bandaids because they fall over a lot

• Pretty independent for such a small kid

• Cries very easily & pretty often

#Ghost Kid #sunbeams ageresona #agere #art #ageresona #agere sona #agere oc #age regression #age regressor #sunbeam speaks #sunbeams pics #sunbeams art #ghosts #🌱

[mondaymelon]

help the way that i want to interact with you but i'm scared for my sanity if i do

ahha

why whould you be scared

im

im not scary

im just silly ok iimsiiiillyyy .

#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧ #🌱 ⌗ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞 ! ♡ #qqq my head hurts and is lightheaded at the same time #idk whats up w me today #maybe its the mold i ate #but like earlier i literally could not feel myself speaking even thou i was #and now my head just hurts erally bad #its like im living inside a husk of a person as like a little parasite buggy thing which is a really strange feeeling #would not reccomend #tutorial on how to avoid: uhhhh dont eat moldy apples #okay #yes #be #bye

[girl-hobbit]

You’re officially the most mutuals of the mutuals (and so sweet?!!)

How are you unearthing all this old ass posts from my 5000+ posts blog

Anyway ily <3 have a great day

@ofdirtandbones

Aaaaaa hehe thank u!! :3

and yeah lol, im just very dedicated to the curating of my 🌿✨Aesthetic(™)✨🌿 to be able to find all the posts that fit the vibe of my blog 🤎✨(even ancient ones!! lol 😂)

Also:

<3

#ask #asks #ask box #mutuals #ofdirtandbones #🌱🦴 #← these are ur official “moot tags” #(that i use 2 sort my mutuals<3) #hehe :3 #my post #hobbit girl speaks #🌿 #silly posting :3

[frogchiro]

Hihi, me again I saw something where someone head cannoned that capitano was a abyss lector/abyss creature and because we know pierro is from keanrea’h (I’m not sure how to spell it) I thought maybe pierro and capitano would be close friends like if they use to be general and soldier or smth, that being said since they were close I think pierro would “share” his little wife with capitano on days where capitano has had a rough mission and his little wife would go check up on him, make him tea, help patch him up and stuff like that but now capitano is hopelessly in love with pierros wife.

- 🌱

hello 🌱! it's actually a very good and interesting point! i have a little headcannon/theory about capitano being a creature of the abyss or got corrupted by it like childe except that no one helped him in the times of need and ended up as an abyss being

but this has so much potential?? like you said, imagine that not only since they are coworkers now since they're both harbingers, but they also know each other from a long lost past life it seems only they remember so they formed a close bond reaching past the dry 'we work together' acquaintances

fem! reader, mentions of wounds and violence, slight cursing, mentions of possibly yandere! pierro, sad capitano noises, this is set in the handmaiden!reader au

so when pierro married his wife capitano was actually very happy for his friend, the white haired man was a lone wolf since he can remember, even with khaen'riah still standing he never seemed to care for settling down or even having a romantic relationship with anyone, so when pierro announced he was courting you, the tsaritsa's personal handmaiden and that her majesty actually agreed to his request capitano was indeed a bit stunned but he was also strangely relieved that his friend wouldn't be alone anymore

you were a good match for the lord jester, you were tough, knew how to handle yourself and had quite the personality, capitano sometimes got to observe you while you were out doing your archon's deeds; qualities that you simply had to have in order to work in your very peculiar line of work

but on the other hand you were such a kind soul that at first the harbinger was thrown off by it; sure you were still young, but your innocence and kindness wasn't really something he'd expected to see, especially in a potential spouse of pierro of all people

yet here you were, the lovely, proud lady wife of the director of the fatui sitting next to him, the capitano, fretting over him and patching him up after a recent minor battle with enemy forces; sure they were few in numbers but they were vicious fucks, managed to nick him on his forearm quite deep, black-blueish blood leaking from the wound, definitely not something you'd see often, but you weren't even a bit disgusted or frightened, surely having gotten used to your husband's *unusual* khaen'rhian anatomy

besides since before even marrying you, pierro gained a very specific habit of 'sharing' you, his little dove, with capitano; not in the way the man understood at first, even recoiled at the thought of doing something so vile like taking advantage of you in a sexual manner, but with a glare and gruff explanation from pierro it quickly became clear that the sharing had absolutely no sexual context to it, it was merely meant as a friendly act of services like helping him dressing wounds, patching him up after a rough mission, making him tea and sometimes keeping him company

capitano was understandably a bit miffed by the proposal, he knew about pierro's...well, possesivness of you, almost to the point of obsession, always keeping a watchful eye on you and basically growling the second he saw that kid-tartaglia was his name? come close to you to chat, but he couldn't really refuse, after all not only it was pierro who we're talking about here letting his darling little wife do simple acts of service for him but it also was an opportunity to let go a bit and *deflate* from his usual rigid posture, figuratively and literally

capitano couldn't really explain it but in your presence he felt calm, like he could breathe easily again and didn't need to carefully watch his every step as to avoid getting, literally, stabbed in the back

before he knew it, he started to enjoy these sessions with you. every time he came back with new wounds you'd freak out a bit and basically drag him to his quarters to patch him up before making him tea and continue fretting over him. since capitano could contort and shape his body at will, he'd make the wounds seem deeper and scarier than they were in reality since it would earn him a tiny gasp from you and although it would also mean a scolding too, it was still worth the feeling of your soft little hands touching his unnatural body...

yet what really bothered, and even scared the harbinger were the feeling he started to catch...dangerous feelings that could quite literally destroy not only his career, everything he worked for, but also his precious friendship with pierro...and you, someone he came to like at first before foolishly catching feelings

capitano truly felt pathetic; he thought he had seen and experienced just about everything, a seemingly fatal wound that would kill a normal man in the blink of an eye, the countless deaths, the cruelty of battle, the delicious smell of fresh blood...yet it all somehow paled in comparison to falling in love with you friend's wife

#kin speaks #🌱anon #interactions #asks #i hop you like it darling :)) #poor capitano is left pining after his friend's wifey #sad eldricht horror noises #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact fatui #fatui x reader #pierro x reader #capitano x reader #genshin impact capitano #genshin impact pierro

[banggyu0308]

Part 2 warning:smutty msub! nothing really crazy though

At exactly 8:34 pm, yn hears soft stuttering knocks on the door of her dorm. She open the door slowly, wearing nothing but her revealing lounge clothes. “Soobin..” she says with the slightest smirk “H-hi y/n” he says holding both of his backpack straps, doing anything to not look in her eyes. She just walked away from the door leaving it open. He gets the hint and walks in behind her and closes the door. She walks up to him as he clumsily steps back against the door, she reaches between his arm and his waist and turns the lock on the knob. “You forgot to lock it” she said with a cold tone juxtaposing her soft touch. Soobin’s mind started racing and he started to get painfully hard in his pants , never fully getting over the frustration from earlier. Next thing he knows yn is sitting on the edge of her bed staring at him “I don’t bite. you can sit, Soobin” he takes small steps over and sits even closer to the edge than yn did, backpack still on. She goes up to her knees on the bed and crawls behind him. “I’m pretty sure you knew we weren’t about to be studying” she said as she slips off his backpack, pushing it to the floor, exposing his neck and back.

She ran her hands over his nearly hyperventilating chest , feeling the warmth of his flushed body. “Wh~”yn cuts him off “Soobin, you’ve known me a long time. Right” “yea-“ he moaned as quietly as he could because of the feeling of her hand on his chest. “yes” “so you know the type of person I am, the evil shit I did to people.” Your hands snake through his hair and pull his head back “ you and your loner friends even joked about how much of a bitch I was. Meanwhile you cum in your hand every night fantasizing to the thought of me on my knees for you” his eyes are wide and he can’t seem to catch his breath at all, breathing through his mouth and covering his dick with his hands on his lap. you let go of his hair and slide down in front of him on your knees grabbing his thighs and moving his hands away . “Just like this?” you smile and peaked down to the tent growing in his pants “you’re not even in my room for 5 sec and you’re as hard as a rock, you’re so pathetic. But we both know this isn’t the first time you got hard for me. Right?” She started to unbutton his pants. “I’m not talking to myself. answer me or I’m going to kick you out and not touch you at all. And move your hands. I don’t like saying things twice” she said as she throws his hands off of his lap once more. “I - I’ve gotten hard to you before…just… just please don’t stop” he moaned out “I didn’t even get started yet”

she fully unzips his pants and stands up , soobins face now being at eye level with her chest. “All I did was undo the button of your jeans , and you’re practically begging me to fuck you. It would be laughable if it wasn’t so fucking desperate” she pulls his pants to his ankles and palms him through his underwear “is this what you’d do to yourself when you got hard for me? Go to your sad little dorm and cum into your hand imagining it was my mouth?” She slides his boxers down as his dick sprung out and hit above his belly button with a breathy moan from him as the cool air touched him. she did her best to keep a poker face at the boy’s perfect body “Or maybe you can’t even make it to your room and just end up painting the inside of your jeans “ his breath hinged and he’s eye’s started to glass over, ears and cheeks growing and darker shade of pink against his pale skin. “Wait … don’t tell me … you actually did?!? HAHAH you fucking loser! I can’t believe you ACTUALLY came to me without even touching yourself. You’re such a fucking pervert. Fucking disgusting” a tear falls from his left eye as his hips buck against nothing indicating the need for some kind of friction. “Beg me to help you” she grabs his chin and bends down to eye level with him , smiling at the fact she got him to cry. “Please yn… please touch me…you’re the only girl I’ve ever thought about in that way please, I need you so badly I’ll do anything you want please. I’m sorry about anything I ever said about you“she let go of his chin slightly pushing him as she does. “Get up.”She switched spots with him and sat were he was. “Sit” he nearly throws his body to the position she was just in in front of him “I’m not going to touch you , you’re gonna touch yourself like you have all those nights before … but I want to watch” she said as she slid off her pajama pants only leaving her with her underwear and and tank top. Soobin’s hand softly wraps around the tip of his dick and his whimpers get louder with every stroke, beads of sweat drip off of his neck and forehead causing his bang to stick to his face. She watched as her hand wrapped around his throat and pulled him in for a messy, starving kiss. Her hand snakes from the front of his neck to the back of his hair , pulling him so now he was face to face with her wet panties. He never did anything like this before so he just kissed the wet spot through her underwear and waited for her to pull them to the side. He ate slow at first and slowly started to get more disparate as he hears her moans for the first time, he needs to know what it taste like when she finishes.

He stroked his self harder as his hips try to fuck his hand “Thank you yn , you taste amazing” yn starts to shake and moan , easily loud enough for her neighbor to hear through the buildings thin walls and squirts on Soobin’s face and her legs “clean it” Soobin licks up her leg without hesitation. he whines as he paints his hand once more to the thought of y/n.

Both of you wash up and slide your clothes back on, you grab fresh ones. “It’s 2 am you can sleep on the couch if you don’t want to do the walk of shame so late” Soobin shyly smiled as you give him a pillow and a throw blanket “thank you” he said blushing , walking over to the couch. “Don’t flatter yourself, that’s the shitty pillow I grind against when I’m bored and next time bring a change of clothes and come earlier because next time I’m making your ass walk home in the middle of the night” she said as she was walking to her bed more tired than anticipated. Most people would have found what she said harsh but Soobin found his self smiling at the words “next time” and blushing at the fact the pillow he was about to sleep on had been between her legs before. That night he cuddled a little bit closer to his pillow than normal.

Sorry for the long post </3

~🌱

NEVER APOLOGIZE- MY FIRST ASK FROM YOU AND ITS FUCKING AMAZING????

THE WHOLE DIALOGUE IN THIS PART MADE ME QGSUXWGYUSVHJb

very much spoke to my slightly sadistic self ;-;

alright but the whole consented voyeurism/exhibitionism/soobin jerking himself off while eating you out WAS FUCKING INSANE I LOVE IT??????? HELLO????? Like bro- i was practically shaking-

#ada answers 💌 #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #soobin hard hours #soobin hard thoughts #soobin smut #adas anons <3 #ada speaks :) #anon 🌱

[rotten-dog-teeth]

I'm absolutely brainrotting over how horrific humans are

• We are not bipedal. We are quadrupedal. We forced our bodies out of shape just for the sake of going against god. Our legs are bent out of shape, our hip joints have been forced outwards at unusual angles, our spines - necks and backs - have been contorted into flimsey spring-like structures to support our poorly distributed amalgamation of flesh and bone, pur extremities have been elongated, compressed and re-framed to fit our new whims.

• We manipulated everything. Will said in that episode about the woman abducting yhe kids to try to make a family that as a survival instict, we have to bond with our captors otherwise we're breakfast. That's what we did to literally fucking everything. Animals are naturally scared of us. We think that animals are scared because they are ignorant, but they are scared because they are smarter than us because they see us for what we really are: abominations and monsters. They either get docile and cozy with us to become our companions so we dont kill them or they try to avoid us or hell even fight us but if they havent been domesticated then they're fucking dead meat. And cozying up to us is not a sure fire way of survival. We pick and choose who we domesticate. Dogs and cats, yeah. Rats and pigeons, we kill them or at the very least banish them. And even being domesticated is not a sure fire way of survival. We forcibly change their biology to be dependent on us and then routinely abuse or neglect them, or pit them against eachother, or ignore them, or "accidentally" let them loose to take another domestic's life. We are manipulators. We don't train animals, we manipulate them. We trick them into thinking we're safe, and don't let them realise until it's too late. Humans aren't the top of the foodchain. We're not the apex predator. We're humans. We're fucking horrors. And nothing we could ever come up with in any book, film, show, etc could ever come close to the horrific god-killing creation that is a human "being".

• We have such a comprehensive specrum and magnitude scale of emotion that our brains try to self-destruct to quell it. We feel too much love or care? Our instict is to crush/squeeze it to death. We feel too sad? Our instict is to tear ourselves apart piece by piece or just outright blunt force ourselves into peace.

• We are so fucked up that our brains actively come up with ways to supress, control or just outright kill us. On a high place? Our instict is to jump. See something sharp or hot? Our instict is to grab/touch it. Our brains fabricate fake threats to scare us into submission - phobias, anxiety, etc.

• Our bodies are so viscerally unnatural that we are alienated from every other living thing that we know of. Not one creature has a remotely similar body to us. Our joints are bent in freakish ways, we move unlike any other thing to exist, we communicate in a million different ways in a noise that nothing else can make. We are fucking disgusting.

• Our bodies try to self-destruct to prevent us from continuing to exist. We cannot successfully give birth most of the time without lots of medical help or even being fully split open and physically separated from the foetus by other humans due to our hip to head size ratio. We are the only creature capable of choking because of the development of speech.

#🌱 speaks #horrifying humans #humans are space orcs #cryptidcore #chaoscore #cw: implied suicide #cw: implied self harm #cw: swearing #cw: death mention #cw: anxiety mention #cw: birth mention #cw: abuse mention #cw: manipulation mention #cw: neglect mention #cw: murder mention #I have never had so many content warnings #on a post before

[sproutzai]

and if I speak too loud about chuuyas hand size they will strike me down with lightning .

#he can measure them against your abdomen and smile when his middle finger touches ur bellybutton ..... #i shant speak without permission. i shant. #🌱 idle #🌱 mumbles #hes just so big in every way except for height and you better believe hes using that to his advantage. #hornyposting™ #you can take this as cute though #eg holding hands with him and hearing him smile and joke because you barely reach the second third of his fingers #third bend *** #i have small hands so #especially if his are large #hed tease me a shit ton #🌱ᰔᩚ chuuzai #having to tag that bc i got self indulgent #all my posts like this have 0/1 notes mostly anyway

[chilschuck]

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ imagine pulling tall-man chil gently down to your level by his neckwarmer to press a soft kiss to his stubbled face, then one to his cheek, and letting him go like nothing happened. you don’t even look his direction after, just catching up with everyone else and leaving him flustering. so brain rotted rn

#✦ lilia speaks 🌱 #୨ chilchuck my beloved ୧ #and then his heads reeling and he’s left there like #holy hell. #chil get out of my head challenge #or at least start paying rent #chilchuck tims x reader #chilchuck x reader #just a little musing… #dunmeshi x reader #delicious in dungeon x reader

[bunnwich]

Like...how do you wear these sir??? 🧐

#twst #leona kingscholar #ren speaks🌱 #unless there's a strap

[smallest-sunbeam]

Another Ghost Kid drawing ^-^ except this time I also did a slightly festive version! Cos Christmas!

#Ghost Kid #sunbeams ageresona #agere #ageresona #agere sona #agere oc #age regression #age regressor #sunbeam speaks #sunbeams art #sunbeams pics #art #🌱

[astrowaffles]

HEY HEY HEYYYYY

MSBY and SA headcanons? I wanna hear ideas!

HEY GIRL

I've obviously seduced my mutuals using my enormous brain - ;) - and so I shall bless you all with more headcanons

(it took me about five minutes to remember who SA were because I completely forgot that the Adlers are the Schweiden Adlers. anyway)

ushijima has been assigned as hoshiumi's bodyguard to prevent hoshiumi from starting fights

sakusa decorates his hand sanitizers with cute stickers

hinata doodles on his shoes

all glass doors in the msby gym have huge posters on them so bokuto doesn't walk into them by mistake

kageyama won't drink water, only lemon water

meian has taken to bribing his team with cookies like "if you manage another five minutes of quiet, you can have a cookie"

hinata has been banned from staying after hours because he broke a window while being too enthusiastic

(Fukuro) Hirugami was Hoshiumi's gay awakening and Hoshiumi will never let him forget it

atsumu starts a fight with every sheep he sees

ushijima went vegan for a bit and wouldn't shut up about the virtues of lentils

kageyama thought he was going to "catch veganism" and so refused to work with ushijima during the vegan phase

sakusa has a dedicated breakdown corner that atsumu helpfully decorated with cat memes

hinata and atsumu made an msby banner that they hang above the adlers' changing rooms whenever they play against each other

hoshiumi blames msby for every minor inconvenience he experiences

I have more but this post is long enough 😭😭

These guys are my babygirls. and also MSBY 4 life <3

#astro speaks wonders #hq timeskip #haikyuu!! #msby four #schweiden adlers #msby black jackal #hinata shoyo #kageyama tobio #atsumu miya #sakusa kiyoomi #hoshiumi korai #meian shugo #fukuro hirugami #ushijima wakatoshi #bokuto koutarou #spring 🌱

[emmettsin]

one time i saw art of Kagamine Rin where she had multiple breasts like a cow and i think was nursing as well...CANNOT find the song for the life of me (title was in Japanese), but it's stuck with me ever since. and i've always thought to myself, now Emmett, you may be into some weird shit, but you are NOT going to be the multiple boob guy. it's just not gonna happen.

...

well

#and it's on 🌱 too so #you know i'm double going to hell lmao #emmett speaks #NSFTS