So the new Christmas photo. Teddy, sister Monica Joan and Matthew obviously looking into the camera.π₯π€£ The rest, engaged with each other. Lively pic this year.
Mushy wish you all a Happy Christmas and a healthy 2024!π€ΆπΌπ πΌπ
y'know what i say is that they uh the emoji makers are antisemitic for not making it so i can make the bagels different bagel types. Like how the people can be different skin colors? π§π»π§πΌπ§π½π§πΎπ§πΏ see how i have several diverse nonbinary poc draculas to choose from? A luxurious supply. And yet π₯― i am left to express only one plain bagel, cut and without toppings. I do not always, or even often, want to express a plain bagel. That's not my order, ever. I could accept plain bagel with lox, but this is just weak. I am not earnestly accusing whatever nebulous emoji authority exists of antisemitism, i should clarify this was hyperbole, i'm sorry. There may be some really deep-rooted antisemitism in, say, the various members of the multi-gender claus polycule, though, just in that the idea of having so many emojis specifically rooted to a christian holiday betrays a larger christian european cultural norm that guides these things, but that's a stretch and we both know it. For those curious, here are all members of said polycule: π€Άπ»π€ΆπΌπ€Άπ½π€ΆπΎπ€ΆπΏπ π»π πΌπ π½π πΎπ πΏ and these be the wee elf cuckolds who watch: π§π»βππ§πΌβππ§π½βππ§πΎβππ§πΏβπ
Finally worked my last shift before Christmas, so Iβm celebrating by sending you some Kinkmas asks πβ€οΈ
For the first one, I was thinking Dilf!Steve and tattoo artist!reader with the dialogue βitβs bold of you to assume I havenβt eaten my entire advent calendarβ βοΈππ πΌπ€ΆπΌ
Hope that youβve had a great day β€οΈ
Got this one from @misc-incorporated as well so doubling up!
I can definitely see this taking place during the same Christmas as the previous drabble I did for themβ¦
Steve chuckled when he struggled to get Grant into his PJs, ruffling the toddlerβs hair once he finally did up all the snaps and setting him down on the floor so he could waddle off to go find you. The kid squealed when he saw you curled up in front of the fire with a mug of tea in your hands, running to you and screaming βmommyβ over and over until you put your cup down and pulled him into your lap so you could kiss his cheeks.
βNo cookies, sir, daddy just brushed your teeth.β You winked at Steve when Grant tried to grab one of the sweets off your plate. βLetβs do yours and your sisterβs calendars then story time.β
βHey bug, you all washed up?β Steve hugged Sarah when she skipped into the room, grinning at her when she nodded before sitting next to you and tucking you into his side. βOkay, whoβs going first?β
As always, the kids agreed that Molly would go first, making sure she sat patiently while they opened the little compartment and unwrapped her gingerbread man treat for the day. They both wanted to go next though, so you helped Grant unfold the stegosaurus and add it to the dinosaur scene while Steve and Sarah put together the sugarplum fairy.
βIt looks good you guys, me next?β Steve grinned and rested his cheek on the top of your head while he reached to pull open the dayβs drawer and admired the charcoal pencils that were waiting for him. βPerfect, may have to sketch something tomorrow. Alright, mommyβs turn!β
βNo, thatβs okay.β You cleared your throat and took an innocent sip of tea, avoiding Steveβs gaze while you scratched Mollyβs ears. βLetβs read, go pick a story, kids!β
βBaby, they spent a long time picking out the shortbread calendar I think theyβ¦β Steve just snorted when they ran off to pick a book without acknowledging you, shaking his head and kissing your hair while you settled in closer. βOr not. Why donβt you want to open your calendar?οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½
βWell, Steven.β You tilted your head up to look at him and bit your lip. βYou got your pregnant wife twenty-five delicious cookies, itβs incredibly bold of you to assume I havenβt eaten my entire advent calendar. Itβs even more incredible that I managed to hold off for ten days.β
βOh my god, yeah okay.β Steve cupped your cheek affectionately and kissed the tip of your nose, looking to the side when the kids ran back in and taking the book they had chosen. βForgot how hungry you get when youβre knocked up.β
βNot my fault, itβs your freakishly large babies, and now I have two ofβ¦ oh!β You jumped a little when you felt a jolt in your belly, grinning when Steve gave you a worried look and grabbing his hand to place it on your stomach. βTheyβre kicking, a lot! Come feel you guys, your brother and sister are awake.β