"hyuck get out of my shirt" you tried tugging your oversized tee up, he pushed your hands away, "you mean OUR shirt baby, our shirt." you had been watching a movie, not paying much attention, you had let haechan's hands roam the inside of your shirt. you hadn't thought much of it, thinking that he was being his usual clingy self. but before you knew it haechan was inside your shirt, head poking out from the top, his chest glued to yours, "hyuck you're stretching my shirt out please get out!" you pushed his head down, attempting to get him out. "i don't think so missy," he wrapped his arms around your waist pulling you closer, if that was even physically possible, "yeah baby, i'm not moving, you're stuck with me." he nudged his head into your neck peppering it with kisses. you watched the fabric of your shirt stretch the more he moved, haechan owed you a new shirt, preferably his.
This is an actual Maybelline ad trying to disguise itself as an empowering International Women's Day post. This person wants you to think makeup is empowering and it's actually super cool and feminist of you to wear it. Even at times when it's flat out ridiculous to wear it, like when doing manual labor (you're not convincing me Maybelline, I'd sweat that right off).
Makeup is a waste of women's money, time, and energy. It does nothing to build self-confidence. It is anything but empowering.
haechan loves coming home to take all his makeup off. but there's only one thing he loves more than taking his makeup off, and that's your reaction to seeing him barefaced. there's nothing you love more than to see haechan in his fullest form, tan honey skin, soft plump lips, and his beautiful moles. the moment you see haechan you can't help but squeal at his beauty, he just smiles warmly at your reaction. haechan knows what's coming next so he sits on the couch and pulls you onto his lap. you turn to straddle him, you can't help but stop and stare, he still never fails to make your heart flutter. he closes his eyes, "give me all you got sweet thing," and you begin to kiss him on each of his moles. one kiss for the mole under his eye, one kiss for the mole by his nose, one kiss for the mole at the far end of his cheek. you give him a few pecks on the moles around his neck but you save the best for last. you raise his chin to give him a final kiss to the mole right on his adam's apple. haechan shivers at your touch and he can't help but ask, "can you do that again?"
reference so that you can see where his moles are ;)