Eddie, angry at Steve: You’re such an asshole!
Steve: Well you sure seem to love mine!
Eddie:
Steve:
Eddie:
Steve:
Eddie, giving up and coming to kiss Steve: Fuck you, man…
Steve, smirking: That’s the point, Eds.
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random brain rot : in the ✨signs that tz were destined since they were kids✨ category, there are cute little coincidences like z's first date being tasm, their birthday being 01.06.1996 and 01.09.1996, or his first kiss being with a "mj" ☺️
BUT there is also this absolutely ??? coincidence : everytime i think about it, it lowkey creeps me out lmaoo
1. no, they didn't change their name recently, it's been like that and they stopped being active in 2014
2. the stitching the backpocket is what sent me over the edge, maybe zendayaholland from 2014 was the inspiration behind what zendaya from 2022 did to half of tom's wardrobe
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i am so tired right now but passenger princess Jackie who doesn't have a license and uses R for rides. she rides for free at first until R stars asking for gas money because it's 'getting annoying'. Jackie is needy tho and decides 'that's stupid why don't I pay you another way?' and flashes R. then it evolves into sex but I am soooo tired I can't keep going.
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you think she's just gonna give you like. a piece of her gum or some shit but she tugs down her tank top and shows you her tits @__@ you've never sped away to the mall faster....and she's just smirking to herself because you're so easy and wrapped around her finger so effortlessly.
as much as you love jackie and her letting you see her pussy and tits for a free ride, it's killing you and your wallet. if you're gonna let her mooch off of you, you need something out of it too other than just getting wet -___- thinking of making her give you head as a form of payment 🤭 if she makes you cum realll good, she rides free for a week :3 GOD this is such a good idea..... jackie would so get off at showing her body off for you :((( even as 'friends' (which lowkey makes this hotter tbh..)
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1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)
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probably it is meant to be short for "tidbits"
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ides of march dash simulator 🔪🍴🍽️
🔪et-tu-brute🌕🎤 FOLLOW
the plan for today!! dni julius ceasar
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#Unfortunately the guy with the smokemachine cancelled last minute :( #There'll still be snacks though! Porcia got us the BEST grapes in the area #EOTRR DNI
🍊cassius-with-assius🎤 FOLLOW
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#make sure to let brutus know you're there by signing in at the front slab!!
💭desi-besi🎤 FOLLOW
yooo dudes which knife should i bring??
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#i think i should take the first one but the second is calling my name...
🏺jerry-bakes-pots FOLLOW
Idk maybe it's just me but I don't think it's right to kill someone because you don't agree with their politics. I think you guys are taking this too far, J is still a human being, he has feelings. Maybe you guys should, idk, try talking first?
🔪et-tu-brute 🌕🎤 FOLLOW
woooow that is a lot of nerve coming from you! last week you were telling me that this was a great idea, and now? you're backstabbing me? fuck you. BLOCKED
🏺jerry-bakes-pots FOLLOW
Nice victim-play there Brute! I knew I should've listened to my wife instead of hanging around with you lot! You can kiss my asinus!
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#Don't come crawling back to me when this blows up in your fucking face
🎟️trebondeeznuts 🎤 FOLLOW
coordinates for tonight's 'party': 41°53'43"N , 12°28'37"E
don't be late! you wouldn't want to miss it
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#EOTRR DNI
🔐longus-amongus 🌕 FOLLOW
I am SO ready for tonight!!!!!!!!!!
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#been practicing my aim all week!!
👑EOTRR ✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️✅☑️🌕 FOLLOW
Can't wait for my suprise party tonight! Don't tell Brutus I said anything, but I heard through the grapevine that they're throwing me a lovely get-together tonight! 🥰 feeling #blessed
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#I'm so grateful for my friends #I wouldn't be here without them
👹marcimoo FOLLOW
why the fuck wasn't i invited?????
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#y'all should've killed mark anthony instead
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Oppression is when you can’t hijack planes, set things on fire and commit suicide by setting yourself on fire
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