The Final Round
Turns out Wax's driver is immortal. Which is not on the list, but I can work with. Also turns out that he had quite the fond spot for Adolin. I've been spending the last day listening to him rant about him- Kindhearted, a bright light shrouded in darkness, standing on the edge. Like if Wax was more scrungly.
In contrast, I'm reminded of what makes a sexyman a true sexyman. Being a pathetic lanky man that you can blend. My husband doesn't qualify (He's just sexy), and hoid looks like even I could toss him across the room.
All in all, this competition is going to meet an interesting end.
-From the journal of Sterris Harms
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i think ive said this before but least realistic thing about les mis (particularly modern aus) is that enjolras has friends in real life. this is not a dunk on him its an observation from experience that theres a sort of reflected-parabola relationship between amount of political conviction and number of people who stick around long term.
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I'm sorry to say this but the worst kinds of liquid soap always come in these dispensers
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The Gothic lit fandom hates mentally ill characters.
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that prev video makes me think of that person who was genuinely surprised most people didn't want their boyfriend to ask their dad before proposing. like do what works for you ig but how can you ascribe not wanting your dad to be involved in your relationship to this being 'the gay people that hates their dad website,' like...im not surprised the majority of the people on here aren't THAT beholden to aged patriarchal concepts I dont even think it's a gay people thing its just living in 2024 thing. for most people using this website. still baffled
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Hyperfixations are like having an itch. You you really need to scratch it, and when you do, it feels so good.
Then you want more because it feels good.
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if you got broken up with because your ex found out they were aromantic, being hurt is NOT an excuse to be terrible towards aromantic people!!!
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Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
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