I'm just curious but it goes without saying that if for whatever reason you'd rather not answer just ignore this.
I've got very few blogs I receive notifications from and for two of these quite often ( but not always) I receive notifications only moments apart. So, really just curiosity, is one of you mods also a mod in another aziraphalian blog?
Much love to you all and thank you for your badtakery! ❤️
You’re onto us.
Recently, at great expense, I enlisted the help of a shadowy network of operatives who I was assured were competent, discreet, and reliable. I was informed they were primarily overseen by bloggers Major Saucepan, Tin, Milk, and Cupboard, and Captain Smith, Smith, Smith, Smythe, and Ditto. But these are, as I recently discovered to my dismay, all aliases for one person, who has been grotesquely overcharging me for his help and is not familiar with even the basics of online identity protection. Possibly this all somehow traces back to the army of rats that occasionally does odd jobs for me. At this point I’m not entirely sure myself. I started taking on more help for this blog and after that everything just spiraled out of control.
I don’t know what’s real anymore.
Even Neil Gaiman isn’t real now, they tell me.
Maybe nothing is real.
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Imagine taking Aziraphale to watch a book turned movie.
He'd be so pissy.
"This isn't at all how it happened in the book! Crowley, why did you bring me here?"
Secretly, Crowley is behind book turned movies turning out bad 90% of the time, but he doesn't remember.
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2 April 2023 - Crowley
Soon, he would have to go back to work. Crowley had no idea how he was going to start seeing people again. Over the past few months, he had become a shadow of himself. He had gone out the bare minimum, eaten the bare minimum, and drunk far more than the bare minimum.
He had gone from sorrow to anger and then back to sorrow.
Because Crowley had loved with all of himself, and it had not been enough.
Because those like him were never enough.
(Damn you, Crowley. Falling in love like that, at forty years old. You idiot)
12 March 2022 - Crowley
It was probably going to rain, but it wasn't that important. He knew where he had to go and the path better than anyone else.
The man on the path had hair that looked as soft as a dandelion, which sprouted just about everywhere in the mountains at that time of year. He had greeted him, as he always did on the trail, and the stranger seemed a little lost, as if he did not know exactly what to do. Crowley had gone on for a few minutes, thinking about whether he should stop and go back and offer him some help, just in case he needed it. Then he'd heard himself being called, and his life had momentarily found itself in one of those situations you only see in romantic comedies, like that damn movie with Gwyneth Paltrow, the one where the subway doors close and the whole course of things changes for that reason. Because she hadn't been able to get on the fucking subway.
Although he might have imagined it, he could not know at that moment.
The man's eyes were the purest and most transparent he had ever seen. The smile he gave him was the most open and radiant that could exist. He looked like an almost otherworldly being.
Crowley could not have known it, but the doors of his stupid imaginary train had closed in front of him because he had stopped on the lodge path to talk to a person he did not yet know.
And so, from that moment on, everything would be different.
The header of this story was done by this magic duck, my Favourite duck in the entire word: Martina a duck ❤️🦆
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Technically, we never see them wear the "turtleneck" without the jacket, and the fact that NO ONE in this fandom has proposed this idea is unacceptable
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HAVE YALL SEEN THE NEW TRAILER?!?!?!??!
LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS UGH PEAK FASHION when i read prefall crowley fics i imagine he’s gonna look like this KAHSN
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Saw this one on Pinterest and it made me happy
#Badassaziraphaletakes
@dee-morris
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