#100 year old vampire

[rainbowvamp]

okay you know what.

it doesn’t make any fucking sense for vampire eyes to be gold if they drink only animal blood. the animal blood is still fucking red. hemoglobin. if the argument is “they don’t absorb the nutrients as well from animal blood” then they should be fucking pink. duh.

#twilight posting in 2023? #it’s more likely than you’d think #i have students who are just now reading twilight. #and i do not ruin it for them. #remember stephanie the racist said that vampire venom ‘removes the pigment’ from people’s skin in the pursuit of making them ‘perfect’ #and so like #it’s not naturally brown eyes shining through #this is just bad science! #the whole thing was bad science #and racist #and they should have had two separate families not one family where ‘it’s okay for them to date because they’re adopted’ #bad branding #bad messaging #100 year old vampire #what kind of messages are you sending the youth you inflict your presences on? #okay i’m done

[muckyschmuck]

screaming ab their boss

#either work boss or the vampire whatever works #the venue is closed please leave. #im almost 100 perectn sure i have a KYLE pic like this already but #i wanted to do a study of #“study” pfft #OF A JARED Youche image because #as long as musicians keep wearinf and doing cute bullshit i will never run out of references... #caught calling a sixty year old man cute #anyway #my art #digital art #oc art #doodlings

[chibishortdeath]

I just watched Nosferatu for the first time; it’s very good! Here’s a little pixel art I made for it, I hope it loads in properly. :3

#art #my art #art post #vampire #vampire films #nosferatu #classic film #fanart #pixel art #animation #idk what tags to use #uh yeah #he’s a creaturey guy #count olrok #I hope I spelled that right— #it’s so cool being able to watch an entire film that’s like over 100 years old #its in shockingly well preserved condition too #idk it was fun #cool movie #vampire fiction #vampire movies

[heroes-never-discourse]

How to immediately lose me in your critique of a fantasy story involving a monster x human romance: Bringing up a 100+ age gap as a legitimate problem within the relationship.

Like what are we doing here, why are we talking about impossible age gaps as if it's a genuine concern. Who are we trying to protect. Get a grip please.

#talk discourse to me #this post brought to you by me being continually annoyed by age gap discourse re: bella and edward twilight #especially annoying bc even if you dont think it was done well or correctly or want to discount it #twilight vampires canonically do not age mentally past the age they were turned #edward isnt a 100+ year old man hed a dickhole pretentious teenager who has been alive for 100+ years #and because its fiction there IS in fact a difference

[queenboimler]

just so everyone knows: im refusing to engage with the idea that edwin and charles are actually minors

there is no universe where any of these characters are realistically 16

#dead boy detectives #in my head charles and edwin died in college #bc yeah if the narrative wants them to be minors bc of Plot reasons thats fine #but also go fuck yourself if you think im buying for a SECOND they are supposed to be 16 y/o HIGH SCHOOLERS #if crystal and niko are supposed to actually be in high school the cops are getting called #but seriously even the narrative doesnt treat them as minors so idk why people would see them as minors #they're minors for the SOLE PURPOSE (in the show) to have the night nurse lady be there for the narrative and overarching plot #like thats it thats the only reason the plot has them-on their face-be minors #also i love the idea of edwin being over 100 years old but telling everyone he's just a boy bc 1. hes repressed and 2. he thinks its funny #also saying they're eternally 16 is like saying a vampire is only 16 when they've been around for hundreds of years

[panlight]

Interesting comments in the "Was Rosalie mean?" poll, with many making distinctions between 'mean' and 'unfriendly,' 'cold', 'rude', 'unwelcoming.'

And I agree; when I think of 'mean' I think of someone going out of their way to be actively nasty to someone--to yell at them, to call them names, etc. Rosalie doesn't do that (maybe in her head but again, she's not saying it aloud, so we only 'hear' it in Midnight Sun), but Bella is picking up on those "doesn't like me/doesn't want me here" vibes and seems to interpret it as 'mean.'

There's always going to be this tension there because Bella is the Main Character and Twilight has a protagonist-centered morality problem. Without larger context, Rosalie having a problem with Edward putting the whole family at risk because he's obsessed with this random human isn't 'bad' or 'mean,' in fact you could argue Rosalie is looking out for the family and Edward is throwing them under the bus in favor of Bella. But because this is a romance and because Bella is the main character, not supporting her and not supporting her relationship is 'bad' in that context and Rosalie is perceived by the general audience as 'mean.'

#it's like how Billy trying to break up Edward and Bella is 'bad' from Bella's POV #because it's a romance how dare!!! #but outside that it's like 10000% reasonable to not want your best friend's kid to date an ACTUAL 100 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE #this dude knew billy's grandpa back in the 1930s #now he wants to take charlie's kid to the prom #of COURSE Billy has a problem with that

[shyshyscott]

Had a dream where I was invited to be in a 3some with a hot vampire couple. Tall vampire woman with goth clothes and high heels etc etc she brought me to their castle and then I met her husband (also vampire and goth coded). they both led me to their bedroom and their bed was heart shaped. literally a heart shaped bed on a lifted platform.

anyways I'll be thinking about them for a very long time

#hot vampire sex #i was also a vampire btw #but like. they were 100 or so years old #and i was just 21 still lmao

[kennys-parka-jacket]

I have an entire theory about how Vampir met Karen based on everything we've been told about Vampir. I'm not too sure how familiar you are with from Dusk Till Casa Bonita but basically Karen got invited to Vampir's birthday party and Kenny decided to take that personally and teamed up with Cartman and Henrietta to beat up the vamp kids. Karen was perfectly fine I think Kenny was overreacting.

Yeah he totally was. It was the older sibling in him shining through, trying to keep his little sister from her interests just because he thinks they're lame. Kinda douchey of him, but it's accurate to how siblings work in real life.

#Bonus ramble in the tags: #1) I headcanon that the reason why he hates the vampires specifically is because they treat immortality as an aeshetic #Meanwhile he is cursed with immortality and he fucking hates it #2) idk how to word it eloquently but it's a little nice that mysterion was used in a non-saintly way #Like. Compare how he acted in tfbw to all his other appearances #Hes always 100% serious and never steps out of line or does anything wrong #On the rare occasion that he isnt a little angel he is kinda justified in doing what he did; or at least it's eady to empathize with him #Like when he killed himself in front of his friends. He was really frustrated. And it's not like he did any lasting damage anyway #In tfbw however he is 100% in the wrong and there is no justifying it; he was just an asshole #And it makes sense. Mysterion may have been inspired by batman; but he *isnt* batman. He's a 10 year old kid

[delicate-musings13]

Elena Gilbert being a mom

I will die on the hill that Elena Marie Gilbert would have never had any biological kids unless she was absolutely certain her doing so would not result in more dooplegangers. Elena would not let another girl go through what she did in her teenaged years just because she wanted to have biological kids. She would never risk Klaus or anyone else using that girl for whatever magic or supernatural nonsense against her will. I understand Klaus did die but by the point Elena had a kid he was still alive and that does not stick with her protective nature at all. Elena wouldn’t have had kids unless she knew they’d be safe and any kids they had or their kids’ kids’ had would be out of reach. I’m not saying Elena wouldn’t have adopted or fostered kids, I think she would have and done wonderfully at it. I just do not think she would happily and willingly put another person go through what she did when she was a kid.

#Elena Gilbert #pro elena gilbert #anti julie plec #also I am not convinced a former 100 + year old vampire can have kids his swimmers would be dead.

[the-brat-prince-1760]

An announcement for those on my "Tumblr"!

Lestat here. I am simply here to say that we have reached 100 likes (and almost 30 followers)! I am over the moon to everyone's response to my "Tumblr" and I am thoroughly enjoying the posts and various people I have interacted with throughout my time on the platform! I am delighted, and I want to thank everybody that is on this learning journey with me.

Keep the burning questions coming, because I absolutely love replying to them and seeing what you all think! One thing is for certain though, and that is: I'm not going anywhere anytime soon!

Thank you for your wonderful display of generosity, mortals of the internet. You all mean so much to my cold little heart. ❤️

Signed, your brat prince, forever and always.

Lestat out. xoxo

#the vampire lestat #the real lestat de lioncourt #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt asks #lestat de lioncourt #iwtvampire #send me asks #vampire #ask me anything anon #vampires #100 likes is such a milestone #you all mean everything to my cold little heart #amc interview with the vampire #vc #the vampire chronicles #i wonder if this is how Daniel feels when he posts a journalism article and people read it #i am better than armand due to my tumblr account that has 100 likes #suck on that you 514 year old loser!

[tmorriscode]

I realize that Lucy looking healthy and “loosing that anemic look” is probably foreshadowing. But as Mina is worried, Lucy seems to be getting healthier. If I didn’t think it was foreshadowing, I’d be jumping to the conclusion that she was already some kind of psychic vampire

And also that, coincidentally, there Is another vampire of a different sort on the way to England right now. One who recently divested himself of three female roommates and may be looking for companionship. And who might recognize his own kind.

This is pure speculation, mind you. *whistles as I walk away*

#dracula daily #lucy westenra #count dracula #vampires #dracula #dracula spoilers #for a 100 year old book #dracula daily spoilers

[stamour]

future verses can go 2 ways for love okay so: they lose their humanity after losing everyone they ever loved. coming to the realization that they'll spend an eternity being left behind devastates them, leaves them completely hollow. so what do they do?

join the vampire society she had actively tried to avoid during her early life. they shun love for his half-human nature and yet are fascinated by it. eventually love will learn about how vampires work, the structures of their government and their laws. that's when she realizes something; those very vampires that looked down at her were hiding a very specific rule of their government. it states that a seat of power can be seized by anyone... so long as they're willing to kill for it. it is rare— there's a unspoken and (begrudgedly) respected acceptance of the elders within the vampire society— but it can happen. and it does for love who harbors little compassion for authority figures. so love commits the deed in a public dual and wins; much to everyone's surprise. he assumes a seat in the high council which simultaneously makes him untouchable and also puts a target on his back. they become a diplomat for the vampires since their human nature turns out to be leverage when it comes to dealing with the affairs between the two species. and she's almost militant with her reign, far from the warm and bright love park that once lived. but the city love oversees is the first to see vampires and humans living peacefully side by side.

love fucks off and lives his eternity out in a cabin in the woods alone while occasionally eating a hiker that strays too far from the path, unintentionally becoming an urban legend.

#︵ ♡ 𝗠𝗨𝗦 ﹕ headcanons ꒱ .ᐟ #i didnt mean to ramble that much rip #idk how to stfu what can i say #anyways who's gonna give me 100+ year old vampire love who is just really sad n traumatized

[winepresswrath]

drusilla's canon grandma kink is a thing that can be so charming & unhinged.

#do i empathize with darla not being into it. yes. 100% it is horrible #but come onnn it's so funny and endearing that drusilla wants to go there #sexually and also emotionally she's making it uncomfortable for everyone. if she wanted to play nuclear family & iirc sometimes she does #they'd role with it because they're creatures of the night perverting wholesome domesticity is their jam. but no. #drusilla says this is an intergenerational household of cringe and i want a boyfriendson just like grandma #spike when drusilla is like you're the knight and i'm the princess: overjoyed. honoured. so turned on and blissed out he could die (again) #spike when drusilla is like i want to show grandmother my new baby: incest is just a very touchy topic for me right now babe #you can't cancel her she's just processing her trauma!! #incidentally i think it's also interesting that william the bloody awful poet does not have daddy issues at all as far as we see. #very much unlike angel and also penn! angelus has so many daddy issues he actually sought out another human with daddy issues to turn #so he could play vampire daddy about the art of murdering your family. like a full 2/3 vamps we know for sure he turned (i think??) call hi #dad. only partially as a sex thing. yikes!!! this manpire is so unwell on the dad front #but it looks like william's father predeceased him #and he had time to process and come to terms with that before he got vamped #if he had a bad relationship with him he doesn't think about it unless i'm misremembering season 7 which is very possible #but spike the vampire is so daddy issues flavoured and it's just. it's just angelus issues like imagine you're 27 years old reborn #to eternal night and your girlfriend's other boyfriend she calls daddy fucks you up like that. there's so much oof in that relationship #no wonder he's mad. that is just embarrassing. like yes obviously the backdoor of his mommy issues provided an opening but still. still!!! #press says btvs #cw: incest #cw:drusilla

[link-lonk]

Obsessed with Dio and Pucci's relationship

#dio and pucci laying on bed together while dio lists off random facts he learned #dio and pucci building a model ship together #dio the 100 year old vampire found this random kid and decided to make him his best friend #idk why I find it so funny everytime the two of them are shown interacting with each other #I could watch/read an entire spinoff about the two of them #in other news I finally finished the stone ocean anime. I'm upset because I thought anime part 2 covered the rest of the arc and it didn't #I thought 24 was a short number of episodes but I hadn't heard anything about a third batch. I'm glad we get more though #radiostatic.txt #jjba #jjba part 6 #stone ocean #dio brando #enrico pucci

[monstersinthecosmos]

Those contacts are terrible, too. He looks like a car at night.

isn't it interesting that the white vampires got to keep their natural eye color for the vampire contacts and everyone else had to look like circus monsters 🥸

like even Bailey has such beautiful green eyes but nope.

idk man.

#vampire pajama party on amc #louis's drift so much too #but maybe they're trying to tell us it's bc lestat beat his ass so bad 100 years ago #even though he regularly drinks 514 year old blood #idk man i'm trying #trying to make it make sense LOL

[roseguided]

@scandalises LIKED for a starter ! ft. emilia bennett for elena gilbert.

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐒 , 𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃. she’s had a fascination with people since she was small , while she was still human. when she was first turned it was more so a way of trying to play to someone’s good side in the hopes she gets what she wanted , but now it’s much the same with the added layer of keeping things in mind for if she needs to use them. ( her connection to her human side is diminished , but emilia remembers somewhat of how it feels. her humanity isn’t lost completely , but she isn’t a little girl anymore despite her stature & looks. ) ; a gentle hum leaves the woman’s lips as eyes continue to glance around the gilbert home. elena was interesting to her & so was her backstory. head turns swiftly , ❛ nice home ya got here. ❜ says emilia is tone that sounds almost too sweet. ❛ i was wonderin’. . . you’ve been through so much. losin’ ya family , having-ta watch people ya love die ova & ova . . ❜ a pause , ❛ with all that tragedy , elena , how did ya keep your heart ? your compassion for other people ? over the years , i’ve lost it a lil i think. ❜ vampire seems genuinely curious.

#scandalises #muse: emilia bennett #em doesn’t have a bio yet but she’s a vampire ! almost / a little over 100 years old #and was turned at 16