#Are seriously messed up

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

It's that time of the year again

#the coffin of andy and leyley #ashley graves #andrew graves #tcoaal #shitpost #meme #tis the season #BEFORE ANYONE SPAMS MY DMS #It's a horror rpg. Messed up crap is gonna happen that's usually how it goes #this is a joke pls don't take it seriously #thank u #a e i o queue #scheduling this on thanksgiving because it just seems right

[avelera]

Re-watched Captain America: Winter Soldier and First Avenger (in that order lol) and hey guys

Remember that time Steve woke up in New York City 70 years later and panicked, thinking he was in HYDRA hands and haha, actually it turns out, he kind of was??

Also remember that bit where he found out in the most deadpan way possible (thanks Nick) that everyone he had ever known and loved was dead or aged to to the point of death in the blink of an eye, and no one ever actually like, gave him a moment's sympathy for the fact his entire world ended in a split-second of self-sacrifice that ended up just being one battle in a war that never ended?

Remember when he found out that the only person left who loved him, Peggy, only occasionally remembered him in moments of lucidity haha and then it turned out that the only other person who still lived and who loved him, Bucky, also only remembered him in moment's of lucidity?? Good times, good fucking times, I'm an emotional wreck about it

And one last thing, because I will never ever fucking ever let this grudge go, remember that time Tony fucking Stark who I mostly love but in the context of Steve Rogers specifically I want to tear him to shreds, decided to have beef with a literal traumatized 20-something year old war veteran whose entire world just dissolved into nothing in the 70 years he was on ice, and Tony fucking Stark decided to pick a fight with this guy and rag on him 24/7, despite being in his 40s himself and completely comfortable, stable, and with insane levels of wealth and privilege, because his fucking dad who has been dead for decades apparently loved this guy more, something that would have bewildered Steve who like, barely knew Howard outside of work, and that Steve had fucking nothing to do with Howard's neglect of his son because it all happened while he was unconscious?

Don't even get me started on Civil War, we will be here all day in how these supposedly equal sides weren't even slightly equal in morality or logic at all, but I will die on the hill of Tony fucking Stark was being a Grade A fucking asshole for his stupid man-child fight he picked with Steve Rogers when you actually objectively view Steve's life story as a human being instead of a symbol that he was literally forced to be

Whew. Ok. I'm ok now.

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AND ANOTHER THING...!

#steve rogers #captain america #catws #caws #catfs #cacw #seriously though I could rant for literal days #look i mostly love tony but I can't stand the beef he has with steve it is so messed up to me and severely damaged my love of the character

[why-bless-your-heart]

Low-risk drinking is no more than 14 drinks a week for men, 7 drinks a week for women. 1-2 drinks in one sitting is recommended for women, 1-4 for men. It’s also best to drink for no more than three days consecutively and to abstain for several days in a row to allow your liver time to recover.

If you drink more heavily or more frequently than this, it’s most likely time to re-evaluate your relationship with alcohol.

#my grandmother was an alcoholic and it seriously messed my dad up #he was always very open and blunt about us needing to be careful about our drinking habits

[mattodore]

playing with dionte's hair bc i'm procrastinating

#river dipping #dionte duval #lykos #ts4 #i do really love how dionte and nicholas kinda have a b4b (bald for bald) thing going on.... but that first hair........ #he looks so good... the urge to keep it is gonna make me develop a twitch under my eye... #i love the shadows the locs add btw like i personally loveee when hair creators add shading #like the DRAMAAA it adds!!! #also don't look too closely at him here bc i actually haven't updated him yet hence no proper edit of him (tho i probably won't change much #i'm really just supposed to be cleaning out the hundreds!! of duplicate households in my library dkhjnkfgh i just. get so distracted #i also have to fix mattodore's households bc i think i accidentally deleted the updated version of them at 20... #like there are multiple other saves?? but they're all with matthias's old chin??? like literally WHERE did the updated version go #so i need to clean out my library from the top down and fix their sims #i really messed my sleep schedule up the day before yesterday when i was working on those edits of delphi btw #but i did enjoy rewatching secretary and watching charade while staying up all night to do them <3 #also listened to the first two chapters of freedom is a constant struggle! editing may take me forever but i do do other things as i do it #...........talking a lot in these tags bc i'm seriously procrastinating jdkhnf i do NOT ! want to clean through my library it's a mess #OH. ALSO GOOD MORNING I FORGOT TO SAY THAT ‼️ #seeing this again two days later and seeing the amount of notes....... y'all weren't meant to reblog this kjhdkfjhndkjgnh #now i'm like damn... is there any reason to make his intro edit like i did for ria and delphi 😭😭😭😭😭

[piplupcola]

Aww is Trolls 3 trending on tumblr instead Wish? Let me bring out my tiniest violin for Disney's worst attempt at making a movie.

#trolls #trolls 3 #seriously tho trolls 3 is actually funny and the music is awesome #go listen to mount rageous #velvet and veneer #are actuallly amazing villains #and the entire production was done on a rush because they messed up some softwares at the beginning of making the movie #and you cant even tell #meanwhile disney had a billions dollars and all the time in the world to make this 100th movie and this is what they came up with #disney #wish #trolls 3 band together

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

years later someone buys the plot, turns on the lights and is suddenly worshipped as a sun god by a bunch of puppets falling apart at the seams

pov you break into the spooky abandoned Playfellow Studios building for shits and giggles

#lore tidbit! the plot is not available for purchase #the building is only Technically abandoned. its still very much Owned private property! #actually ive been thinking about the Other side of this au. the people's perspective #cause in this au at least they all Knew the puppets were alive #many employees - especially the ones working 'closest' to the puppets - put up a huge fight when the show got canceled #but it was either Disassemble (kill) Them or Lock Them Away #and honestly? killing the neighbors would've been somewhat of a mercy #but the employees had no way of knowing just how Bad things would get #wh lights out au #scribble salad #and i mean. the building's electricity bill remains paid. #the employees that felt really bad kept it paid over the years - devoting a bit of their income each to it #thinking the puppets would a) be awake & b) be able to figure it out #yeah that's actually a lil fun tragic tidbit as well - if any of the puppets had found the breaker.... #or found it and Messed with it a lil... flipped the right switch... #they would've gotten the lights back on no problem #but yeah anyway ive been Thinking about the employees' side of things a lot #might tie that in with act two. it'd make sense considering the shit that happens #well either they'd help the puppets out or they'd get shoved into one of the sinkholes by barnaby. so. #bc if we're talkin seriously here. the puppets are more likely to kill a person than worship them for any reason #they'd go full 'THREAT!! THREAT!! ELIMINATE THE THREAT!!! WE'RE NOT LOSING ANYONE ELSE!!!' mode

[tagerrkix]

#aaaaand just like that he's gone #(feels so surreal doesn't it?) #well done starlight #you okay tho #no seriously #you still with us? #hey- #WELL IM DEFINITELY NOT OKAY THIS SHIT HAD BEEN SITTING IN MY WIP FOLDER FOR A M O N T H #do you wanna know why #KAZOODOOR THAT'S WHY #BITCH KEPT MESSING EVERYTHING UP #DUDE YOU'RE DEAD HOW CAN YOU STILL BE SO ANNOYING #THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU YOU'RE JUST A DECORATION HERE #REST IN PISS #NOBODY MISSES U #RRRRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #well at least our little star seems fine #he's not even crying #looks like he may in a second tho #BUT as art is all about CAPTURING THE MOMENT here's the moment where he's NOT crying #yet #and would you look at that I'm disrespecting the rules of anatomy again #kazoo's spine is broken #THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEP MESSING UP MY PICTURE #Astarion did the stabstab I did the crackcrack #no regrets #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion fanart

[butwhypants]

Zionism is not evil, it is not responsible for any sins in this world, and it is certainly not a modern invention. It is the fucking foundational premise of my religion, and it has existed before your shitty country, before my shitty country, and it will continue to exist long after every one of us are dead and gone.

#'Next year in Jerusalem' #is one of the most important lines in my entire cultural tradition #and the fact that every fucking goyim is using it as their buzzword for evil imperialism is seriously messed up #בְּשׁ֣וּב יְ֭הֹוָה אֶת־שִׁיבַ֣ת צִיּ֑וֹן הָ֝יִ֗ינוּ כְּחֹלְמִֽים #Jumblr #I ramble

[wizards101official]

Could u draw Jade with afro puffs because i think that would be cute

Ofc I could *_^ this is one of the only times I’ve ever used watercolor so I’m hoping and praying this looks ok

#I drew this last night while watching my shows #the shows were great btw ty for asking #I drew her in a little scientist fit bc that’s one of the first scenarios I had in my head for why she would have her hair up #other than for slay reasons #like seriously I’m scared I messed up her expression a bit #watercolor feels so irreversible #homestuck #hs #asks #jade harley #jade hs #art crumbs

[its-a-me-mango]

I don't cAAAARE that it's a parody of Blue's Clues, he should've been red!!!!! Like Clifford!!!!! Mario the big red dog

#smg4 #smg4 mario #mango art #i'm very easy. you show me weird messed up hybrid. I take it seriously

[semisolidmind]

Do Dogday and Catnap ever have those moments where they slowly but surely begin to bond with each other in your AU?

no.

i honestly don’t think the two could ever really get along again after all that’s happened between them.

in the survivor au, dogday won’t forgive catnap for killing all his friends and his zealous worship of the prototype (and in the saved au, he's not about to forgive the one who tore his lower half from him). the feline betrayed his friends, the only ones who really understood what it meant to be like him.

not to mention all the times catnap tried and failed to kill dogday. the only reason he survived was because he managed to be quick enough with a metal beam or a broken pipe when catnap tried to ambush him. the two have spent years fighting.

and to top it all off, dogday will never trust catnap around y/n. it doesn't matter that he has no reason to hurt them anymore, dogday wouldn't put it past catnap to try and get some sort of petty revenge on him by killing his favorite person (it doesn't matter that catnap seems to be worshipping them now). he can barely tolerate catnap living on the same property as him, let alone how that monster vies for y/n's attention.

the dog will never let his gaurd down around catnap again, especially not when y/n is around.

his angel may be willing to try to forgive, but dogday is not. the moment he can find an excuse, dogday will beat catnap to a pulp.

#i know we love our forgiveness and redemption arcs #but catnap did some seriously messed up shit #to dogday specifically #yn may be able to rationalize the cats behavior to at least treat him with compassion #but dogday will not be extending the same courtesy #to simplify the aus think of it this way #saved au=no lower half #survivor au=yes lower half

[corallapis]

#novelization doesn't do justice to this scene tho. #his awkward lil cough. #'forged of course.' 'of course! but immaculate.' #& the way the master is content to leave the doctor alone as long as the doctor doesn't mess up his plans. #seriously need more of them just bumping into each other on a random planet. #(yes i am aware the time lords DID send the doctor. you know what i mean.) #doctor x master #dw

[kaladinkholins]

"why would you ship mizu and taigen together they're sooooo toxic ugh taigen is AWFUL and mizu should be with ME instead!!!"

of course they're toxic they're both deranged and terrible and that's why they're perfect for each other.

cuz like omg you think mizu would treat you well? mizu would abandon you. look at how she left ringo multiple times. ringo who treats her so well and is nothing but patient and caring and loyal. if you are insecure she will laugh at you because she has no social tact. look at how mikio said "it's a stupid dream" talking about his ambitions of regaining his honour and mizu straight up chuckles and tells him he's right because it IS a stupid dream. and at this point their relationship was cordial and she was even warming up to him!

like. arguably, taigen would be a better romantic partner (per the ideals of his time and culture of course), or at least he would be on paper. cuz i mean as a husband, as he is now, i think he'd be awful. but i'm talking about if you and him were dating or courting or just seeing each other romantically, he would be good to you. like we saw how he behaved with akemi and he was nothing but sweet and gentle. the very reason akemi wanted to marry him so bad was because she KNOWS without a doubt that he respects women and would treat her well. "oh but he cheated on her with the prostitutes while celebrating his engagement!" yeah but per the norms of the time and place, it was not considered cheating and akemi (as well as any wife or romantic partner of that period) would not have minded or even cared.

and yes taigen IS an asshole and he IS obnoxious but come on. so is mizu, if she is allowed to act like herself around you. mizu will tease you and mock you and challenge you and even poke at your insecurities (see:her goading mikio on even though he clearly did not view her teasing as light-hearted banter and took it all very personally). she would tell you to your face if she thinks you're being annoying (see:mizu rolling her eyes and telling akemi to straight up just "shut up" when she'd believed mizu had killed taigen).

mizu is not merely a hot and talented badass with a sword and the insane hyperfocus on her desire for revenge which literally drives her to withstand like, extreme amounts of damage and survive it. mizu is also flawed and the show does a good job at showcasing this, and showing us that she's not merely a victim but also a multilayered person. we see throughout that mizu is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.

oh what's that? oh right, very similar to taigen, who is also hot and talented with a sword and with insane hyperfocus on his desire to duel mizu and regain his honour. taigen who is also flawed (though, arguably, more so) as he is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.

the only thing that sets mizu and taigen apart is the fact that taigen is a man and is not mixed race, which thus affects their positions in society and how people perceive them. these are external factors. taigen being a boy who is not blue-eyed allowed him to easily mingle with the other kids in the village, all of whom were similarly fed the same prejudiced values which led them to gang up against mizu and bully her.

but take all that away. strip them down to the bare essentials. suddenly it's like they are the same person copy and pasted.

and that's what makes them even more interesting. yes absolutely they would be toxic. whatever souls are made of, mizu's and taigen's are the same (derogatory). and we literally see them fight all the time!!!! but the thing is they are both deranged when it comes to this.

do you get me. they both literally get turned on by sparring. mizu's whole spar with mikio was her way of flirting. just look at how she smirked at him and said "unsheathe it" like it's clear that this is an innuendo of not just unsheathing his weapon but also what's in his pants. then during the chopsticks fight with taigen in the snow, despite mizu literally being injured and taigen trying to attack her, mizu gets attracted to him. meanwhile taigen got a boner after wrestling with her in the forge.

taigen goes around saying he wants to kill mizu to regain his honour but he still literally risks life and limb for her constantly. mizu gives ringo stomach ulcers by going around flinging herself into near-death situations 24/7. she ups and leaves her beloved swordfather with barely a goodbye twice to pursue her batshit far-fetched quest for revenge (against people she doesn't even KNOW btw because she literally starts off with practically No Leads and not even knowing the NAMES of the white men who are her maybe-fathers).

these bitches are crazy and you know what good for them. that shit needs to be contained and quarantined though and that's why in that sense they would be good together.

i want to put them both in a jar and shake it very hard and see what happens. personally i think they will argue and insult each other while working perfectly in sync with each other to break out of the jar and then proceed to kill me and make out sloppy style over my dead body while they're both covered in blood.

like that's it that's the dynamic. send post.

#this is written half in jest btw dont take it too seriously. ppl can dislike what they want and ship x reader if they like #what annoys me is just when ppl are being rude about other ppl's ships like. unprovoked. like girl.... #taimizu #taigen x mizu #mizu x taigen #blue eye samurai #im active on twitter again and the algorithm keeps putting bad takes on my tl against my will !!! #also yes i am aware im saying all this while writinf a tender yearning-filled slowburn fic of them #bcs i DO want them to be gentle. definitely i do. but that comes muuuuuuch later after they both wear each other's edges down ykwim #bcs if they get together any time soon they will literally be a flaming hot mess #sexy hot mess tho #but a mess nonetheless #they have the range! love them for that #fandom.rtf #shut up haydar #wank.mp3 #kinda #might delete later

[electrozeistyking]

What if disassembly drones could unwittingly overwrite the way their body heals based on how they view themselves? And if they just so happened to believe they were a dangerous monster... you see where I’m going with this, right?

I consider this an alternate take on the end of Episode 2, where all N’s body knows is that something hurts and he seemingly doesn’t have enough material to repair it, so it spends the next few weeks constantly demanding more material, but instead using it to turn him into a “dangerous monster.”

Imagine showing up to Prom 3071 with this. Holy shit, imagine Doll turning and being like “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” while N’s awkwardly hunched over and being like “I could’ve been Dapper N, but instead I rolled up to prom as a monster.”

(SolverUzi/Monster N crossover when???)

#murder drones #murder drones au #n's a monster au #yup that’s what I’m rolling with #murder drones n #i had to edit this post because i somehow shifted the visor shine in the bottom corner halfway up his face #LIKE HOW DID I DO THAT. SERIOUSLY HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN #and by solveruzi i of course mean the one from my she’s gone and never be alone comics #just so we’re clear this change is permanent. n doesn’t get to go back to ‘normal’ after all this #i also messed up the year goddammit #zeisty’s in betweens

[littleststarfighter]

‘Hello, Steve. Miss me?.’

Tell me, tell me the lies you're telling him when you Run away 'cause I wanna know Cause I, I'm sure it's killing him to find That you run to me when he lets you go 'Cause I'm burning, burning, burning up with fire So - come turn me on and turn the flames up higher - Wild Child W.A.S.P

#eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #steddie #st #steve x eddie #kas the bloody handed #kas theory #vampire eddie munson #vampire eddie #my fanart #kinda messed up steves face but we shall ignore that *cough* #seriously that wasp song is my steves love fighting against vecnas influence song #because it's always steve for him #and dustin of course

[someawkwardnerd]

the end of the end

#hello long time no see #im done w my thesis yay!!!!!! yippee!! #heres a concept i had started forever ago that i decided to finish #i wanted hatchling to have a sense of urgency but they look kinda excited lol #but i mean if u think about it.. hatchling would probably feel some kind of excitement to end the loop even if clouded by anxiety and worry #and oh god what if i dont make it what if i mess it up #idk idk i dont hate how it turned out so im sharing it hehe #outer wilds #outer wilds hatchling #outer wilds fanart #outer wilds spoilers #i still need to play the dlc ahhh #im scared of getting seriously sucked back in yknow #my art #fanart #animation