Every year I watch White Christmas. It was a thing with my mom and I when I was a kid and it goes on to this day.
When you watch something this many times, new things jump out every time.
For example:
How does Vera-Ellen tap so fast? Like.. feet can do that?
Danny Kaye's facial expressions are always amazing. He should be in more memes.
BING CROSBY HAS NO IDEA HOW OLD HE IS
Bing Crosby age during White Christmas - 51
Danny Kaye age during White Christmas - 43
Vera-Ellen age during White Christmas - 33
Rosemary Clooney age during White Christmas - 26
Dean Jagger (General Waverly) age during White Christmas - ALSO 51!!
The Rosemary Clooney age gap has bothered me for years, but it also isn't shocking. Some men LOVE having someone half their age as a love interest. It's gross. it's weird. It definitely takes me out of the movie. I wish I knew how Rosemary Clooney felt about it, but I haven't found anything discussing it. But it is there and I accept it.
Then today, I am watching and I get to the part where General Waverly is waiting for a letter about possibly rejoining the army. He refers to Bob as "son", implying a large age gap. Because ages in this movie make no sense, I decided to see how much older Dean Jagger, who plays General Waverly, is than Bing Crosby. I have not stopped cackling since.
Dean Jagger is SIX MONTHS YOUNGER than Bing Crosby. He had to sit there, look at someone the exact same age (and in fact slightly older than him) and act as an elder and call him son!
Bing Crosby looked at this man who is younger than him and had to act like he was old and it was time for him to learn horseshoes.
I can't. I just can't. This may have finally broken the movie for me.
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The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off
Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on
The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.
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anybody else put in effort to hold it till they're at work, specifically so they can Go on the clock and gain the ~microscopic~ satisfaction of having been paid to piss n' shit?
if your antiwork activism doesn't look like mine get on my fucking level loser
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idc if this is "evil" but im aware of my brothers horrid fear of the "i am a gummy bear" music video so sometimes when hes a bit too mean to me, i look it up and force him to watch it.
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