#Best Ever Taste!

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

#n0t seri0us #Cat Photography #Catblr #Merry is so weird and I 💖 her forever and ever #Best Ever Taste!

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!! #its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!! #drinks #heat #dehydration #this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also #this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated #because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything #listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!! #drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything #please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!! #honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets #but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane. #it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration #YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!

[teaboot]

You need to make art that nobody else likes. You need to make art that speaks to you alone. You need to cradle a serpent that eats its own tail and you need to love it until it loves you back

#The best art I've ever made will never be hung in anyone's home #That's not the point #It's not about being good #It's about being real #It's about eating something unpalatable #It's about being consumed #And tasting bitter #It's gorging yourself on crude oil just to feel something different #It's biting your tongue to make yourself cry #I'm saying that I am capable of making you feel good through personal sacrifice but I kind of don't want to cut myself up like that #If you want my heart to taste good you have to prepare it yourself #That isn't my problem

[colorful-horses]

instantly elevate your male character designs with these easy steps!

- give him long hair

#not art #you could have the most surface level character on the PLANET and i will still think hes the best if he has long hair #like my standards for what makes a character good will instantly drop to 0 if he has long hair #my tastes are so predictable. you could look at any piece of media ive ever watched and reliably guess my favorite character EVERY time

[adhahyperfocusingonsomething]

Jason: “I am going to inhale this pasta.”

Dick: “Don’t choke.”

Jason: with a mouth full of pasta “Don el e wha o do”

#jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batman #dc comics #batbros #Alfred makes the pasta #it’s the best thing you will ever taste

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

#sorry this turned kinda angsty I just think eliot famousaliases spencer is a great reoccurring joke #eventually an indeterminate amount of months later you see him pop up again and you breathe #at this point all the intel you’ve gotten points that he’s actually doing something good with his life #like he’s changed. and you know he’s a bad guy but he’s doing things that nobody else is really capable of doing. making changes on large #and small scales #he will face consequences eventually you are sure. but his tracks are so well covered already and he’s so slippery so maybe. maybe you just #don’t make your agents work so hard to track him down #you get to know sterling a bit better (and maybe understand him a bit better too) #sterling invites you to an off the books lunch at this brewpub in portland when you’re in the states. the head chef looks familiar #it’s the best food you’ve ever tasted. because OF COURSE it is #at this point you’re not even angry. or resigned anymore. you’re slightly impressed #anyways that’s how sterling’s leverage club gains another member #(mcsweeten was the second member btw. if you’ve seen my other posts) #eliot spencer #eliot spencer meta #headcanons #humor #leverage #jim sterling #(mentioned) #the studio job #the blue line job #the three strikes job #ficlets #mine #a post not on my queue??? more likely than you think #I should make a tag for in universe pov posts #into the leverage verse #headcanons in the tags #the rundown job

[runninriot]

...✍️

Steve blushes, feels suddenly hot all over. The picture is... gorgeous. So much so, it is hard to believe that he’s actually looking at an image of himself. That this is his body and not some model posing for the camera.

Steve has never seen himself like that before, so unashamedly comfortable in his own skin. He would maybe even go as far as calling the photograph sexy. Hot in a very non-Steve way.

It makes him wonder if this is how Eddie sees him when he tells him how beautiful he is – that he’s his pretty boy, his perfect little doll.

Steve never gave those words too much weight, thought Eddie just keeps saying these things to make him feel good. And fuck, they do.

But maybe Eddie really does see some beauty in him, sees something worth worshipping. Because that’s what he does, isn’t it? Worships his body in all these different ways every time he takes him apart.

When he kisses every inch of his skin and savours Steve’s taste with a mouth on his dick or a tongue in his hole. Worships him with strong hands - sometimes gentle and kind, sometimes not.

Always so greedy for Steve - for his lips he likes to bite and the noises Steve makes when Eddie fucks him, swallows them right out of his lungs.

Maybe Eddie really means it and maybe- maybe Steve can learn to accept it. And to believe it, too.

#eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steddie smut #the best you ever tasted #wip

[v-chase-art]

“so how was your day?”

hey guys! I guess I’m back to tumblr hehe, I’m going to post my last pieces in a few following days

*opens the doors of the swen fandom with the foot* hi 👉👈

#swanqueen #regina mills #emma x regina #evil queen #sketch #digital art #hi! #I could use a glass of the best apple cider Ive ever tasted

[fcthots]

jason definitely moans as he eats your pussy, and demands kisses after. Your juices and cum all over his face, and he demands you to kiss him. He also teases you by showing his soaked fingers and demanding you open your mouth

-🪻

Listen, at first I was like “I wouldn’t want to taste myself so :/ ” and then you said he teases you by showing his fingers and I am FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

After he’s done Actually, no, fuck it. He’s edging you and you’re so close and he angles his head away and you groan. He’s smiling at you, covered in your slick; his eyes look dazed. “You taste so fuckin good, baby.” He moves so he’s straddling you. “Kiss me.”

At first, you decline, you don’t wanna taste yourself, but Jason is adamant that you are the best thing he’s ever tasted and nothing can go to waste. You’re not so sure until he puts his slick covered fingers in front of your face. “Suck ‘em dry; you know you want to.” He gently puts his two fingers on your lips. “Open up.”

#jason todd #wants you to taste the best thing he’s ever had #jason todd x reader #red hood #red hood x reader #jason todd smut #jason todd x reader smut #jason todd imagine #red hood smut #red hood x reader smut #jason todd x afab!reader #jason todd x fem!reader #jason todd x you #saph’s thots #saph’s love letters #anon #🪻anon

[blueskittlesart]

cold fruit in a hot kitchen (so i had this great watermelon last weekend)

#so I had this great watermelon last weekend. and the thing is it probably wasn't even that great of a watermelon #but I was four hours into an eight hour shift and we had thrown out all the watermelon salad because no one was eating it #and then our manager ran in and yelled that the client really fucking wanted watermelon salad. #so like six of us servers started frantically chopping watermelon. and the kitchen got really hot #in the way it does when everyone inside it is really stressed because there's no fucking watermelon salad #and after we chopped all the watermelon and the client got their fucking watermelon we all had a moment #where we looked at the remaining watermelon and we were so hot and cocktail hour was almost over anyway and the salads were all plated #and we all went for the watermelon and we ate it with the kind of rabid intensity you only get while eating cold watermelon in a hot kitche #and it was the best watermelon I have ever tasted and several days later i am still chasing the high of that fucking watermelon #and the thing is i know it isn't even the watermelon i'm actually missing #it's the feeling of cool liquid on hot skin and the feeling of a crisis averted and the feeling of camaraderie #that comes with devouring a watermelon in a hot kitchen with six other people who you have nothing in common with except that watermelon. #i don't dream of labor but i am dreaming now of being 4 hours into an eight hour shift eating watermelon in a hot kitchen. #i dream of laughing around the cold fruit in my mouth. I crave that watermelon like i'll die without it. #< honest to god this is real and that watermelon left such an impact on me that i had to draw it and write this. having a normal one #maybe this is insane but working in a team of people you truly like to do something you actually enjoy is so underrated #if only they fucking paid me i could work as a server for the rest of my life. unironically #skribbles

[laqueus]

I love this lamp because it's like, oh a nice little piece for an end table :)

WRONG!!!

for the low low price of £6000, you too can have a life-sized horse statue with a lamp on its head within your house, eternally judging you with its onyx gaze

#Horse #Horse Lamp #Lamp #Best Ever Taste!

[phvnthom]

#i used to want to meet people who liked the same shit i did...... but fandom is literally the worst thing ever created #it's so limited and sanitized and what's popular most times doesn't align with my tastes or it's just plain bad #HCs this— aggravating fanart here 😮‍💨 #interests are only best when you geek over it with like 2-5 people max who ALSO like it in almost the same exact ways you do #not too much more than you not too little or else it just gets so fucking tedious and annoying— like shut the fuck up damn #either way fandom is a can of worms and it's mostly rancid #yes this is about miles yes this is about how spider-verse has spilled over into everything and i hate it #i wish that movie was never created and it went away forever

[cheruib]

today’s little (big) joys: beautiful sunrise + incredible cup of coffee

#the coffee tasted like. drinking hot dark chocolate it was one of the best coffees ive ever had. will be thinking about it for weeks #life

[iarrelm]

An early morning conversation about tea got a little out of hand

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #angel dust #charlie morningstar #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #alastor hazbin hotel #my art #alastors face in the second to last drawing is my masterpiece i'll never draw something as funny ever again #i really needed a whole season of dumb shenanigans tbh #praying for a longer season 2 that includes the cast being stupid and best friends #i got this audio from youtube shorts but i looked up the source and apparently its from a tiktok by yokaidogma?? i think #the content is originally from a tumblr post that you can find if you search up 'tea tastes different if you put it in hot water' #this was my first time doing an animatic style thing it was fun #i havent done anything like this since i took computer graphics in high school like 3-4 years ago lmao #ok now that i've done a silly animatic it's time to try a serious one

[yoohyeontual]

It’s been 84 years…They’re finally back 🥹

#I’M SO HAPPY I COULD CRY !!!! #BEST SURPRISE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE !!!!!! #It gives masterpiece theatre and ever after we’re fucking back 😭🥹 #Their last album were less my taste if they do return to MP and EA era i’m going to cry omg #7 minutes of blessing I love Josh’s vocals so much 😭 #i smiled so much watching the mv my cheeks hurt kcbskdns #ok to reblog #alex.txt #audio #marianas trench #loves of my life💜 #Spotify

[runninriot]

...✍️

"We both know Eddie loves it when you’re dripping wet.” Robin wiggles her eyebrows and Steve nearly has a heart attack.

Oh. My. FUCKING-

See, here’s the thing… Steve knows what Robin is so very innocently and rather mockingly referring to, is that she caught Eddie once ‘almost drooling all over himself’ (her words), when Steve had just come out of the shower with only a towel slung around his waist, his hair still wet, leaving a trail of little droplets running down his shoulders and chest.

What she doesn’t know - because they might share a lot but Steve still likes to keep some details to himself - is that there is a whole different meaning to those words when it comes to what Eddie really loves. And usually, it would be easy to just laugh it off. But right now, after all the teasing and Eddie's playful torture from earlier, Steve is exactly two seconds and one more dirty thought away from imploding.

Oh God, do NOT think about sex right now.

The Best You Ever Tasted

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #robin buckley #platonic stobin #the best you ever tasted #wip