"this thing [homestuck] can't have everything" top 10 naïve and hopeful phrases of all time
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PEANUT BE AFRAID
I DID IT I FVKING DID IT I HAVE HAD THIS IDEA FOREVER AND I DID IT
Seraphim pattern by Crafty Intentions, peanut pattern by Hooking Cute Creations, pattern crimes (many) by me.
And it GLOWS.
PEANUTIEL DUFFY NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD
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pretty cool eclipse. guy in umpire getup who burnt my white ass to a crisp was not as cool
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i think the thing about blaseball that like. gets me. is that it was so brief. and so alive and active and changing—what i mean is that it was a cultural event you had to participate in, and now that it’s over, that’s it. it’s not like a tv show where new people can go back and watch it all and become fans. there’s no record, there’s no replay, there’s no archive other than a little wiki. the thing about blaseball that gets me is that it was and now it’s over and who will remember it? how do you explain the weird, wonderful, connecting experience that was blaseball? all we have left is the echoes of fan content for a piece of media that has essentially vanished from existence. so much culture, so many connections, lost, lost.
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kind of fucked up that i'm going to be forever hung up on a fantasy baseball sim that had 6ish total months of active canon play over the course of three years before exploding forever. isn't it
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req'd by @ducktapeal
see im not a blaseball person but google images says chorby looks like this
text: Chorby short, Chorby strong
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Round 2
Baseball has sponsorships, right? If not maybe Blaseball does.
Propaganda Under The Cut
Jaylen Hotdogfingers:
The greatest came-back-wrong character ever. She's the mayor of Seattle. She's was the best pitcher in the league. She was murdered by an umpire in an act of divine retribution for the fanbase's transgression. The fanbase exploited game mechanics to bring her back to life. Immediately she murdered 12 people. She died again and got revived a second time as part of a team of undead players that killed god. She's a really awful batter. She has, like, 16 songs written about her and they're all really good. I thought about her every single day for a period of six consecutive months. I love her.
I'll be real. I'm an outsider to the Blaseball fandom. I don't understand it. I think they've crowdfunded characters from fictionalized fucked-up Baseball stats and a dream. I love seeing what the fuck they're doing in their eldritch sandbox just so much.
Simon Laurent:
I love him so much! Yay! Yippie! he got what he deserved tho
have i submitted him yet? if yes here he is again. what did you do to my French man, now he has anxiety, and maybe 50 other things. i can fix him, but it would require a lot of time travel and a complete lack of trains. as i can't do that, he instead gets his very own tumblr poll submission. one vote for train man is one dollar towards the invention of the simon-specific time machine. (your other guys cant come unless they have the same name sorry) its for a good cause
imagine: youre in the trolley situation. well an oh-so-kind tumblr user decided to give everyone who submits this character a get-out-of-a-train-free ticket! use that ticket, and you're no longer responsible for the death of someone (or you are no longer fated to die)!
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'what role did megan ito play in blaseball' the traitorrrrrrrrr
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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called “Blaseball Season 24” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯🔥
me: yeah whatever man i don't feel shit
me 5 minutes later: all four of the quadrants lead to unknown fates. what is the lesser of four evils?
moist talkers: giant fucking squid time let's gooo
giant fucking squid: the coin is lying to us
some guy: i must singlehandedly propel the oxford paws to the vault
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