#But hilarious at the most random times

[who-needs-reality-anyways]

#the100 #the 100 crack #or my attempt anyways #I’m not funny when i try to be #But hilarious at the most random times

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i think the diamond dogs should play improv games just bc it would amuse me, an ex theater kid, specifically

#ted and beard ofc are reading each others minds #trent is shockingly good at it but only when he forgets to be self conscious #also see: he does both best and worst with ted (best when he's not being self conscious #worst when somehow the prompt gets too touchy or 'romantic' bc Crush Crush Crush Brain Panic) #(please the image of ted in character hugging him or something and trent just. red. brain crashed. no longer improving just frozen. barely #manages to recover and even then it was not subtle. unclear if ted is a) genuinely oblivious b) teasing him and thinks trent knows that #c) something else(??) ) #roy is too stiff most of the time but if he gets really into it he gets REALLY into it. #best way to get this result is to involve phoebe or another child #higgins did community theater at some point and is the one teaching them all the games. beard also seems to have done intense research #but higgins is the one with EXPERIENCE #not that i think beard and ted couldn't have done an improv duo in college or something but in this scenario they did not #nate surprisingly is pretty good at it once he gets into it like it takes him a second but #then he's like. really getting into it and he's very quick on his feet #new way to go mad with power (affectionate): the rush you get when you make the perfect snap back comedic line/acting choice #also while trent is so good paired with so many of them i think he and nate would be a hilarious duo. they're SO funny. #they complement each other well and are both quick & clever #esp if it's about a mutual interest (although one of them taking the lead on something else like nate and music while the other plays off t #em is also good) but like #please i just had the iamge of them basically doing a bit where they're like. those mean old gay muppets in the theater? #like trent and nate improv duoing as some bitchy reviewers just going back and forth and it's so FAST and SO funny #beard records it and posts it somewhere and it goes viral. #god don't even get me started on the idea of some sort of official richmond social media/the gang posting random clips on social media #bc the ideas i have are so funny. #also largely trent centric but what do you want from me okay i'm just a little slut.

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

one thing i love about ricky is that a good chunk of the time he's all awkward angles, and another (often overlapping) chunk of the time he's Delightful Rickyface, and then every now and then out of the blue you just get flashbanged by how hot he is

god damn

#sdmi #scooby doo: mystery incorporated #ricky owens #When I Tell You This Man Rewired My Brain #he was top shelf tumblr sexyman material before his time and that is a crying fucking shame #now i am just determined to spread ricky propaganda. Behold Him #torture cw #abuse cw #for that second to last set of screenshots there #which like he is also the whump bait ever i am just saying #which is hilarious in that instance because then he immediately makes possibly THE most awkward rickyface on the show #tied with whatever is going on there when he bangs open the door of cassidy's dressing room #aka another in my collection of random understated moments in this show that make me fucking wheeze every time #SDMItag

[isfjmel-phleg]

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#random personal stuff #I get it everyone in church wants to fuss over the babies #who are very cute and I'm glad that they're loved! they should be! #but I'd like to put in a good word *also* for a group who tend to get overlooked and undervalued #and that's older kids #once you get past baby age in the church circles I'm familiar with #you are no longer an object of adoration and are now a nuisance a burden and a problem that needs to be suppressed and contained #parents will openly complain about them and heaven forbid anyone reach adolescence because then they're regarded as next-door to a monster #and not many people are really listening to older kids or thinking about what they might need as human beings #which is connection and knowing that people give a darn about them personally #and don't just see them as something to be 'kept busy' or as free labor/babysitting for younger nuisances #I have the most interesting conversations with these kids #they're bright and hilarious and passionate about all kinds of things #and they're dealing with more than most adults seem to realize or take seriously #I remember being that age very vividly and the adult whom I wanted to be around the most was my aunt whenever she visited #because she actually took the time to listen to me and put up my jawing about [current obsession] #probably took a lot of patience on her part but I appreciated it so much #it made me feel like I mattered #sometimes the kids at church will talk to me and I want to be for them the kind of adult my aunt was for me #they ARE worth listening to! #everybody at every stage of life is worth caring about

[kaythefloppa]

Allow me to ruin y’all’s day by reminding you that this one random-ass spider from The Lion King 1 1/2 is without a doubt dead.

Whenever spiders partner up/mate, (A.K.A. what Nala and Simba wound up doing later that night, no I will not argue against that), the female spider will kill and eat the male spider, for both nourishment, and to keep reproductive options open.

Which means that not long after this specific scene (or possibly during it), Timon’s spider would be destined to fall into the [literal] jaws of arachnid sexual cannibalism.

Also depending on the species of spider (probably not the case for this scenario) once the above mentioned female spider has children they will consume her body after immediately hatching.

It’s the Circle of Life. And it screws us all.

#The lion king #the lion king 1 1/2 #Nature #5am is somehow always the perfect time for the most complex big-brain level posts on this stupid multi-fandom blog #can you feel the love tonight #But as a slash horror film which is even more R rated than what’s implied #Actually that would make for a fucking hilarious parody episode of Be the Creature ngl #I’m definitely gonna bring this up at a random conversation every time Lion King is mentioned’ #“Oh yeah that scene in the Lion King where Simba and Nala magically reunite and fall in love under the moonlight?” #“Well at the same time Simba’s 2 dads unintentionally pulled a John Wick on a random spider’s bloodline to try and sabotage their son #I fucking love being such a fucking lunatic over a fucking franchise about animated fucking lions #the lion king simba #the lion king nala #The Lion King Timon #The Lion King Pumbaa #the lion king timon and pumbaa #timon and pumbaa #timon #pumba #disney

[hella1975]

first 5 trk chapters here you go

'every blorbo of yours since has just been a faint attempt at accessing what you once had with andrew' kills myself in front of you to change the trajectory of your life forever

#I JUST THINK HE'S NEAT #oh my god the kevin homophobia allegations have got to be one of the funniest things in this fandom #he's not homophobic he's just insane about exy! put the pitchfork down! #i cant wait for you to meet jean. and jeremy actually. kevin having a crush on jeremy and having to watch some loser frenchman have him #is one of my all time favourite aftg hcs like it's hilarious to me. kevin day in his pining era and for a golden retriever boy no less #also the comment about the word bemused has got to be the most random fucking thing ive ever read yet i kinda get it. compelling #in my trk reread ive not even finished the first chapter and ive noticed two spelling mistakes. you were saying about nora's writing #ask #aftg

[simcardiac-arrested]

OHHHHH MY GOD COMING OFF ANON BECAUSE !??!?!? SCPSL MENTIOn!!?!??!? you are the ONLY person i've EVER seen that mentioned that game in being similar to lethal company ohhhh my god oh my god i used to be so crazy autism over that game Okay. okay. oh my godddd I LOVE(D) SCPSL SO MUCH and it makes me so so so happy to see a game like it get so popular!!! i love lethal company!!! and i love the creatures and the randomly generated facilities and the PROXIMITY chat and the lore (sigurd adn desmond<3) and i love that ALL MY FRIENDS CAN AND DO PLAY ITTT ^__^ its like 14 year old me got blessed by the autism fairy joy and beauty to the world

i don’t know how to say this in a way that wont make me sound like i shouldnt be allowed in public spaces so i’ll just go ahead and say it. I have 200 hours in scpsl

#i havent played it in like 2 or 3 years because one day #it just stopped working on win7. But i got win10 now so theoretically i could play it again. but do i want to #it’s not that it’s a bad game! like i said i’ve had a lot of fun with it. just like lethal company it has some truly #hilarious and truly scary moments #however i can remember a few times where it was just not fun ….. maybe it was the players or the unfair balance or wjatever. But well #i did love it. i love scp and getting to play an scp game for free was life changing to me. IT WAS SO FUN!! #AND I HAD THE MOST BLISSFUL GAMING EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I HAD A BUG WITH MY GAME WHERE I COULDNT HEAR ANYONE AND NO ONE COULD HEAR ME #Probably pissed off my teammates numerous times but well . At least got to exclusively vc with my friends on discord #i think the thing with lethal company (and by extension amogus which is also smth i associate lc with) is that you can play it exclusively #with your buddies. you dont have to join some random ass lobby with random ass people just because the game needs 20 players. U can just #have actual fun. because yes proxy vc is a fun feature for a game but i am seriously grateful that scpsl was bugged for me #i’ve played a lot of ‘shooter’ games (or just games similar to genre) and like Sure im used to people being jerks in game chat or something #but there’s a difference between game chat and straigjt up vc ….. so yeah. i know that it’s barely scpsl’s fault but i just felt like sayin #all that. Blinks #where am i . what am i talking about #sorry for the weird not quite rant about scpsl BUT YES i do think lethal company is quite similar to it. And like if that game was fun again #not to mention the creatures!!! like. coilhead? 173 but well it’s a common trope. eyeless dog? literally 939. A MASK THAT POSSESSES YOU? #DUDE . THIS IS 035 . BRACKEN? okay that’s like 096 but a little to the left #all they need to do now is add a 049 adjacent creature Or perhaps an evil ai computer that locks you in the building or makes landmines #explode on their own. i dont even know. zeekeers hire me #and yeah i love the rng of it all because it makes for a uniquely hilarious/terrifying experience each time. Something it sucks so bad and #you get a facility with like 1 door which is locked. but that too is funny. to me lc isnt about winning it’s about dying in the funniest way #sigmund and desmond lore is also rly good <3 i hope it gets expanded upon. Would love to see some more worldbuilding stuff like WHATHAPPENED #cramswering #anyway. it has been years since i played scpsl and i know tjat they did a bunch of updates and added a bunch of scps . So i dont know if the #game is better or worse now. and i dont know if i want to find out…. what if my game becomes unbugged and i hear people #now THAT’S real horror game material if you ask me

[torchickentacos]

excuse me, cocaine sideboob? is this hidden harry styles lore

yeah, that post wasn't kidding about his lyrics being fascinating. tossing the explanation of this to the former 1d fans to explain because I have genuinely no clue.

#i have not listened to the song to be clear. i'm just harrowingly aware of its existence. i don't go here though #harold. what does this MEAN. #everything i know about this man is 1.) against my will and 2.) hilarious and entertaining #i'm not a current pop culture girlie for the most part but i do enjoy the occasional meme about him #i like that picture of him in like. leggings and a pilgrim hat and nothing else. he dresses like a randomized modded rpg character #or like. when he skinned oscar the grouch for a scarf #i do not actively seek out anything about this man but when i stumble across something it's always a wild time #i know a lot of 1989's about him and he allegedly spat on chris pine #but that's mostly it #but yeah! cocaine sideboob. ty harry styles very cool

[kirbyddd]

rage chip

#plainoletrey #i love this #every time it's something new how is this guy the most unintentionally innocently hilarious person on earth #while simultaneously having the most weatherbeaten wisened random conversations #while talking about how much he loves mario #enlightened behaviour

[skitskatdacat63]

I feel like Khachaturian is such an underrated composer :<

Everyone should listen to Gayaneh >:(

#though i think most people would prob recognize sabre dance and Masquerade #but i absolutely love Gayaneh in its full form its soooooo good #and i cant recommend it to anyone UGH #like 'hey you should listen to this ballet! how long you ask? uhhhh 2½ hours.....' #though ive probably listened through the whole thing at least 10 times #ITS MY FAVVVVVVV ITS SO GOOD!!! #but i listened to it when i was reading a book. like literally only listened to this one ballet while reading it #so now whenever i listen to it i can still only think 'huh this has the essence of [novel]' #i love when music gets permanently linked in your brain with something else #so then it just has the pure essence of whatever its linked to #like i literally feel like im in the universe of that book every time i listen to Gayaneh #though its hilarious bcs the book in question is Chinese but i cant help but imagine the charas in traditional Armenian clothes instead 😭 #i sent the ballet to my chinese friend and im like DOESNT THIS REMIND YOU OF [novel] #and shes like bruh of course not 😭 #some fanart i have of a different chinese novel was drawn in a more slavic folk style #so thats now how i imagine this one book in my head #SORRY SUPER RANDOM TANGENT #anyways i love slavic classical composers by far the most absolutely nothing can beat them imo #but anyways listen to Gayaneh. the 2 hours are worth it i swear!! #im listening to Masquerade while i make gifs so i wonder if Jense and Mark will now have this essence #catie.rambling.txt

[trashycosmos]

i've determined i will probs never play minecraft again bc the sheer amount of content, while amazing, also is overwhelming to the highest degree but gameplay videos are highly enjoyable. also since finding creativerse it just hits better and terraria is like my happy (moddable) medium.

#plus since they introduced columns npcs block rotation AND painting i have been OBSESSED #like don't get me wrong Minecraft is a lot of fun but there's just SO MUCH #Terraria can be a bit overwhelming at times too especially bc i like it modded but even then i feel like there's less to it #maybe just a bit more emphasis on mob farming #ngl the devs hope to bring mods to creativerse but idk how plausible that is but is2g if they make it a reality i'll lose my shit #it's basically all that i feel is missing #the style/textures are wonderful and the variety of blocks/decor you can craft is unreal #plus being able to tame 99% of mobs is just???? chef's kiss #don't get me started on how they have wiring instead of redstone which means you don't need an acre to set up machines and TELEPORTERS #also similarly to Terraria you can transfer resources from one world to another??? you just have to unlock and craft the chest #there's also the fact that once you get the right npcs almost everything is renewable without having to terraform #one of them even multiplies the drops you get from tamed creatures #i would like to see more customization for the base character model but dressing my character like a witchy green chicken has been hilarious #in short all of them are amazing but creativerse just appeals to me most #oh! going back to the modding thing if they did introduce it i think with the right people the game could become a 3d terraria #which is a DREAM to me #though Terraria was on a whole other level with the bosses/random events #like the mechanical bosses stressed me the fuck out and wof when i was beginning #i don't think i even ever made it to plantera on my last long run roflmao or any of them tbh #blood moon and goblin invasion was always fun and good for money #hadn't quite figured out the stairs situation though so npcs could traverse up AND down but it's fine #Falling Apart And Coming Together

[dc-said-bi-robin-rights]

Could you imagine if they killed Rose off in a team book piggybacked onto the back of an unrelated Batman book days before her first solo miniseries in like fifteen fucking years?

#rose wilson #ravager #wgahshgegshs that’d be the most embarrassing shit ever #i don’t actually think it’s her that’s gonna seemingly get killed off to be clear like not really #but it’d be hilarious #could you imagine? #one of the most competent people on the planet #has taken down Cassandra Cain in hand-to hand #soloed all of the Terror Titans like seven times #took down an invincible super with super strength with only her speed #her leg #and two broken swords #and she gets punked in some random bonus story #I think that’d be hilarious #the single most competent failgirl in the DCU #I mean it could happen #after what happened to Kamala I wouldn’t put it past editorial #yes I know it’s not the same editorial but like be fr it might as well be with the way comic book companies are run

[deus-ex-mona]

good bye to the weekend… _(:3 」∠)_

#ngl this is the most hilarious dance of the batch #you see them bouncing about sooooo happily… then you remember that they’re singing about yui’s deceased grandpa— #and with that… time to see which one of my 4 vids gets taken down first👀👀👀👀 #i’m not sharing the mona and loserxloser dances separately though. ain’t nobody got time to crop those clips— #and their dances suck anyway. mona was more dynamic in moge’s 2d mv than the ‘live’ performance #and the lxl dances will probably join the guerilla lineup soon anyway so— #i’ll un-unlist either fake star or this good bye vid (whichever reaches 100 views first lmao) #yt copyright do your thing!!!!!!!!👀👀👀👀👀 #i’m waiting for the ✨cease and desist✨!!!!! don’t fail me and my 6 random subscribers lmaoooooooo #fedora throttle4 #and shoo main yt tag go away i still didn’t tag you >:(

[polka-spots]

Me: Hey (boss), would it be okay if I took next Tuesday off please? I fully understand if that won't work, but thought I'd ask. Sorry for the late notice as well.

My boss: no probs ;)

#work stuff #personal #my boss is the most boss of all time #i love and hate him #he's so disorganised #yet at the same time lets me have random days off a lot #i mean i'm casual #but like #he's so fucking chill about my hours #edit: also he uses emojis all the time it's hilarious