Next time I give a family member a ride somewhere, I’m gonna tell them, “You don’t mind if I turn on NPR / the BBC, do you?” before turning on a random episode of WTNV. I wanna know how long it takes them to freak out over the content.
AGGGHHHHH FINALLY MY FAVOURITE SHIP DURING 2023 and never gave them any love it’s my bad.
And lore, that I have had since I just started listening.
I privately hope the whole WTNV podcast is a mad man’s monologue, hence the bottom right sketch. Although the later episodes where other characters entered the chat ruin the fantasy, maybe Cecil utilized AI voice or smth (no that’s not what I’m suggesting…) or it’s commissioned voice memos he got for this apocalypse drama play single-player dnd campaign. Anyway, this has nothing to do with the sketch. Enjoy.
Imagine being carlos the scientist and trying to tune into the local community radio and theres this guy youve never spoken to just talking about how hot you are
Cecil Gershwin Palmer, character of all time. He's gay. He has lyme disease. He's a PTA uncle. He's terrified of mirrors and for good reason. He's a cat dad. He's a DAD dad. He fell in love with his husband the first time he laid eyes on him. He got a barber run out of town. He regularly leaks classified police and government information on his radio show but kept his adopted son secret for ages. He has a complicated and tumultuous relationship with his mother. He's a gossipy bitch. He's in love with the job he was destined and cursed to have. He wears fanny packs. He's cried on air as many times as he's laughed. He has a true crime podcast. He calls his husband Kittycake. He has been a my fictional friend for over ten years.