#Deal Offer

[haithamuse]

i'm just saying guys if you want free notes and appreciation then write about alhaitham and tag me trust me

#deal offer #i get: alhaitham content #you get: my unconditional love and appreciation (and also me screaming) #୧ ‧₊˚ ʕ•ﻌ•`ʔ ⋅ — esther's schemes #<- this is where my rambling tag comes in literally #this is my scheme to get more alhaitham content on my dash

[n4tural1]

DEAL OFFER

World peace,

BUT

all the extra hatred and malice goes to a single country of your choosing.

What is your choice?

Where do you choose?

#deal offer #choose wisely

[keshavkumar]

Nail Your Style: Get Up to 20% OFF on a Stunning Collection of Nail Paints at Rs.799!

Deal Offer: 20% OFF If you’re someone who loves experimenting with nail colors and enjoys adding a touch of glamour to your fingertips, we have an exciting deal for you. Get ready to explore a wide range of nail paints at irresistible prices, with up to 20% off on your favorite shades. With this amazing offer, you can revamp your nail polish collection without breaking the bank. Your nails are…

View On WordPress

#Affordable Prices #Best of Shades #Chip-Resistant #Deal Offer #Exciting Deals #Express Yourself #High-Quality #landing page #Long-Lasting #Nail Paint #Nail Polish Collection #Rs.799 #Trendy Colors #Unique Style #Upgrade #Upto 20% OFF #User-Friendly Interface #value for money #Vibrant Swatches

[nerdpoe]

Selina has her eye on a one-of-a-kind jewel.

The museum it's in have no idea what kind it is, just that it was a leftover result of an attack on Earth by some dimension called the Infinite Realms.

And, well...it's really very beautiful.

Diamond white and abyss black and frosty blue, constantly shifting colors, emits cold, constantly generating frost so that it's shimmering in the lights.

It's unique. It's stolen from another dimension. It's gorgeous.

She wants it.

So; she takes it.

She...can't really bring herself to take it to a magic user to return it just yet.

Mostly, she keeps it in a glass, temperature controlled container in her apartment.

Harley and Ivy think it's pretty, but they don't really experience the same draw that Selina does.

She resolves that she will contact the Infinite Realms to ask if it's something they want back in...a week.

One week turns into one month.

One month turns into four months.

Four months turn into a year.

For that year, the beautiful jewel sits in it's protected case, and Selina ogles it when she's a bit too stressed. Every day, it seems to get brighter and shinier.

She isn't driven by compulsion, no-she knows herself too well. She knows damn well she's being driven by greed.

Then one day, as she's staring at it-the jewel starts to glow. The glass case shatters. A form begins to shape out of frost and-possibly-space.

And then there is a teenager, sitting bewildered in her apartment. All wild white hair and wide green eyes, shock written into his very expression.

He stares at her.

She stares at him.

"...So, not to be weird, but why are my instincts telling me you're my mom?"

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #the first time he goes human he gives her a heart attack #because #“oh no i'm becoming bruce” #but her possessiveness of Danny's core #her providing a protected place for it to flourish #offering it “love” (it was greed but whatever) #made his ghost side go #“oh is this mom? this is mom.” #now they both get to deal with the consequences of that

[vaguely-concerned]

sisko: *sigh* against my will and for complicated political reasons I am sent to save your sorry cardassian ass yet again. just get in the fucking car already pls

gul dukat: there's a hidden meaning in that! the usurper of terok nor obviously desires me carnally

#star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #benjamin sisko #gul dukat #'really captain this is quite pathetic -- you don't need to go to all this trouble to get my attention ;) just offer me my office back' #sisko stares into the camera with real but understated suffering b/c that's what happens to a person dealing with dukat #poor sisko. he's trying to have one (ONE) nice uninterrupted date with kasidy and he gets sent to bail dukat out AGAIN #nightmare assignment #gul dukat is the political cockroach of the alpha quadrant and now we all have to live with it for seven seasons

[alibonbonn]

Guy who went to Baldur’s Gate law school and passed the Baldur’s Gate bar exam some time long ago

#its all very tedious I BET #did he chug speed potions to pull all-nighters #ALSO shouldn’t he know not to make deals with the devil without a lawyer present #evidently baldurs gates legal system is in shambles #yelling about how apparently origin astarion can offer to look over wyll’s contract omg #anyways this is for my lawyer friends idk how u guys do this #bg3 #baldur’s gate iii #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #alibonbonn #ali draws

[unpretty]

i think you'll find i've thought about it WAY more than twice

#original #something about this headline really got me #the implication that this is a common problem people are dealing with #like there's vines going door to door making offers

[yrsonpurpose]

Please stay gorgeous and strong and unbelievable. I miss you I miss you I miss you I love you. I’m calling you as soon as I send this, but I know you like to have these things written down. A ✿ / ❀

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex x henry #firstprince #userninz #userveronika #chrissiewatts #usernuria #usersteen #userclara #usermegsb #usermaloune #mine* #been wanting to make a full one of these since the movie came out so now... the full (incomplete) list!! #something about this email thread just makes me want to stand in a dark room and scream #the realisation alex has about henry offering alex an out and that it actually Was a big deal to him to say that #if no ones loving me like this then keep it i dont want it #'i know you like to have these things written down' and then it gets leaked 😔😔😔 #alex saying that he cant match henry for prose but coming up with this list anyway #bc henry doesnt need all of the fancy words in the same way he just needs alex. and HIS words. and how he expresses his love in his own way #mhmm.

[mipexch]

what else would you expect a literal blood machine to gift you besides a coin lodged directly into your chest. happy holidays

#ultrakill #v1 #gabriel #gabv1el #i know its a funny comic but oh i do really think v1 would offer up something like this in a gesture of romance or something similar #theyre a blood robot. they run off of blood. if they offer you something that could keep them living for Days purely because they want to.. #they are attached to you so sorry. your robot to deal with now #gore cw #kind of #idk #gen art

[nelkcats]

Refuge

Danny was not retired, technically he came when people needed him, he helped or protected them as the case may be. It just turned out that over the years they stopped needing him.

And that was fine, it meant humanity could take care of itself, it meant they were safe. That was what had to matter, no matter that deep down, the halfa was hurt by the information.

It was harder to accept change when you weren't part of it. Danny was immortal, eternal, and powerful, things that no longer fit the world. Not with all the heroes and wizards running around, not with Amity Park fading away, becoming nothing more than a part of his memories.

He fit in perfectly in the Realms, sure, but he knew that if he stayed there too long he'd stop feeling human, and that was dangerous.

So, no, Danny wasn't retired. But he lived in a simple house in Metropolis, though sometimes he got tired of Superman being able to hear literally everything and moved to his house in Fawcett. He used to switch between the two houses frequently, not that it was difficult since he had figured out how to make portals.

He had a few friends, like the orphan boy who lived at the train station and Conner, a teenager who sometimes just needed a house to stay in when he couldn't stand his father.

Neither Conner nor Billy minded his age, which was comforting, although they both got curious when he visited the other house. Danny didn't know how to explain that Eternity Rock and Superman made him nervous if he stayed too long (he didn't like feeling watched), so he just shrugged and told them he had two houses.

Neither of the kids understood but they accepted it. They both had a habit of calling him "Uncle", Danny thought it was odd, given that his appearance wasn't exactly...adult, but it seemed they were comfortable with that, and he left them alone.

Apparently his house (occupied or not) had become a haven for them. Danny always greeted them with a sandwich, or cookies, even though he felt like a grandmother doing so. He smiled for the first time in years, feeling happy to fit into someone's life.

That's why it was quite disconcerting to find the Justice League outside his door asking him to join them. Danny chuckled internally, because the current heroes actually believed they could force him into something, but he accompanied them anyway.

Superboy and Captain Marvel scowled at the League as soon as they entered the Watchtower, when they were told they were bringing in a "dangerous individual" they didn't expect to see their unofficial uncle.

#dpxdc #immortal danny #he took care of Billy and Conner #Conner found his home after a fight with Clark #He thought it was weird when Danny just invited him in and taught him breathing exercises to calm down #Danny knows what it's like to deal with angsty teens because he's one forever #Well for that and for Jazz #Billy found Danny's house after he offered him food #Danny managed to cheat the system and buy two houses while they were not paying attention to him #Halfa powers and Vlad's fortune came in handy for something #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny would change houses whenever he felt Superman or the Rock were paying too much attention to him #he hates being noticed when there is no reason #Billy and Conner know about each other even though Danny doesn't know that they know #They think it's fun to keep the secret #The conversation came up on a mission #The League sensed a large source of magical power and decided to interrogate it #Danny thinks it's cute that they think they can question him #He is the great source of power obviously #Uncle Danny

[greenlaut]

bitter tea & oranges

#inspired by the amount of time i spent just standing in jerusalem bureau #and my hc that malik would drink bitter medicinal teas to help with chronic pain #also my hc is that altair has chronic pain. so hes familiar how to deal with it #sort of a peace offering to offer orange to counteract the bitter tea #peeling oranges as an act of love ok ty #THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WARM UP the ghost of altair possessed me to draw malik lovingly #my art #asscreed #assassin's creed 1 #assassins creed 1 #assassins creed #assassin's creed #altair ibn la'ahad #altaïr ibn la'ahad #malik al sayf #altmal #ac1 #ac #ac 1 #i will never shut up about jerusalem bureau being my safe place rn #altaïr visiting malik. he can scold me however much he wants. atleast he still sees me as someone worth talking to #maliks hatred recognising altair as his own existence vs al mualims adoration of altair like a well kept weapon

[stargazerspringles]

hehe funny meme

I made this a while ago, decided to redraw it cause it sucked >:D

(old below, super sketchy and not cleaned up >:[)

#spm #super paper mario #dimentio super paper mario #dimentio #TRADE OFFER #idk man seems like a bad deal #Why is he so difficult to draw???

[bet-on-me-13]

So, I love the "OP!Ghost King Danny who terrifies the absolute shit out of the League" fics as much as the next guy, but I feel like people always make him a little too OP or make the Leagues reactions to him too over the top

So, what if Danny was just a little more powerful that Superman. Or maybe as strong as Darkseid.

And this time, the League isn't all to bothered by the God King of the Afterlife, sure he's powerful, but not absurdly powerful

Maybe, Danny is still insanely OP, but nobody really cares anyways

Like

Flash: Oh you're the king of the Afterlife? Can you get Black Flash to leave me alone please. He came at me while I was having my kids birthday party, and it really sucked. I mean, the battle lasted .01 milliseconds, but it was still annoying

Or

Wonderwoman: Oh, You are Royalty as well? Of the Afterlife you say? Well then, give Pandora my regards. Do you want to join me and Arthur's weekly Royalty Meetings? Just between us, they are more "gossiping about the other Leaguers" than actual diplomatic conversations

Or

Batman: I don't think the Ghost King owning all of Constantine's soul is a very big deal, he is a benevolent king, open to working with the League, not likely to abuse his power over John, and John could definitely be knocked down a peg.

Constantine: *betrayed png*

Or

Superman: It's nice to have met someone who can relate to me so well. We both had to navigate our powers young, and we both had support systems. Also thanks for the advise on reconciling with Conner, your experiences with Ellie really helped out it into perspective

#Dp X dc #Dp/dc #DC X dp #DC/do #Danny phantom #Dcu #Dc #Realistically danny wouldn't be that big of a deal for the league #More like a “why is this kid so strong? We need to help him” #And Danny is so glad they finally noticed and offered their help to Amity

[p1nkshield]

Damian: This is my business partner mittens.

Mittens: mrrp!

Damian: Not now, we need to introduce ourselves first.

Mittens: mrrap!

Damian: fine. Where do you stock your treats?

Pet store employee: ... Where are your parents?

#damian wayne #He has not asked if he can keep mittens yet #Do not tell my father I am here! #he was gonna offer you a bimsness deal #he receives cat treats #you receive a *nearly* new very well taken care of knife #“This knife has a very well made tang and blade. It is very sharp and worth a pallet of cat treats! this is a great deal! Accept it.”

[torturedpoetdean]

imagine one day you’re on your third flight of the day doing your silly little flight attendant job and you’re exhausted, and ready to be home, and you’re smiling and dissociating as your greet passengers as they come on board and suddenly in walks jensen ackles, dean winchester himself, and he smiles and says “thanks” as you hand him a silly little disinfectant wipe. You proceed to hand the basket of wipes to your coworker as you rush to the bathroom to have a full blown panic attack because DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER is on your flight and you are going to have to talk to him and interact with him and be professional and pretend you aren’t having a meltdown cause you would know those eye crinkles ANYWHERE. Imagine you’re taking dinner orders and you’re repeating to yourself in your head “be profesional, smile and ask for his order, just breathe” and he proceeds to order the cheeseburger and a whiskey neat and your brain short circuits and in your most sarcastic tone out of your mouth comes “yeah sure thing dean” AND THEN YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES CAUSE YOU JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD TO JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES!!!!! Anyways he laughs and says “my wife says that all the time” then you proceed to die and blackout and work the rest of the flight on autopilot yeah imagine if that happened 😅

#we had an entire conversation after that and he was so nice truly #he let me ramble for 10 whole minutes and then said he didn’t mind he said I was funny #im not gonna recount everything cause that’s just for me #i wanted to ask for a pic but felt like that would ruin the vibe after we started talking and he didn’t offer so oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️ #but please know that i deal with assholes and truly vile humans in first class daily and he was just so…. nice? #idk i was just really overwhelmed and i did cry in the bathroom afterwards #anyways there it is #just another day at work #ana’s silly little thoughts

[bizarrelovesquare]

Avatar: The Last Airbender

s3 ep 09, Nightmares and Daydreams

#thought about giffing the whole scene but i like the mood of this part right here #being caught up in your own anxieties while your girl is trying to offer you some calming tea #avatar the last airbender #atlaedit #maiko #zuko #mai #gif #evie's gifs #ALSO i've always loved how he apparently stayed the night there...like he was NOT about to go back home and deal with his family's bullshit #(i'm pretty sure he stayed at mai's? this was first thing the next morning and i doubt the servants would have let him go out without his - #hair fixed? considering how the day before they wouldn't even let him walk there instead of taking the palanquin lol)