#Dick is very glad

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Am I back on my Sons of Anarchy AU bullshit again? yes

Jason and Dick take a break in the shade after Jason takes over the shop.

#dc #dc comics #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #soa AU #First Dick gets the shop after Bruce dies and then Jason comes back from his 'road trip' and then he takes over #Dick is very glad #he gets a part-time job as a gymnastics teacher and still works at the shop part-time #Most of the batfam works at the shop a little #anyway I could go on and on #my art

[ghost-bxrd]

Slightly dark/insane batfam who is overjoyed to have Jason back from death is one of my favorite aus ever. Like imagine Bruce being oh so proud of his son who ended entire gangs and built an empire in a matter of months before he even turned 19. Ofc he's gonna brag to this fellow JL members. His kid is just so driven and smart! Jason has no idea if they were always like this or if his death made them this way but he's not complaining (much).

Ooo that would be interesting!

Like, a Batman who still doesn’t kill and adheres to his moral code but has absolutely no problem if his kids turn murderous. He’s a proud and supportive dad either way, the only rule he has is that they keep it strictly to criminals and leave alone the regular civilians.

He went a little cuckoo when he lost Jason. As did Dick. (And Tim wasn’t sane either way lmao)

#Tim is my little chaos gremlin #Steph isn’t any better #cass is an angel ✨ #duke would like to mention that he’s very scared of them all #but still loves them #Damian is pleasantly surprised by his father’s moral flexibilities #but he decides to take the no killing thing as a challenge #the JLA don’t know what kind of shit show they stepped into but they’re glad someone’s handling Gotham #they know the day Bats kills someone is the day the need to evacuate earth lmao #ghost talks #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam #robin #bruce wayne #red hood #tim drake #batman #duke thonas #cassandra cain #Stephanie brown #Damian wayne

[mushroomnoodles]

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

over a whole year of studying and he still has nothin

hes nawt overdue btw gestation period just takes longer for vamps

#after the first nine months came and went and simon wasnt even full term they sort of gave up trying to figure out when the baby would come #and just winged it from there #simon was glad he was documenting the pregnancy since it wasn't like a human one #but bro is at the point where hes like you know what #maybe my wife DOES have a magic dick. maybe that's just it #i have a mproblem #cw mpreg #tw mpreg #mpreg #vampsimon #vamparents #simon is actually very close to having morrigan here #my style <3

[blackboard-monitor]

i'm like a month and a half behind on whale weekly

#this was requested for an individual post #honestly i don't get why everyone seems to like this #i put very little effort into it #and am indifferent about the result #but i guess i'm glad others enjoy it? #art #inktober #inktober 2023 #moby dick #whale weekly

[sisaloofafump]

Bat Symbol Lingerie

Inspired these tags on this post of mine:

Bonus:

#tim and damian are chilling on patrol and very glad to not have bat symbols that can be easily turned to underwear #also damian is a child #(that’s also why Duke has leggings. because he’s baby) #do not judge the anatomy I did not try at all #thank you #Batman #batgirl #Cassandra Cain #Stephanie brown #the signal #duke thomas #red hood #Jason Todd #Barbara Gordon #batwing #luke fox #Batwoman #kate Kane #nightwing #dick Grayson #Bruce Wayne #dc comics #my art #batfamily

[meownotgood]

pop up parade aki!!!

#no ass. and all DICK #the bakery went fucking bankrupt there's absolutely no cake #no really he's so damn flat #there is absolutely nothing #lol he's so much cuter irl than in the pictures #I'm glad they changed the pop up parade based because these ones are much nicer #his cute faaaaaace... #he's very detailed for such a little thing #I like the details on his clothes and the back of his tie with the short part tucked in #a silly face that I want to kiss #aki <3

[phoenixcatch7]

@puppetmaster13u, for the amazing meat marionette au, a small creacher!

I spent ages trying to get the details just right ^^

I somehow gave him static eyes, I'm not sure how lol, should I change it?

#Meat marionette au #The cute thing is they allow ears to clip through hoods which is very handy XD #I'm so glad they added the new big tails #Really tried to pay attention to the colour scheme and I think it worked well!! #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #dick greyson #batman #He's got the lazarus mouth and all! #Robin i

[spacenintendogs]

Confession: Snotstrid is the only m/f pairing in all history of How to Train Your Dragon that I'm able to truly enjoy, but if I say this anywhere else I'll get bashed on the head (not a joke, this actually happened once). When I found your blog I literally screamed with joy and thanked the heavens, for I am not the only one child of men born with bad taste. Thank you so much for your service.

proud to serve our troops 🫡

#hi op i'm sorry ppl have been dicks to u in the past abt it #snotstrid are so gr8 for enemies friends & lovers (& exes) they have so much chemistru #u do not have bad taste #we have excellent taste #ppl just hate fun lmao #snotstrid is my fave ship period & i am more than happy to provide #i hope u are having a good evening op!!!! #🌹 art #snotstrid #httyd #httyd fanart #astrid hofferson #snotlout jorgenson #dragons off the coast au #httyd modern au #thank u for the ask <33 #anon ask #rose answers #genuinely this made me very happy i'm glad i can provide u some joy op #fuck da haters 🖕🖕 #in all seriousness tumblr overall is so chill #i have not gotten hate for posting snotstrid once since i started #u will not get bashed here <3 #(modern au tags are for the last doodle lol)

[sea-lanterns]

ANGEYYYYYY THAT TRANSFEM GENSHIN WOMEN DICK TIERLIST,,,,,, GOT ME HOT LIKE, YELAN WITH 7+ INCHES ??? DONT MIND IF I DOOOOO ,!,,!,@?!??? I CAN TAKE IT NO LUBE !,!??@?@??

(they call me the yelan girth gobbler round these parts–)

-🎲

PLEASE USE LUBE 😨

Yelan is BIG. LIKE REALLY BIG. In fact, as kinky as Yelan is in the first place, I don’t think she’ll ever fathom using no lube on you, as the thought of going into you dry just does not sound pleasant to either you or her…

Yelan says use lube everyone! Please use a lot of it! Especially to all my “girth gobblers” like 🎲 anon…

#🫧feeding the fishes #🎲 anon #glad you enjoyed the dick tierlist tho #it was very fun to imagine myself measuring each and every woman’s dick

[zahri-melitor]

Staring grimly into the "aren't we all glad the 5 year timeline no longer exists" abyss again.

"As of Catwoman #2 2011, Selina claimed to be 23 years old."

Selina. Twenty THREE. SELINA.

I just...

#I am so glad this has been retconned back to a normal age given everything #That would have made Selina approximately one year older than Dick #and two-three years older than they were trying to claim Jason was #Yes Bruce and Selina generally are shown to have an age gap but something like 28/29 and 23 happened back when Dick was a preteen! #'Selina and Barbara are close in age' is something that COULD be true but you're using some very pre-Crisis Babs age to accomplish it... #timeline shenanigans

[there-will-be-a-way]

Every Saturday and Sunday I go to the clinic to do an alcohol test - because being controlled is the only thing that keeps me sober (this plan was my idea, yes, I got praised for this by the staff 🙌🏻). So today when I went there, I asked to have a talk and confessed that I relapsed. I'm proud that I was honest. Even prouder that I stopped the relapse. I didn't continue drinking today - I genuinely didn't want to which is new.

The nurse thanked me for my honesty and offered that next time I can come over before I relapse and stay the night. Not sure if I'll manage to do that but I can try and it's good to have this option.

#personal posts #took my prn meds and staying in my roommates room #took my sleep meds early and now I'm about to watch a movie and call it a day #this morning I went to the gas station to buy beer for my roomie (cause it would have been a dick move to drink his beer without buying him #new booze #and I didn't buy any alc for myself (!!!!)) #very glad my responsible parts came out to handle the situation #they have Skills™️ #the older I get the more I realize that honesty is one of the most important traits you can have #I used to be so dishonest for real #but I'm making 'no lying' a rule #tomorrow when I go to the clinic for ergotherapy I'll likely have to write a behavior analysis (my beloved) smd that's it #no one got mad at me #positive experience #and I have therapy tomorrow too #it's gonna be a long day #*avoided staying in

[cowboy-robooty]

no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way

#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true #yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT #im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe #me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga #and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita) #i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time. #like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era #but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent #like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit #they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.' #ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT #its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit #instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time #its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life #i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me #i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit? #i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant #because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday #its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros #ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition #itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros #and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay #idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager #content #robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me #robooty kun

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I made a meme do you leik it :)

#i am SUFFERING out here #i have a presentation and essay for one module a presentation for another module and an object to make with a 1000 word explanation?? #for another module all due within the next two weeks #and i am unable to get out of bed 👍🏻 #fantastic timing dont you think #theres been trouble with my antidepressents so im off those too which ahahahahah doesnt help #and i cant got to the doctors for them cause ill have to fight for it and then that will give them reason to not give me testosterone in #december when im due to get it cause im 'unstable' and my doctors surgery isnt very fond of me starting anyway #im not about to give them a reason to stop me from getting the perscription #so ive just got to fucking raw dog life for the first time since i was 16 how great #no i cannot complete these very important assignments that count towards my degree im trying not to throw myself into oncoming traffic soz #and also trying to manage to feed myself and perhaps leave my bedroom for a total of five minutes at least a day #this has not been entirely achievable but yk im doing my best 😀👍🏻 #depressive episode #did any of yall see those two girls with a podcast that said i love my mental illness it makes me who i am #because i think about those two far too often and im so glad everyone was in the comments so much so they deleted the video lmfao cause bro #depression #can suck my dick #in a bad way

[weewoow-20706030]

I watched ATSV (the new spideman movie) recently and just rewatched ITSV (another spiderman movie) so you know what that means!!!

The bat boys as spiders!!!

Ok ok ok. So the story goes that after patrol they all went to a fast food place, a sketchy one at that, but food is food. A radioactive spider ended up in the pot/stove/fryer that their food was cooked in. And the rest goes from there.

They all have organic webs because if they didn't they wouldn't make web shooters just use their grapple hooks.

Uhhh and yeah. That. I can't draw that well but I might make a dumb little comic of it because I think it would be funny.

#The next day they all have to deal with their own spider problems (sticking to things. super strength. webs sticking everywhere. ect. ect) #Jason: Dick Glad you answered. My phone is very much stuck to my hand and I want to know what you did. #Dick: wierd. Im actually standing upside down on the ceiling right now. so. uhhh. I dont know. #tim drake #batfam #red robin #batfamily #dc #jason todd #dick grayson #robin #damian wayne #nightwing

[mha-vilain-au]

*after a training where he was pair up with Himiko*

Neito: I'll be the first one to admit that this did not go according to the plan.

Neito: But the plan was written with colored pencil and glitter gel.

#Neito and Himiko are the “clown to clown conversation” meme #Neito theater nerd and a dumbass 🤝 Himiko romcom nerd and a dumbass too #They're so platonic soulmates #Also I don't know if I said it but Neito is in class 1A in my AU #But he isn't mean to class 1B #On the contrary he's very found of them #In the “I'm so glad you didn't have to go through the same shit storm than us” kind of way #He still a butthead with Katsuki tho #But Katsuki is also a dick with every one so it's fair #In this house we support Katsuki Bakugou bullying #mha vilain au #my hero academia #mha vilain au incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha himiko #hero himiko #mha neito #Neito Monoma is in class 1A

[synthshenanigans]

there’s one on here currently and they’re bringing back up old controversy (jashshipping)

Yeaa I saw that. They also seem to post a bunch of CJ related things, so I might make the daily photos one since there isn't one for just CJ screenshots/photos

#im gonna be a fait bit busy today so I cant make it rn #also wont be making it tomorrow as there's another strike happening then [ill make a post on that later too btw] #but i want there to be an account just of stuff from the vids or of the ones he posts on twitter #as for the shipping thing #i wish ppl wouldn't be so rude with things sometimes man #my stance is basically the same as CJs. interpret it however you'd like just don't show it to ppl who are uncomfortable with it #also don't harass or be a dick to people who do or don't ship it #im glad it died down since then at least & that there's not a bunch of hate going around #this fandom is simultaneously really nice to be in & also really draining sometimes #tho it definitely isn't the worse. ive been in a lot of ones that are a LOT worse than here. big & small #place is actually quite nice mostly. despite some things that deserve needing to be called out [like some of the ableism toward Heart] #I think things would be a lot better if people just let others do their own thing. as long as its not like. fuckin illegal or offense #or against CJs boundaries. just let others vibe out in there own corner #ain't that what we all said when TH purists complain about CJs covers? No ones forcing you to consume the content. is all good #just stay where you're comfortable! if anyone's forcing you to look at their stuff then they're the issue. and that goes both ways #again just listen to what the guy said. don't show it to people that don't like it. don't harass people who do it don't like it. an like #just be groovy #sorry for the rant this has just been on my mind for months now #im generally very neutral on things but i hate everyone just yellin at each other when there doesn't need to be yelling in the first place #again this place is hell of a lot better than other spaces ive been in #its a main reason this is the first fandom I've actively participated a shit ton in #im actually using discord & talking [a bit] to other ppl for once lol #idk man i like it here. Just don't make a reason for people not to like it here #again apologies for the rant op. this has just been on my mind for some time & i really don't want shit being blown up again #also apologize if anythins spelled wrong or sounds like nonsense #shitty keyboard + dyslexia + not being able to edit tags can make dumb results lol #moss rants #[atlas asks]