Ridiculous Gifts for Your Necromancer:
So, you’ve gotten them what they actually wanted… but let’s say you’re still in a bit of a silly, goofy mood. Well, I have more than a few suggestions! :D (Featuring actual Etsy links!)
Maxi:
A mug that reveals Maxi’s actual role in the zombie apocalypse
A sticker about his actual role in Necromancy!!
A mug he would adore for the spelling joke and the Sixth Sense reference
A shirt that lays out his honest routine: “Eat. Sleep. Do Creepy Mortician Shit. Repeat.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Another shirt that says “Introverted but willing to discuss Funeral Arrangements,” y’know, casual.
A cat pillow that would remind him of Magnolia.
A decal for the Hearse that might cause consternation in a few locals.
A mug that would cause him to die inside and he would only use it whenever it was just you and him in the House (but secretly be pleased you thought so.)
Hector:
A very accurate shirt that reads “I may snap at any moment”
A focus joke mug!!
Another t-shirt that reads “Everyone’s a Photographer until Manual Mode”
A journal that definitely isn’t a sex joke! How scandalous would that be!
A “Hopeless Necromantic” shirt that our boy would def wear around the House with you.
Another bad t-shirt that is also definitely not a sex joke!
...And a mug that’s definitely just about lens lengths! (Look, this is the man’s sense of humor, what can I say.)
Perhaps the winning t-shirt of the bunch, which reads “I Shoot People, and Sometimes Chop Off Their Heads.” (He doesn’t normally shoot people when he’s not behind a camera... but decapitation isn’t out of the question.)
Rora:
A sticker for taxidermists of the lady variety, from three gals decals
Some charming, death-positive embroidery
This v honest mug
This very honest and really unique patch by FernandesMakes
A t-shirt that reads “I collect dead things”
A mug that is both accurate and queer, so bonus!!
A pin that reads “I love dead things” to compliment the aforementioned shirt
Another sticker that reads “I’m a Taxidermist; Honk if a Body Part Falls Out” from three gals decals. (Might seem ominous paired w/ the decal from Maxi’s list, but do you!)
Bonus! Not-so-ridiculous things your Necromancer might get you:
Most likely to be from...
Hector: the ghost stud earrings (handmade in NOLA!), and the Worship Yourself crystal print
Rora: The “All Men are Cremated Equal” sticker, and the You Are Bootiful ornament
Maxi: The “For Better or for Hearse” sticker, or a mug joking about your first Halloween together (which would also make him blush whenever you used it)
From your favorite or all three: the “RIP Gender Roles” sticker, the “Coffee, Books, and Cemeteries” t-shirt (what? you’re a person with some straightforward interests), or the Life/Death Pinkie Promise pendant - they’re yours. You’re theirs. This is just how this works.
There’s way more where this came from, but I had to limit myself for the sake of my moodboards. :’D If you’re interested in something and the link doesn’t work/the shop turns out to be kinda weird and I didn’t realize it, feel free to give me a shout and I’ll give it a fix either way.
Merry Xmas, y’all, and I hope everyone’s holiday is going okay today! <3
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THE SIMPSONS - Last night was the launch of the ON DRAWING exhibition @rare_mags. It was an amazing evening! It also means I can finally share the picture I drew in collaboration with my 6 year old daughter Matilda. 💛 . There is a limited edition A3 riso print available online now via the LINK IN OUR BIO. If you’re feeling particularly generous the original drawing is also for sale! . Also... The last few copies of the BEST SIMPSONS ZINE EVER, also featuring Matilda’s work, are now available. Act fast if you still want a copy. 😘 . The ON DRAWING exhibition runs until the end of March, so if you get the chance you should definitely check it out! It also features amazing work by @josh_wayles @cthurgatestudio @amritrandhawa @jacklever222 @intwosandthrees @dickvincent @fernandesmakes @dorsettpaints and #RobertCarter . . . #zine #zines #fanzine #fanzines #smallpress #smallpresscomic #comic #comics #indiepublishing #publishing #selfpublished #homer #homersimpsons #bart #bartsimpson #bootlegbart #bootlegsimpsons #simpsonszine #simpsonsfanzine #zinetent #raremags #drawing #exhibition #print #riso #risoprint #stockport #ondrawings #groupshow @gfsmithpapers @_open__spaces_ @janeybird40 @henrypressmcr (at Rare Mags) https://www.instagram.com/p/Budud2vhLZW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r04d11w31ls0
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My good friend @fernandesmakes (on instagram) painted me like one of her French girls 😍
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ON DRAWING - We have an original drawing in an exhibition @raremags. It’ll be for sale alongside a limited run of riso prints. It’s Simpsons themed obvs! 💛 . Here are the details for the opening night: . 📍 RAREMAGS (Stockport) 🗓 28th FEBRUARY ⏰ 6PM - 10PM 🍺 BEER . . . #zine #zines #fanzine #fanzines #smallpress #smallpresscomic #comic #comics #indiepublishing #publishing #selfpublished #homer #homersimpsons #bart #bartsimpson #bootlegbart #bootlegsimpsons #simpsonszine #simpsonsfanzine #zinetent #raremags #drawing #exhibition #print #riso #risoprint #stockport #ondrawings #groupshow @gfsmithpapers @_open__spaces_ @janeybird40 @henrypressmcr @josh_wayles @jacklever222 @dorsettface @dickvincent @intwosandthrees @cthurgatestudio @amritrandhawa @fernandesmakes (at Rare Mags) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuLoJV-B_fD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7bf1e3zg720z
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ON DRAWING - I’m working on something very special for an exhibition @rare_mags. . I’m collaborating with my 6 year old daughter on a Simpsons print and it’s going to be AWESOME!!! . We’ll be exhibiting our original drawing alongside @josh_wayles @jacklever222 @dorsettface @dickvincent @intwosandthrees @cthurgatestudio #RobertCarter @amritrandhawa and @fernandesmakes . . . #zine #zines #fanzine #fanzines #smallpress #smallpresscomic #comic #comics #indiepublishing #publishing #selfpublished #homer #homersimpsons #bart #bartsimpson #bootlegbart #bootlegsimpsons #simpsonszine #simpsonsfanzine #zinetent #raremags #drawing #exhibition #print #riso #risoprint #stockport #ondrawings #groupshow @gfsmithpapers @_open__spaces_ @janeybird40 @henrypressmcr (at Rare Mags) https://www.instagram.com/p/Btk0aGjhDzX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hbx5iezw3jqz
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🚨TOMORROW!!! . ON DRAWING - We have an original drawing in an exhibition @rare_mags. It’ll be for sale alongside a limited run of riso prints. It’s Simpsons themed obvs! 💛 . As an extra bonus we secretly held back five copies of THE BEST SIMPSONS ZINE EVER by Matilda Bell (age 6) just for the event! It’s otherwise sold out so this is your last chance. 🥰 . Here are the details for the opening night: . 📍 RAREMAGS (Stockport) 🗓 28th FEBRUARY ⏰ 6PM - 10PM 🍺 BEER . . . #zine #zines #fanzine #fanzines #smallpress #smallpresscomic #comic #comics #indiepublishing #publishing #selfpublished #homer #homersimpsons #bart #bartsimpson #bootlegbart #bootlegsimpsons #simpsonszine #simpsonsfanzine #zinetent #raremags #drawing #exhibition #print #riso #risoprint #stockport #ondrawings #groupshow @gfsmithpapers @_open__spaces_ @janeybird40 @henrypressmcr @josh_wayles @jacklever222 @dorsettface @dickvincent @intwosandthrees @cthurgatestudio @amritrandhawa @fernandesmakes (at Rare Mags) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuYaLitFQjz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jedpc5pncb5s
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ON DRAWING - I’m working on something very special for an exhibition @rare_mags. . I’m collaborating with my 6 year old daughter on a Simpsons print and it’s going to be AWESOME!!! Here is a sneak peek of what’s coming. . We’ll be exhibiting our original drawing alongside these super-talented artists @josh_wayles @jacklever222 @dorsettface @dickvincent @intwosandthrees @cthurgatestudio #RobertCarter @amritrandhawa and @fernandesmakes . . . #zine #zines #fanzine #fanzines #smallpress #smallpresscomic #comic #comics #indiepublishing #publishing #selfpublished #homer #homersimpsons #bart #bartsimpson #bootlegbart #bootlegsimpsons #simpsonszine #simpsonsfanzine #zinetent #raremags #drawing #exhibition #print #riso #risoprint #stockport #ondrawings #groupshow @gfsmithpapers @_open__spaces_ @janeybird40 @henrypressmcr (at Rare Mags) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtvFdZHFSEp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kohwd619q52s
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